On the count of three respond yes or no.
Will we get married.
I can't I don't know if I can answer.
Like, what if I like tell you the absolute wrong answer.
(laughs)
- Well, then it's over.
- Are we ready to go?
- Yeah.
- What the shit Oh I got it, I got it, I got it.
Hi I'm Chan, I work here.
- I'm Adam and I'm in Vienna right now
and I know Chan because he's my boyfriend.
- (laughs) So the backstory by the way is
like we met in Tokyo.
I was traveling and he was only gonna be in Tokyo
for like what two more weeks or something like that.
So it's like one of those like
chance encounter kinda things.
- 5 or 6 months.
- Consecutively (both laugh) less than a month probably.
- It's actually less than a month yeah.
- Do you wanna go first or should I?
- I can go first.
Name three reasons things won't work out between us.
- Oh (laughs)
Um, okay yeah like.
I don't know what it's like to date somebody
for more than a year.
Another thing is like I feel like a
a late bloomer when it comes to intimacy.
- I think a lot of gay men are late bloomers, so you're not
that special.
(both laugh)
- That's real, that's real.
What do you think?
- If we were feeling like it's not giving us anything
then that would break us up.
- [Chan] Mm-hmm.
- And then like if you started beating me up or like
- Yeah.
developed a disgusting drinking problem
or something like that.
- Um (laughs) yeah.
What do your friends and family think of our relationship?
- I actually have no idea what they like really think about
it and I don't care.
(laughs)
I'm from Slovakia, the gay agenda has not been
so successful there yet.
(both laugh)
I think my mom likes you because you met her.
- I like your mom. She makes a mean potato salad too.
(Adam laughs) Tell her that.
- I got a question.
What's the biggest lie you've told me
since starting our long distance relationship?
- I'll definitely stretch the truth sometimes.
I think you can frame anything in any way using language.
- Okay yeah, that doesn't answer the question but okay.
(both laughing)
- I know I can say that okay have I what,
have I ever lied to you though.
Actually, like I do feel like you're one person
I can be completely honest with.
(laughs) For better or for worse so.
- Oh that's sweet.
- Yeah.
Okay show or read the last sext I sent you.
Feel free to drink for that (laughs) by the way.
- Well I deleted it So I can't show and.
- Cheers.
- That is that is the truth.
- Cheers baby.
Okay, is it worth the inconvenience to date me, why?
- Yes because I feel like you really understand me.
In a way that other people don't.
Yeah I just feel like I have like really the closest
connection with you.
- Yeah I also feel like you understand me in this way
that like I don't think anybody else does.
And like, I haven't dated a lot you know.
I just really thought I was gonna die alone forever.
So, it's like wow okay I guess I need to like stick
onto you like a fucking leech and here we are.
- Would you be excited if I dropped everything and came
to live with you? (laughs)
- (Chan laughs)
Oh my god.
You know, actually yeah.
I would be really happy if you did that.
In this like hypothetical universe.
- If I like dropped everything, just like out of the blue
and like moved in with you, that's a red flag.
(Chan laughs)
When that happens (laughs) it's been nice knowing you.
- I will keep that in mind yeah yeah.
On the count of three respond yes or no.
Will we get married?
One, I can't I don't know if I can answer.
- It doesn't matter.
- I know it doesn't matter but it can matter.
Oh my god this is like an existential fucking crisis.
What if I like tell you the absolute wrong answer?
- Well then it's over and-
- So (Chan laughs)
- You heard it here first.
- Okay I have my answer.
One, two, three.
[Both Men] Yes.
- Okay, that was not a proposal everybody just FYI.
- When will we end our long distance status?
It's a tricky one.
- Yeah it could end two ways right?
So, it could end because we break up or it could end
because we decide to move to the same place.
But I'm like probably not going to move to Europe.
- Duh. (both laughing)
- And I don't know I'm pretty firmly rooted here.
I like living here.
- Well no that and that's a good thing, I think.
That means you shouldn't move.
But say that I would like
find work in the US and I would move there.
- I don't know yeah like that's the thing.
Are we seducing ourselves into this like heteronormative
narrative thing where we like have to go live together
and like the white picket fence?
Or like is the story of our romance like at all these
airport lounges and like luggage carousels?
- How long do you think we can keep this up?
- You mean like the long distance thing?
- Yeah.
- (sighs) However long it makes sense for us.
- Yeah.
- It's hard to say how long that's gonna be.
- Yeah I don't know.
- It looks like a really good solution for right now.
I mean, of course I miss you but,
but I can deal with that.
- Yeah. I mean like here's the thing.
Okay after meeting like thousands and thousands of people
and like you've been dating a few of them.
When I met you in like the most unlikely of places
like it really did feel like I've been struck by lightning.
You know like, you're the only person for me.
- Yeah just be like you're the only person I want to date.
- I love you.
- I love you too.
- Okay.
(clapping)
Um, okay do we leave now or?
(laughs)