Jory: (in monotone throughout) Hello, I'm Jory Caron, and this is "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave the Season Finale?"
Jory: (whispers) These are shirts that you can buy!
I'm your host, Jory Caron, and today, we're gonna take a look back, and also, a look forward. For those of you just joining us, this is what you might have missed...
*theme song plays*
Jory: Are you ready for this? Let's do it!
Jory: I wonder how long it takes to microwave? Two minutes?
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jory: Oh, jeez!
Jory: Safety is of number-one concern.
Jory: Yeah, I think they're on fire.
Jory: No one likes fried junk!
Jory: Bad idea? Possibly!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Boy, we sure have had a lot of fun times here at "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
Jory: Look at all of these casualties! We've got Pop-Tarts stuck to Peeps stuck to Trojans, parts of light bulbs, random ketchup packets, Rice Krispie treats. How could I forget about that?!
Jory: A glass with matches, a tape, Christmas lights, a CD, a wet-nap. Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out!
We microwave things so you don't have to!
Jory: I have a remote arm, so I can turn the machine on and off.
Jory: Don't try this in your family's microwave!
Jon: Oh, boy!
No one likes fried junk!
But is it SAFE to microwave?
It's propelling itself around like a jet engine!
I deem it safe to be microwaved!
Plus, it was an awesome light show!
No one likes fried junk!
It won't work anymore!
Jory: We also have a proper ventilation system.
Jory: 'Cause we don't wanna fry our nuts. Nobody likes roasted nuts! (laughs)
And then, trying to find the one that's broken?
No one likes roasted nuts!
Jory: (whispers) It's this one!
Jory: Oh! Oh, it's shooting!
Jory: Why? I have no idea!
Jory: Off with the lights, for dramatic effect.
We'll check up on that little experiment a little bit later!
Jory: Oh, jeez!
Jory: Safety is of number-one concern!
*smoke alarm goes off*
Jory: Ah! No one likes roasted nuts!
Jory: These are like KFC chickens- it has, like, four breasts!
Jory: EW!
Jory: 'Cause no one likes roasted nuts!
Boy, that was exciting! Now, let's take a look at what we're gonna do next season.
Well, to help me unveil the new things is Jonathan Paula, our cameraman and producer. So, here he is!
So, without further ado...
Let's take a look at what we're gonna microwave for the second season.
*Jory and Jon read future items off screen, alternating with each item, starting with Jory saying "banana"*
Jory and Jon: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
*Jory and Jon alternate once more, starting with Jon saying "charcoal"*
Jon: And last but not least, we're gonna microwave a quarter stick of dynamite!
But that's not all! If you have something that you want to see microwaved, leave us a comment on this video, and we'll try and microwave it.
Or, if you have a particular item you'd like to see us microwave, send me a private message here on YouTube, and I will send you my address, and you can mail me any sort of items you'd like.
Specifically, though, we're looking for an iPod or a GameBoy. If you have an old one lying around you'd like to see toasted up, mail it to me, and we'll take care of it for you!
Please, no anthrax! Seriously! I mean, this time, seriously, you can't!
Oh, well, let's take a look at the new microwave!
Jon: Season 2!
Coming in September!
Jory: Look at these buttons and stuff! It's so shiny!
Jon: And look- this one's clean, too! Look at this!
So, Jory, a lot of people are probably asking, "Well, what happened to the old Sharp microwave?"
We kinda broke it!
Yeah, it was pretty much done after that wet-nap episode, believe it or not, That was about it. We threw it out, we sealed it up, and, kind of like the "Jumanji" game, we really hope that no one ever uncovers it!
Biologically bad things are happening inside of that microwave!
It's a cesspool of filth! Almost like the Arc of the Covenant! I'd imagine, if you were to open that thing again, it would probably spell "certain death"!
Hey, Jon, I can't help but notice that we're wearing two spectacular-looking T-shirts!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Where'd we get these?
Well, Jory, if you'd like to pick up your very own "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" T-shirt or other paraphernalia, such as magnets or buttons or tote bags or women's track suits, all you have to do is head over to our new Cafe Press store.
It's located on the Interwebs conveniently for you at CafePress.com/IdeoProductions. And all of the extra mark-up will go to a charitable donation- me and Jory!
It cost money for this thing! Come on, people, we're not doin' this for free!
Well, that sounds great! Stay tuned, because more episodes are coming in September. I'm Jory Caron.
And I'm Jonathan Paula.
Jory and Jon: And this is "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
*end credits play*