Hello, and welcome to at home with Jessica and Claudia
Lots of people ask me how many clothes I have?
I'll be honest, it's a lot - I have a lot of clothes.
But I wish to keep things tidy and nice in our very beautiful house
We put two-thirds (That's a four, I can't count..)
of all the clothes in the attic at any one time so it's a beautiful and tidy
Not that it's looking very tidy right now
So what we've done so far is take all of the winter clothes
out of the the drawers and out of the wardrobe so that it's all ready
for summer stuff to come in.
Then we vacuum pack all of the autumn / winter / early spring clothes
Winter early spring clothes
and un-vacuum pack the ones we put up in the attic.
You did not come from the attic.
Claudia: Hiii! Jessica: Aw, *kiss*
We're gonna vacuum pack this, so let's get changed.
~packing musical interlude~
Claudia: Ta daaaa! Jessica: Free the clothes!
So we're also unpacking very sunny holiday strap - I like strap..
Because we're going to Ibiza!
No?
One of the most important things about taking stuff out. Of your vacuum-pack bags
Is that if you don't like it anymore? It doesn't fit? You should give it to charity
It's going to charity
Sorry, old friend.
I wore this for my 15th birthday. I think that means it's time to go.
Claudia: Yeah. What do you think, Walter?
Walter: *snores* Jessica: *laughs*
Stop asking the dog his opinion
And now we have lots of nice summer clothes!
~ musical dance break ~
Jessica: Such a clean and tidy room!
Ta daa
Now here are some tips on wardrobe management
from someone who really loves clothes
When I first met Claudia, she was the type of person who would go into her wardrobe
"Oh my God look here's this top that I haven't seen for two years!"
If you are this type of person -
- you have too many clothes.
I have such a large collection of clothes there are two thirds of it at any one time my living upstairs in the attic
However, I remember every single piece that is up there, and I don't buy anything that I already have
Throw things away after a certain period of time
Like 10 years
If you are in your late 20's and still own things that you had when you were a teenager..
It is time to let them go.
No.. Grow up. No..
Even if they still fit think about how many times I've gone through the wash.
Think about how many different
Kind of maybe gross things, that that piece of clothing has touched
Vacuum pack your clothes.
Clearly this is a brilliant idea -
- because if you're just going to pack them up in like a box or something they're going to get ready dusty and a little bit *disapproving sounds*
never keep clothes because you think that you are going to get thinner -
- or bigger or taller.
Actually, taller doesn't count if you are an actual child you are allowed to keep something,
believing you will grow.
If you are not a child
I really don't think you're going to grow? Sorry.
If you haven't worn it in last year at least
Give it away. You're not going to wear it. You're just fooling yourself. It's a lie
I'm sorry.
Arrange your clothes by season
Not by color or length or anything like that because length surely isn't that important..
Other great ideas! have great fun clothes swaps with your friends or
sisters, brothers, whoever!
It means you get an entirely new wardrobe whenever and it's completely free!
Amazing!
Alternatively become gay -
- with someone who shares your body type.
If there are clothes you know you're only going to wear once a year or twice a year.
I'm thinking summer holiday clothes here.
Keep them all in one suitcase in your attic or storage cupboard
Wherever you store your stuff. I don't know where you store your stuff
And that way it's all there it's all ready for when you need to pack, but!
- Crucially! - is not taking up extra space
Shoes do not become more comfortable
This is a lie, alright? that is a lie sold to you by shoemakers of the world.
Breaking in a shoe? Like, huh..*scoffs*
If you've worn it like five times
And it has not become more comfortable it is not going to become more comfortable
If you've seen yourself in a photograph
Wearing this item of clothing, and you hated the way you looked -
- get rid of it.
Both the photograph and the item of clothing.
It's not going to get better.
And the most important thing when you love clothes
is to take care of them. If it needs dry-cleaning, dry clean it.
Put dye captures things in the thingamajiggy.
And once clothes become bobbly no matter how much you love that top
Let it go
This apparently has been a video sponsored by dress shops of the world.