Jesus I thought you said you were coming
quickly yeah so so it's been 2,000 years
I'd hardly call that quick Jeffrey look
I'm not exactly anxious to go back down
there remember how they tortured me last
time oh you don't have to worry about
that anymore just go to some first world
country like America where there's a lot
of Christians and they um don't really
approve of torture really you think
now's the time huh
definitely but you can't go looking like
that why not I kind of like the
Hollister look Jesus you're an ancient
Palestinian Jew you think people are
expecting a tall Nordic white guy
they'll appreciate the way you're
supposed to look you know Geoffrey
you're right I'm coming back as my old
self well how do I look perfect
you know you should probably wear your
old robes too like this yep looking real
good
you know Geoffrey I'm excited this is
this is gonna be awesome you know yeah
it is now you're gonna want to go to an
area with a lot of people to witness
your glorious return good idea I know of
a place with crowds of people from all
over the world coming and going oh yeah
that seems like a good place to come
back it is it's a wonderous land known
as look we're dia Oh sounds exotic
sounds like Narnia oh it is it's filled
with all kinds of interesting people
excellent hey thanks for all your help
Geoffrey I appreciate it off to
LaGuardia
okay now that's [ __ ] up
Christiane's of LaGuardia I am here to
send you all to kingdom come
PPI CIA an ATF bonnet bronzer debt hey
guys
NATO is pressuring POTUS to follow SOP
so make this guy m.i.a ASAP hey let me
out of here not a chance Osama I hope
you like breaded water over oh I do and
I will be getting out of here Jacy
welcome to my humble abode
not Mohammed are you doing here I live
here huh well not me
I want to get off this stinking rock and
back to heaven where I belong excellent
I just so happen to have an escape plan
my friend oh yeah let's hear it I kill
you and then you kill me yeah you might
want to rethink that what you just use
your zombie powers to come back to life
kill me and then fly up to heaven like
you did last time
simple ooh there's a ceiling in the way
this time damn these stinking Americans
have thought of everything I think I've
got a better idea
oh here eat that and just keep eating
Jesus you turned the water into wine I
cannot drink this
how am I supposed to eat myself to death
if I have nothing to wash it down oh I
know what not Islamic
kryptonite yes
Islamic kryptonite but how did you get
that in here they check all of our
orifices I've got more holes than you um
what do you think you're doing just a
little art project art project no give
it another 2,000 years we'll give it
another 2,000 years Muhammad those are
your virgins Farpoint station
you