[ Rollin by Limp Bizkit plays ] ♫ Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' ♫
♫ Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' ♫
Come on, you can get there.
♫ Keep rollin'- ♫
It's like whaaat?
[ laughs ]
Hey guys, it's me, videodonkey.
Here I am with Dark Souls II.
This is one of the hardest bosses in the game.
As you can see, he's, uh, pretty much unbeatable in this game,
and is probably one of the hardest bosses in the whole world.
There was a item down here and I went down here and try and get it, and now I'm stuck.
I think I just gotta die now.
Oh, this guy got stuck too.
How did he get out ?
Oh.
[ laughs ]
Maybe if I roll into this, if I roll over -
God dammit.
God -
[ yelling ]
[ laughs ]
HOLY SHIT
BAWH
That's it?
Everything kills you in one hit in this game,
and this gigantic behemoth did, like, 1/10 of my health.
Oh.
This is more like it.
Some walls can grow tails up to 50 feet.
Bein' a little fucker, get outta that - he's in this little shitty corner.
GET
NO
This guy is a total asshole.
This the worst guy the in whole game.
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I actually found another guy to play with.
On this 30 year old game.
I can't - there's probably me and him.
We're the only two people still playing this.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ!
No! Keep rollin', rollin' -
Keep rollin', roll - god dammit.
Get - roll outta there, roll outta there!
See ya later.
You fucking piece of shit.
♫ Rollin', roll, rollin', roll ♫
♫ Roll ♫
♫ Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', roll ♫
♫ Rollin', roll - ♫
FUCK
We had him...
We had - I'm never gonna find that guy again now.
It's over.
The game is over.
My channel is over.
Ladies and gentlemen, Old King Doran.
Uh, I love your blade.
How am I supposed to fight two bosses at once?
Somebody get me outta this fucking caca wee wee poo poo doo doo mansion.
Someone get me outta this fucking diaper penis fucking -
I can just shoot you through the fog door with a bow and arrow, you fucking amateur!
Guys, guys, just hold up.
This will take about, uh, probably just about an hour to get -
Almost there...
[ gasps ]
He's dead!
He's dead! Now I only gotta fight one!
It'll be easy.
It'll be, fucking, uh, gonna be a fucking cakewalk.
Here we go, here we go.
Oh shit!
Oh, god dammit!
I still have the bow on.
God fucking dammit.
Get the thing - get the thing quick.
Goddammit.
I just spent three years -
OK, here we go.
Nononono, OK.
OK, whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa.
We just gotta heal. We just gotta heal.
We're good, we're good.
We're still good, we're still good.
Just gotta heal -
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch.
I just gotta get this heal off!
Son of a bitch!
SON OF A BITCH
Well, turns out you're supposed to trade the demon souls in for, uh, your mage moves.
Instead of eating all of them, like I did.
Get the fuck outta my way.
So I made an all new character, and I think this time is really gonna be the one.
Hooooly shitamoli.
Eeeeeeeh...
[ ear-piercing scream ]
NOOO!
Dammit.
Eeeeeeeh...
[ screams ]
OK, OK.
[ clears throat ]
[ quietly ] We're good, we're good.
Eeeeh...
[ laughs ]
You never know, you never know which one it's gonna be.
Eeeeeeeh...
[ laughs ]
[ quietly ] Eeeeh...
[ grunts ]
Thank god for that.
Eeeeh...
BUH
[ shouts ]
[ laughs ]
I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it, guy.
This boss isn't even trying.
He's completely just given up.
To get to the filthy man's store,
go past the three exploding mine carts.
Then, go down the elevator of despair.
Venture forward into the abandoned mine shaft,
but watch out for pits
and the guy that tries to knock your head off with a pickaxe.
Then, roll down the side of a cliff.
The filthy man can be found blending right into the dirt.
What an excellent business model.
Then, while you shop, gigantic molten bees will burn your skin off.
You know what? This is why I made a new character.
SUCK ON FIRE STORM
You know what I'm sayin?!
AH GOD DAMMIT
I killed the fuckin' man.
Watch out for my
FIRE
STORM
SLAM
DUNK!
WHOO
He's outta here, baby.
He's outta here.
It's as simple as that.
You get fire storm, and you kill everything in one hit.
You can really - I do kill everything in one hit in this one.
For real this time.
No, no, I won't do it again.
I won't - [ laughs ]
No, I won't - I won't do it again. I won't do it again.
Come on.
But stand back.
I'm gonna do it again.
[ laughs ]
Here goes the hardest boss in the game.
Old King Allant.
Annnnnd...
...dead.
Uh, here goes the easiest boss in the game.
Just sits there.
Annnd dead.
All right.
That one wasn't that bad, I gotta admit.