- Yeah, this job will be easy.
(energetic instrumental music)
Yo Mama.
(soft light music)
Yo mama's so fat
when she played Five Nights at Freddy's,
Freddy found her
(mechanical screaming)
and couldn't fit her in the costume.
Not even Chica's,
and that bitch can eat.
- [Man] Fanzbear Entertainment is no responsible
for damage to property. - So annoying.
Shut up! - Or your person.
- Upon discovering the-- - Let me do my freaking job!
(upbeat dance music)
Jump around, jump around,
jump up, jump up and get down.
Yeah.
(upbeat dance music)
Yeah, easy money.
(soft light music)
(lights flickering)
Yo mama's so ugly,
when she played Five Night's of Freddy's,
Freddy had his friends hide from her.
(eerie instrumental music)
- Oh, man, I can't do this.
I can't take it anymore!
(screaming)
(groaning)
(eerie instrumental music)
- Come on.
(groaning)
Come on, where's Netflix on this thing?
I just want to watch Puppy Party!
Those puppies are so cute
and they're having a party and everyone's invited.
That's all I wanna watch.
I want to feel invited too.
(electronic buzzing)
(soft light music)
Yo mama's so stupid
when she worked at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza,
she stuffed herself in a suit.
She even put it on backwards.
Alright Brody, let's see.
Front door, backdoor, mail box key,
basement key, cellar key, attic key,
Mr. Johnson's front door, who's Mr. Johnson,
Alicia Keys, Flora keys,
treasure chest key,
chastity belt key,
where's the freaking male bathroom key?
I just gotta pee.
Fine, I'll use the female bathroom.
(yelling) (farting)
Owie!
Why did I have all those atomic wings.
Oh, my anus.
It's on fire.
(screaming)
(sobbing)
Daddy?
Daddy.
I just wanna go home.
(farting)
Is that blood or sauce?
(whistling)
(electronic screeching)
(soft light music)
(farting)
Yo mama's so short,
when she plays Five Nights at Freddy's
the animatronics jump out at her
and they hit the wall!
(mechanical screaming)
Boring.
So boring.
I'm so bored.
Maybe's Otto's magic shrooms will do the trick.
Whoa.
Whoa, man.
What am I seeing?
Wow, that's a big chicken.
They're walking towards me, look!
It's like they're alive or something.
This is some powerful stuff.
Ow.
Oh my god.
They are alive!
(mechanical screaming)
(screaming)
(electronic flickering)
(soft light music)
Yo mama's so poor,
she took the job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza twice.
(ominous laughing)
(mechanical screaming)
(mechanical running)
I came here to eat pizza and kick ass
and the kitchen's all out of pizza.
The sunglasses were a bad idea.
- I'm Chica.
- I'm Brody.
- I'm Chica.
- And I'm Brody!
I'm Brody!
Get over here!
(suspenseful electronic music)
Yo mama's so harry,
when she plays Five Nights at Freddy's,
the animatronics thought she already had a suit.
- Hey, foxy mama.
How about you and I grind some gears, huh?
- Freddy, come out to play!
Peek a boo, I see you.
There you are.
Time to clean up your act.
(hard rock music)
(gentle upbeat music)
(light whistling)
This is some good ass pizza.
Alright, I just made 120 bucks.
I can buy more of those magic mushrooms.
Nah.
(soft light music)
Yo mama's so old,
she was the first security guard
at Fred Bear's family diner
and she knew Chica when she was just a chica.
Now isn't that just adorable?
Ow!
My finger!
(eerie instrumental music)
(soft light music)
(eerie instrumental music)
- [Children] Yay!
(eerie instrumental music)
(eerie laughing)