(click)
Alright, I'm gonna climb this fence.
Fence...
(fence creaking)
(sighs) I can't climb the...
What is that?
(banging)
Uh, can you guys stop?
DOG BULLY: What'd you say, loser?
Can you stop? That's annoying?
DOG BULLY: No.
Why?
Why would I do that, loser?
Because it's annoying.
But it's fun.
But you're banging on someone's sign.
So?
That's annoying!
Everyone can hear that.
You're in a public area.
Who'd you think you are?
Uh, I'm Mario. Famous.
No, you aren't.
Yes, I am. How would you not heard of me?
Oh oh wow you're gonna act all tough well guess what yeah I'm famous I'll
expose you okay well either way my point still stands you're being really
annoying so you know stop banging that sign well you don't matter to us so
we're gonna go back to doing what we want to do yeah stop oh my god that's so
annoying stop it no no why what why don't you want to stop no no it's like
really annoying I'm not even kidding no stop no stop no stop no I can't control
them I'm so close I think I'm about to get it soon hey I got something that'll
work for sure hey buddy the pools closed what are you doing here oh not you what
did I do yours that old guy who thinks he's like
oh like you know popular and stuff but he just hey I'm avoiding Nintendo I mean
I was running Mario Watusi I'm the main character that's what everyone's playing
now right what is Mario is is a it's not a joke
no you have just offended my religion okay but my problem is why are you guys
trying to break into the pool nunya none your what none your business oh how old
are you guys like 20 then what were you were you born
with those great teeth all right well you guys need to try to stop breaking
into the pool cuz it's illegal ya know why not I mean like who are you
to speak you look like some old ugly man so what I can do it in a one-story out I
don't care what I look like I I mean I can like do whatever I want you know I
mean I could break into this pool if I want it but nope it's illegal so stop
doing it it says on the pool rules clearly but we can't show it cuz I has
our town name on it but anyway yeah it's clearly set on the pool rules you can't
jump the fence it's March we're not jumping the fence
yes you are well not jumping you're still trying to break into it though
you're trying to open it the one old man yeah we don't hate you like that's
supposed to affect me but my problem is how would you open the pool door with a
rock break it open but stupid that was a small rock anyway alright so you guys
need to stop or else I'm gonna probably actually call the police yeah sure you I
mean I'm brave enough I'm brave enough your mom is brave enough oh I'm done
with you guys I'm you guys can get arrested I'm fine with that
what are you guys doing you're stupid and how am i stupid I graduated from
college your mom graduated from college oh hey
but I did too and you probably didn't so I'm smarter than you
what does College have to do with us beating up this u-haul truck
well because I'm smart so going to college basically proves that you're
smart okay well doing this is fun yeah well you still trying to break into a
truck though this is a truck it's owned by people you're not supposed to break
it so is the pool did we have a phone with that oh I had up so I had a problem
with it because you're still trying to break into the pool it's not even summer
so because it's not summer you're not supposed to be in there
it'd be fun oh but still well that wouldn't be fun it's cold outside it's
horrible actual tortured your body so I'm okay
well you guys still shouldn't be beating up the truck I try to open it I'm like
actually gonna call the police if you guys don't stop I bet you won't yeah oh
I'm serious I'm actually gonna call the police if you don't stop Ben didn't last
time Oh but now I'm actually going to
well kids the lesson is you know I don't even know what the lesson is I just got
beat up so I don't know but if anything the lesson probably is if you see anyone
doing anything technically illegal you could call the police but you might want
to give video proof first like get out your phone and record or something I
have no idea it's all I can think of but yeah even if it's your friends if
they're doing something illegal tell someone well unless they stopped doing
it and then you look kind of dumb so yeah tell someone if you see anything
weird happening