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to be doing one of my favorite things,
taking Hogwarts house sorting quizzes.
September 1st is coming,
which means a new Hogwarts school year,
my birthday, and me sorting myself yet again.
But for this video, I am going to be taking
the Hogwarts house sorting quizzes on BuzzFeed, all of them.
Well, 10 of them which is a lot.
They do have one quiz which is more
of a standard Hogwarts sorting quiz.
But most of those sorting quizzes are like,
"Tell me your favorite flavor of cake."
So I'm going to be keeping track of the houses
that I get sorted into at the bottom of the screen.
And at the end of the video, we'll see
which house I get sorted into the most.
Will I stay in Ravenclaw?
Will my preference of cake betray me?
Have I been a secret Hufflepuff all along?
We shall see!
Let's do this.
So we're gonna start with their most
like standard, normal sorting quiz.
"There's nothing hidden in your head
"this sorting quiz can't see.
"What is your Hogwarts house percentage?"
Oh, it's gonna give me a percentage.
This is fancy.
"You've made it to Hogwarts,
"which means you've already bought a wand from Olivander's."
Cool.
"What material is at its core?"
Phoenix feather, dragon heartstring, or unicorn hair.
I can't remember what my wizarding world
like Pottermore wand is,
but I like the phoenix feather the best.
I love phoenix's.
They're my favorite magical creature.
So I feel like there'd be a phoenix feather in my wand.
"During the end-of-year exams,
"you notice that one of your classmates
was using an enchanted quill."
Oh, this is sort of like the official one.
"You come top of the class anyway, but they are second.
"What do you do?
"Tell the professor immediately,
"cheating is wrong, no matter what.
"Nothing, but if I hadn't come top of the class,
"I'd definitely tell the professor.
"Encouraged the other student to admit
"what they'd done to the professor.
"Give them a high five for managing
"to sneak the quill into the exam."
All right, well I'm not giving them
a high five for cheating.
Yeah, man.
You cheated, wooh!.
I don't like wanna be a snitch, not the golden kind.
I think I'd just say nothing
because I don't like confrontation.
I think I'm gonna do nothing,
but just pretend the second half of this doesn't exist.
"You would be most hurt if a person called you
"weak, ignorant, unkind," or "boring."
I mean, if someone calls me weak, that's pretty true.
(laughs)
(yells quietly)
So strong.
I mean, I can be ignorant sometimes.
I'm gonna go with unkind.
'Cause I feel like if someone called me boring
I would not be insulted.
But like unkind, it would kind of like,
it would hurt my feelings.
'Cause I try to be kind.
"You're locked in a duel with a skilled opponent.
"They fire an unknown spell at you,
and you shout, "expelliarmus,
"protego, stupefy," or, "crucio."
I'm not shouting crucio.
I kind of wanna say expelliarmus
'cause that spell worked for Harry a lot.
That was Harry's main spell against Voldemort
who apparently was apparently this really powerful wizard.
So if it worked for Harry, it worked for me.
I'm gonna use expelliarmus.
Okay, "It's your fifth year at Hogwarts
"and you've just received a Howler," what?
"From your parents.
"What for?
"Sneaking into the Forbidden Forest at night on a dare.
"Getting caught cheating in my Divination O.W.L.
"Being put in detention after I was caught
"in the library after hours.
"Nothing!
"I'd never do anything to warrant a Howler."
Okay, I would not cheat.
I would not sneak into the Forbidden Forest.
That is like scary.
If someone dared me I'd just be like, "No."
I might've gone to the library after hours.
Honestly, I'm gonna choose the library one
because I feel like I would have a good reason,
but I would still get in trouble.
Let's just say that.
"Which of these Dumbledore quotations speak to you,
"Pity the living, and above all,
"those who live without love.
"Words are, in my not so humble opinion,
"our most inexhaustible source of magic.
"It matters not what someone is born,
"but what they grow to be,"
or, "It does not do
"to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
Okay, too bad "Alas, ear wax," isn't in here.
(laughs)
"It does not do to dwell on dreams."
I mean, I feel like I like that one the most.
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
'Cause sometimes I can dwell on my dreams a little too much.
So probably need that reminder from old Dumby.
"Which of these most accurately describes your relationship
"with your closest friends?"
Okay, I'm imagining the group chat.
All right.
"I love surrounding myself with people,
"the more friends I have, the better!
"I have a few very close friends
"that I would trust with my life.
"I tend to be wary around new people,
"so I don't make new friends often."
No, that's not true.
"I find myself becoming friends with people
"who can help me to succeed."
No, I'll become friends with anyone.
I think it's the second one.
I think I have few very close friends,
but I would trust those friends like with my life.
"Which of your skills are you most proud of?
"My ability to absorb new information."
I wish I had that skill.
"My ability to make new friends.
"My ability to get what I want.
"My ability to keep secrets."
What if I don't have any of these skills?
Probably my ability to get what I want
'cause like, if I set a goal, then I freakin' do it.
"The first Quidditch match of the season is approaching,
"and you can't wait to get involved."
I would not get involved.
Okay, "Seeker.
"I want the glory."
(laughs)
That is like the most, not me answer ever.
Like, I would not wanna play Quidditch for the glory of it.
"Chaser.
"I like to be involved, and work as part of the team.
"Beater.
"I like having all that power."
What are these Quidditch PowerPoint answers, like what?
"I'll be in the crowd,
making sure supporter morale is high!"
Oh, that's me.
Oh good, I'm glad there was a crowd option.
You're allowed to bring a pets at Hogwarts,
"an owl, a cat, or a toad.
"Which do you bring?"
Luna's coming with me to Hogwarts.
"It's Saturday, you've finished your homework,
"and you have some free time.
"You decide to spend some time away from your common room.
"Where do you go?
"The Forbidden Forest, the library,
"the kitchens, the Room of Requirement."
It says I have free time,
so it sounds like I don't have any work to do.
Okay, I'm not going to the Forbidden Forest.
Why are there all these Forbidden Forest answers?
Who's hanging out in the Forbidden Forest?
That's not a good idea.
The kitchens?
What, like to hang out with the house elves?
I feel like the house elves and I would be friends though,
but I don't know if I'm going to hang out in the kitchen.
That's kind of weird.
They're trying to work.
I feel like either the library or the Room of Requirement.
I'm gonna pick the Room of Requirement.
The library's cool, but I'm in Hogwarts.
I could go to a library at home.
I'm gonna go to a room that's just in Hogwarts,
so I'm gonna with the Room of Requirement.
"What would you see in the Mirror of Erised?
"Myself, surrounded by riches.
"Myself, surrounded by my loving family and friends.
"Myself, knowledgeable above all.
"Myself, experiencing a marvelous adventure."
It's like, am I alone on his adventure,
or am I with my family and friends?
I want to be on and adventure,
but like with Joe or Brizzy.
Not on an adventure alone, but I do love traveling.
Ah, family and friends or adventure.
I'm just gonna choose family and friends.
"Choose a Deathly Hallow.
"The Elder Wand, the Resurrection Stone,"
or, "The Cloak of Invisibility."
I'm choosing the cloak.
Freakin' Elder Wand,
people are coming after you all the time.
I gotta be worried that someone's gonna try
to kill me and take it.
I don't want that stress in my life.
Cloak of Invisibility, greet death
as a friend, like nice and easy.
"Which path do you intend to follow after leaving Hogwarts?
"I'd joined the ministry.
"I want to make a difference in the world."
No, I'm not joining the government.
"I think I'd travel for a while
"before committing to a career."
That's fair.
"I'd settled down and started a," no.
No, sorry kids.
"I'd continue to work hard in order
"to achieve as much success as possible."
I feel like I'd travel first.
"And finally, we know that the Sorting Hat takes
"into account your preferences.
"So which Hogwarts," oh what?
I feel like this is cheating,
and they're just gonna give me my house.
Oh, whatever.
Okay, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin.
And my preference is obviously Ravenclaw.
Oh right 'cause it's percentages!
What?
"You are 38% Gryffindor, 25% Ravenclaw,
"23% Hufflepuff, and 14% Slytherin."
Quarantine makes me want to be more Gryffindor
and go on adventures.
So I guess point for Gryffindor, damn.
Aurora, like I hate sleeping and she sleeps a lot.
So that's a no.
Those dwarves man, she's got some patience.
Pocahontas is like way too adventurous for me.
Like I'm not gonna be diving off waterfalls.
I mean, Merida is awesome.
Why do I immediately wanna choose Scar (laughs)?
Oh, this is hard.
I'm going with Woody.
Slytherin!
What?
Which one of you characters gave me Slytherin?
It was you Scar, wasn't it?
My love for villains has betrayed me.
I watch these TikToks where these people put strawberries
and then put salt or something and wash them,
and then all these worms and bugs came out.
So since then I've been terrified to eat strawberries.
I don't wanna eat the worm.
Okay, not the carrot soup because like what?
I'm building a nice fruit salad, pineapple.
I don't trust this blue candy.
It's givin' me Willy Wonka vibes,
and not hot Willy Wonka either.
I just think of like eggplant emoji now.
Chocolate or chicken?
I'm gonna go with the gummy worms.
Slytherin?
Two Slytherins in a row?
You guys are gonna know all of my problematic ships now.
I love Drarry, but I have read some amazing Dramione fix.
No.
(laughs)
Ray and Kylo.
I mean, I do ship it I guess.
Look at them.
But I do like Elsa on her own too and as a lesbian.
I've never watched this, so I'm gonna say no.
I'd say yes, they are cute.
No, no, no, no.
Edward and Bella!
Yes, OTP.
Yes, love them.
What?
(laughs)
Snuffy and Big Bird?
Yes, definitely.
I don't care about them.
Absolutely not.
I don't know these people.
Yeah, I ship them.
I'm gonna say like, no.
I like the history.
Is this from "Series of Unfortunate Events?"
Yeah, yes.
What?
But not like too much.
Not crazy about him, but like okay.
They have Drapple!
What?
See, I could have had them this whole time.
Who made this quiz?
BB-8 and Poe?
100% OTP.
I'd say no.
Draco has his apple.
Ron has his chicken.
What?
Donkey!
Sure, I see it a little bit.
Heck, yes.
100%, ship, ship, ship.
This freakin' scene is so good
because Alan Rickman is an incredible actor.
I would say no.
What?
The House of Lord Felton?
BuzzFeed just freakin' trolled me.
Design your cupboard under the stairs.
We're gonna choose our cupboard together.
How is any of these gonna fit in the cupboard?
This looks kinda like Newt's case.
And it said cupboard sweet cupboard.
Which one do you like?
The room is a cupboard.
I feel like none of these would look good.
Let's go with the wood.
Ravenclaw!
Yeah, high five!
Oh my gosh, thank God.
What are you doing?
Definitely claps, magic, spicey.
If I was at Hogwarts,
that would be a great butterbeer emoji.
I just immediately thought of
like the eight ball that you shake.
It could mean karaoke.
It's my rocketship to pig farts.
I'm not stealin' the Declaration of Independence.
Duh, I'm pickin' the lumos one.
I use this emoji more than any other emoji.
Blue hearts!
Slytherin?
Why does every Buzzfeed quiz sort me into Slytherin?
Uh, the rocket ship to pig farts, of course.
I'm gonna choose buttermilk, classic.
Okay, this is a little controversial.
I don't like syrup when I eat my pancakes.
I like apples in my pancakes.
I like apple cinnamon pancakes.
Heck yeah, I do.
All the butter.
Ooh, eggs or bacon?
Having my friends over to eat some pancakes.
Hufflepuff!
I felt it in my bones.
Cake!
This like does not look like it would go well together.
This is making me hungry.
Like a really gooey, delicious chocolate chip cookie.
This one looks like the most appetizing,
but it feels like one of those donuts
that like tricking you
that it like looks really good,
but then when you eat it, it tastes like crap.
Eh, this looks so good.
That's not a cupcake, that's a muffin!
This looks like a chocolate heaven.
Wa, wa, wa got my waffles and pancakes.
Ravenclaw!
Back in the game, baby!
Back (slams), ooh!
Kylo situation.
Gay!
Oh, that Gameboy.
This is giving me Batman vibes.
Friggin' Robert Pattinson's gonna pop out in his eyeliner.
This is giving me "Twilight" vibes (laughs).
(laughs)
This is the most Ravenclaw thing ever.
What?
There's a starfish.
What is that?
This looks like Umbridge.
This made my nose stuffed up.
Oh, the kitty!
These look like leaves I just stepped on.
What is that?
Hufflepuff?
Call me "That's so Raven."
Yum yum, cake.
This is way too aggressive.
Vanilla and vanilla.
No, not these boys.
Nothing.
Why are we sitting on a mountain?
Imagine that man in the middle of the field,
by himself, just eating cake.
Gryffindor?
But I didn't eat cake on the mountains with my friends.
How am I a Gryffindor?
I knew that my cake preference would betray me.
I'm a Slytherin now, I guess.
I blame Joe.
Comment below if you think that I could be in Slytherin.
Here we go.
Yeah!
(hisses)
Guys, that was fun.
I'm obviously still a Ravenclaw.
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