Christi: And we're off! Clara?
Clara: Bye.
Christi: Nope, hi. This is the beginning of our vlog
because we're going to France. I'm traveling with no makeup. Very, very crazy because we
have a long, long, overnight flight. We have 7,652 suitcases and we're only changing hotels,
what, 49 times? So this will be easy. I don't know. I'm feeling a little overwhelmed, but
it'll be good.
Christi: Okay. So, all of our luggage is checked in.
Clara: Yep.
Christi: Clara's masking. I don't know. That was pretty
easy, right? Now we're starving and we're heading to Detroit. We've got to get to Detroit
and then we'll talk seating, because you're very concerned about it.
Christi: Okay. So, we are still in Pittsburgh and this
flight was delayed. And there is a chance that we're leaving very shortly, which means
that might make our connection flight to Paris, but it's all kind of up in the air. So I guess
by the time you're watching this, we'll know if we made it. God, it's like watching this
from the future, so I'll know. So let's pray that we make it, because if not, my whole
itinerary is screwed up.
Christi: So, we missed our flight by one minute. They
closed the doors at 9:00 and we got to the door at 9:01. We literally ran 43 gates in
Detroit. It was slightly intense and so now we're in Detroit for 24 hours instead of Paris.
It doesn't have the same vibe. I'm sorry, Detroit. I know, it's Detroit, but it's not
the same as Paris. It's just not. Clara, what are you eating? Come over here.
Clara: Ah, pizza.
Christi: Let me see!
Mark: You have a tiny little pizza here.
Christi: I want a bite of that pizza!
Clara: How fast... No, you don't get this.
Christi: Please?
Clara: It's tiny! Please, let me eat.
Christi: Okay. I'm going to order my own pizza.
Christi: We're having breakfast in Detroit. We're going
to try the whole flying to Paris thing, although we're not going to Paris, now. We're flying
to Amsterdam. Okay, so Mark decided last night that he was going to wash his shirt, underwear
and socks in the sink and they're not dry completely yet. So, he's sitting at breakfast
in, what is that, a zipper jacket? And he keeps unzipping it just enough for chest hair
to peek out, and it's not cute at all. Sorry. I love you. That's not morning behavior. That's
not breakfast behavior. No, that's like the club in New York City, Studio 54, behavior.
That's what that is. That's what it is.
Christi: All right, Clara is really intently playing
solitaire. Oh God, people are going to see milk. Look at that rebel!
Clara: I'm going to lose so many followers because
of that. People hate milk. People in life either love it, they're like, "Oh my God,
milk's so great. If you hate it, I don't like you".
Christi: You mean people-
Clara: Or they hate it. Kendall blocked me at one
point because I like milk.
Mark: Clara, I like milk.
Christi: Wait, hold on. Do you mean people will really
unfollow you because you're a milk drinker?
Christi: No.
Clara: Yeah.
Christi: Okay. Well, unfollow Clara.
Christi: Hi, we're doing this again. Clarice?
Clara: Hi.
Christi: Do you think second time's a charm? I hope
it's not third. I don't want a third time charm.
Clara: Well, by saying that, you're going to put
that out into the universe.
Christi: No, no, I'm not. I reject that from the universe.
I withdraw that from the universe. I withdraw it. It's withdrawn.
Christi: We just had to wait in another giant line
because we needed some magical sticker to get on a plane.
Clara: There's not [crosstalk 00:03:28].
Christi: All we've done for 24 hours to stand in lines,
correct Clara?
Clara: What?
Christi: All we've done for 24 hours is stand in lines.
Clara: Come again?
Christi: Nevermind. It's been a long 24 hours. We'll
see if we ever get to France.
Christi: Almost in Amsterdam. There's a very real possibility.
Well, I don't want to jinx it. We have one more connection, so let's see how that goes.
Christi: Were you able to sleep at all? A lot or a
little? Medium?
Clara: Two to three hours.
Christi: Are you going to sleep on the next flight?
Clara: I'll definitely try.
Christi: Yeah, because when you don't sleep, you're
mean and I'm afraid of you.
Christi: 17,767, I like seven, hours later we're on
our last flight. Pretty soon, we'll be in Nice.
Clara: Yep.
Christi: And a shower.
Mark: Nice.
Christi: It's not called Nice.
Mark: No, I was saying, "Nice".
Christi: Nice for Nice, but we need a shower. Clara
looks like a rat tried to nest in her hair last night.
Clara: Okay, you're one to talk.
Mark: You smell like a rat.
Christi: I smell like a rat.
Christi: So, I love it. The smell is so pretty!
Christi: We all just need to know that I'm living my
dream right now because I'm on a boat in the south of France going to a party and I'm wearing
an outfit that I'm really excited about. You can't see it, but I love it. So, I could die
right now, very happily.
Christi: Well, we are all finished in Cannes. It's
not Con, it's Cannes. I look insane. And we are heading to Saint-Tropez, but the cars
are a lot smaller in France than in the US, I believe. And I have a packing problem. So,
we're squished and hopefully, I don't know, we're in a car for a couple of hours and then
we're in Saint-Tropez for two days and then we go to Provence. So it'll be nice to kind
of, I'm going to organize my luggage a little bit. Put some of the stuff that we're finished
with in one suitcase and leave that in the car, so I'm not hauling them all in and out
I feel like.
Christi: Ah, and then, yeah. So yesterday we went to
[La Guerite 00:07:33], fun, super cute restaurant you got to by boat. And it was this big party.
But one thing I will say, French people love a good 80s song. Truly. And then Cannes was
getting ready for the film festival, so it was really busy. And Mark and I went for a
walk this morning and went and saw where everyone gets off of the boat and the stairs to the
theater, which was cool. So, now we're driving. And one thing I said, "At least for driving
on the right side of the road, right Mark?"
Mark: Sure.
Christi: Thank God for small favors.
Mark: Yeah, I mean, we've driven on the other side
of the road.
Christi: Yes, yes we have.
Mark: I've driven-
Christi: I had no problem with it.
Mark: I've driven on the other side of the road
in the other side of the car. I've driven on the other side of the road in the right
side of the car.
Christi: Really?
Mark: In Australia, the steering wheel is in the
same place.
Christi: Anyway, this is just an easier drive. Poor
Clara's in the back. She's just happy her phone works and she can text her friends again.
Christi: Good morning. I have not been vlogging through
Saint-Tropez, I feel like. Oh, I look very tired. We're actually getting ready... Look
at that boat. I cannot believe the number of yachts that I have seen in the last five
days. But we are ready this morning to leave and head to first, we're stopping in a town
called [Cassis 00:09:01], I think I'm saying it right, or Cassis. And we're going to see
the Calanques, which is kind of, I don't know. People keep saying it's like the French Grand
Canyon. We shall see.
Christi: And then we're heading to [Gordes 00:09:14],
which is more of Provence. So I think our trip is now taking a more rustic or country
turn. But Saint-Tropez was so freaking fun. It's so fun. Every place we went to, it was
like a party and it wasn't just the young people were partying. People my age were partying
and the people Claire's age were partying.
Christi: It was just so, so fun. So, definitely if
you ever can come to Saint-Tropez in your lifetime, it's a highly recommended. I loved
Cannes. Cannes is just, ugh, so beautiful. Different, different. Saint-Tropez is a little
bit more laid-back without being laid-back. Laid-back in the sense that it's a beach town,
but not laid-back in the sense that that's how people are getting places and $300,000
cars and everybody's wearing Dior. Dior is the thing. I've seen way more Dior than Vuitton
or Chanel or anything, Dior is it. So, I don't know. I'm excited. I loved it. I will definitely
be back at some point in my life to the south of France, big fan. So, now it's time to pack.
Let's see if Mark and I can do this without killing each other.
Christi: This is our cute little hotel in Saint-Tropez.
I love it. It feels very, I don't know, it feels like a Disney story or something. Or
a Disney town.
Christi: Down here is [inaudible 00:11:03].