I generally don’t really start these with a hello and more of just starting the video,
because you already know what the video is about so why not get into it.
Well I’m not going to be talking much aside from everything that’s going to be happening
here so I might as well give you something right now.
This is going to be about the Jojo timeline, everything that happened Phantom Blood to
Stone Ocean.
So parts come before others when it comes to time.
Also, if you guys didn’t know what Circa meant, it means roughly or around.
For example, “Attila the Hun was born circa 406–453.”
Alright, get it?
Got it?
Good.
Circa 100,000 B.C.
You have the birth of Kars, antagonist of Battle Tendency and leader of the remaining
3 Pillar Men.
Circa 90,000 B.C.
One of the four Pillar Men and Kars’ right hand man, Esidisi was born.
Circa 50,000 B.C.
A meteorite crashes on Earth, found in Greenland.
This meteorite is where the arrows come from.
Circa 10,000 B.C.
Another one of the four Pillar Men, known for blowing you away.
Wamuu is born.
Circa 8,000 B.C.
The Scooby-Doo of the Pillar Men is born.
Cause you know, Kars called hi a dog.
Around that time, Kars creates the Stone Masks.
The other Pillar Men or well Pillar People of that time fear what Kars is doing so they
try to kill him.
That completely fails and Kars and Esidisi kill the whole race except two infants.
Those infants being Wamuu and Satana.
Circa 3,000 B.C.
The Pillar Men begin their search of the Red Stone of Aja.
Around this, the origins of Hamon had began.
Around this time also, Satana was left in Mexico.
The original home of the Pillar Men.
Reason behind that is in my description of Santana’s birth.
He was nothing but a guard dog to Kars, so he was left alone.
Circa 50 B.C.
The Pillar Men begin their 2,000 year slumber, after believing they had destroyed the Hamon
clan.
Now we get to A.D., finally.
In the year 39, the Hell Climb Pillar was created to revive Hamon.
In the 12th century, there was a rise of the Aztec tribe that began using the Stone Mask
with sacrifices and all that.
The place that seemed like it was Kars’, was built by Albrecht Gessler a Habsburg bailiff.
Habsburg being one of the most influential royal houses of Europe.
The place was before Gessler was defeated by William Tell.
Araki really does go into history.
I learned more with Jojo in history than actual history class.
Probably because it involves vampires, fighting spirits, and cyborg nazi’s.
Circa 1480, Caravan Serai creates the sword that the stand Anubis was bound to.
Around that, Caravan dies and leaves Anubis without any user.
So the stand being passed to the next guy begins.
Circa 1565, Mary Stuart and her knights Tarkus and Bruford are killed.
Circa 1783, Mikitaka is born, or well that’s what he says at least.
I’m on the side that he’s actually a human with an odd stand.
But I believe that aliens are possible in Jojo so who knows, maybe he is an alien.
1827, the father of the devil is born.
Dario Brando. 1838, William Zeppeli was born.
Jeez, he’s actually pretty old.
1858, Zeppeli’s father wears the Stone Mask and transforms into a vampire.
He murdered the 58 members of his archaeological university group.
Except Zeppeli. 1860, Zeppeli meets the hamon doctor and it
leads to him going to Tonpetty to become an apprentice.
October 16, 1863.
Robert E.O.
Speedwagon is born.
Appreciate speedwagon, be like speedwagon.
Straizo is also born this year.
This is also the year that Zeppeli learns about his fate in the future.
1867, the plot pusher, lady killer, and a god to many is born.
William Goodenough, sometimes he never felt like he was.
No wait, typo.
Dio Brando is born.
April 4, 1868.
A man that was ahead of his time and deserved to live a better life was born.
Jonathan Joestar, god bless his soul.
Erina is also born in the same year.
This is also the same year where Mary Joestar buys the Stone Mask and dies in a carriage
accident where Dario Brando tries to steal some stuff, but instead “he’s a hero”
and now George Joestar is in debt to him.
Dire and Zeppeli become great friends here too.
And Dario gets out of jail because of George Joestar and him being complete scum and has
a possibility of passing that down to his kid just flies right over George’s head.
So much trust for no reason, what a Joestar.
George buys Jonathan a dog when Jonathan is 5.
Not getting along at first, but Danny saves Jonathan from drowning in a river and they
become the best of friends….
*Sigh* I hate Dio so much in Phantom Blood.
1880, Phantom Blood begins.
*Slow clap*.
Let’s get this sad story started.
Starting off in Phantom Blood, you get the death of Dario Brando.
Thank god, but now now this is where the Joestar life takes a turn.
1881, Jonathan meets Erina by getting mollywhopped in front of her and her not running away..
Why do you not run away, he’s getting beat up.
It’s either you join in or dip out.
Dio is adopted by George Joestar, f**king amazing.
(Switch click sound) Erina moves to India because of her father,
and you get the death of the best character in Jojo.
Danny Joestar.
Oh yeah you get a lot of these.
(Jonathan Vs. Dio fights.)
1888….
This is the start of Jojo showing you how long it is.
So let’s try to hit these back to back.
Jonathan reads Dario’s letter, Dio and him tussle, Jonathan goes to Ogre Street, meets
Speedwagon and his gang and now they’re possed (paus-eid) up.
Jack the Ripper becomes a famous murderer.
Dio becomes a vampire, George Joestar dies by jumping in the way and the Police not shooting
Dio fast enough, the policemen die too, and Joestar Manor is lit all the way up by the
fight between Dio and Jonathan.
4 days later, Jonathan and Erina look at each other for a really long time and Speedwagon
withdraws coolly.
Wang Chan becomes a zombie and Dio escapes the ashes of the Joestar’s manor.
(They didn’t include it in the anime.)
Dio changes Jack the Ripper into a zombie and now he works for him.
Jonathan meets Zeppeli in that morning and starts to learn Hamon.
After a week, Jonathan learns the Zoom punch.
Another week later, Wang Chan gets folded like an omelette.
(They also didn’t include this in the anime.)
December 1st, Jack the Ripper dies to the beat of Jonathan’s blood.
In ONE night, Zeppeli dies, Bruford dies, Tarkus dies, Doobie dies, Dire dies, and Dio’s
original body is burned up by Hamon.
Oh yeah, you also have one of the best moments in Jojo happen, which was Jonathan’s sunlight
yellow overdrive.
Somewhere in December a baby is born, that baby is Lisa Lisa.
1889.
February 2nd, Jonathan and Erina get married.
February 3rd, Jonathan and Erina go to America to celebrate their honeymoon.
February 7th, Jonathan Joestar.
I’m not crying, you are.
Shut up.
February 9h, Erina and Lisa Lisa are saved.
Later on, Speedwagon, Straizo, Erina, and Lisa Lisa take this picure.
George Joestar is also born.
1910, Speedwagon makes the Speedwagon Foundation.
May 13th, 1918.
Mario Zeppeli laid an egg and had a son named Caesar.
Yeah, I’m prety sure that’s how that works.
September 27th, 1920.
Joseph Joestar is born in London.
1921, Joseph’s dad George dies and his mom Lisa Lisa kills the zombie that killed George
and disappears with the help of the Speedwagon foundation.
Joseph had both parents for a year, and then boom they’re gone like that.
Appreciate what you guys have guys, it could be gone in an instant.
1928, Mario Zeppeli dips out on his family including 10 year old Caesar.
You see what I said Caesar, in an instant.
Circa 1933, Joseph age 13 saves Speedwagon with the power of breathing.
1933, the nazi’s find the Pillar Men in Rome.
Circa 1934, Dragon’s Dream user Kenzou is born.
1935, Mario Zeppeli is absorbed by Kars because of Caesar.
Caesar I said appreciate not get him killed.
God man.
1938…
Another year of a lot of things happening, let’s get it.
Joseph and Erina move from London to New York.
Battle Tendency begins.
Straizo becomes really emo and kills some Speedwagon employees and almost kills Speedwagon.
Joseph meets Smokey, a character we never see after Battle Tendency.
Joseph and Erina find out that Straizo had killed a lot of people and supposedly Speedwagon
and Straizo comes for Joseph.
Joseph pulls up with a Tommy from nowhere and busts all over Straizo and then Hamon
stuff and kills Straizo.
Santana wakes up from a really long nap.
(Clip of Santana shooting people.)
The beginning of Stroheim.
(Explodes) The end of Stroheim.
Santana is beat by Joseph and is being set to Speedwagon’s HQ to be studied under UV
lights.
We never get any info about Pillar Men about that, HMMMMMM??
1939, January 30th.
The beginning of the rebirth of Hamon Vs. the Pillar Men and Mark.
The end of Mark and Caesar also gets folded.
Joseph gets engaged to two giant men and has 33 days to get ready for the wedding.
2 days later, Joseph meets his mom that isn’t his mom yet.
(31 Days left) A Day later they start climbing the “Hell
Climb Pillar”.
(30 Days left) 4 Days later they finally get out, how they
didn’t starve down there astounds me.
I’m guessing that Hamon works with photosynthesis too if they don’t need to eat that often.
(26 days left).
61 hours later they start training with Loggins and Messina for 3 weeks, you will forget about
these guys.
(24 days left).
7 Days left, Caesar and Joseph find out the Lisa Lisa has the Red Stone of Aja.
(It was different in the manga).
Yeah let me just zip by these because there’s a lot.
The next day.
Esidisi dies, but he sends the Stone to Kars.
Hamon gang leaves to Italy but gets confronted by Nazi’s.
Kars finds Nazi’s and kills Nazi’s except one, Stroheim is alive.
He’s a cyborg now.
The next day, Caesar dies to Wamuu because he was cocky.
There’s no sugar coating that, there was many ways to kill Wamuu and Caesar picked
the dumb one.
The next day after that, Joseph and Wamuu participate in the Greece Ball Run and have
a race around a colosseum while trying to kill each other.
Wamuu and Joseph play rock, paper, scissors.
Wamuu picks air scissors and Joseph uses fire and the spirit of a dead friend.
Wamuu dies.
Kars Vs. Lisa Lisa.
Kars uses shadow clone jutsu and cheats because they were playing tag and Lisa Lisa was it.
Kars strums Lisa Lisa’s legs like an electric guitar, while those haven’t even been created
yet.
Kars becomes the Ultimate Lifeform and it’s Ultimate Kars Vs. Joseph.
So what do they do?
Play rock, paper, scissors.
Kars picks scissors and Joseph doesn’t pick because he thought he already won.
Scissor wins.
Kars picks endless supply of power and Joseph picks rock.
*Kars floating through space* Rock wins.
Joseph remarries with some girl named Suzi Q since both of his fiances are dead.
1942.
I know, a lot happened 1938 through 1939.
But this year, Holy Joestar is born.
Isn’t that great?
1943, Stroheim dies on the Stalingrad Front.
Well..
Circa 1945, Josuke’s grandfather Ryohei is born.
1948, Lisa Lisa remarries and Erina dies in 1950.
Speedwagon dies 2 years later in 1952.
1957, Daniel J. D’Arby is born.
Circa 1962, Josuke’s mom Tomoko is born.
1964, Anjuro is born in Morioh. 1965, Diavolo’s mom is sentenced to jail
for 10 years in an all-female prison.
In the same year, Jean Pierre Polnareff is born in France.
1966, the killer of queens is born.
Yoshikage Kira.
In the summer of 1967, Diavolo is born.
In an all-female prison.
You tell me what doesn’t add up.
Holy and Jotaro’s dad that we literally never see get married also.
Circa 1967, Reimi Suigmoto is born.
Green Day’s user Cioccolata is also born this year.
(Chocolata) January 5th, 1968.
Telence T. D’Arby is born.
Oh and in 1969, Kenzou kills 34 people.
That’s a big old whoops.
Now guys, there’s a lot more.
We have parts 3 through 6 left basically.
I could go over more but this is a pretty good stopping point for now.
Since we went from 100,000 B.C. to 1969, so that’s a lot of time.
If you guys want to keep going with the timeline, make sure you show the support for it.
Because likes and comments for a specific thing video let’s me know you guys like
said type of video and I don’t drop it.
But hopefully you guys are informed.
I didn’t include the 77 rings stuff from Phantom Blood because I wasn’t sure if you
guys knew what that was or even wanted to know about it.
I’ll leave a poll for you guys to know what's your thoughts on making a separate video on
the 77 rings.
I’ll see you guys in the next one though.
Until then!
Peace Out and God Speed.