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and today we're counting down our picks
for the top 10 cringiest family guy
moments
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for this list we'll be looking at the
hard-to-stomach moments with the
characters from quahog we're not saying
these scenes are necessarily bad just
that they rely heavily on cringe to
deliver humor a good majority of these
scenes will be story heavy so expect
spoilers ahead which family guy scenes
make you wince let us know in the
comments
number 10 how peter delivers bad news
sometimes no news is the best news
especially with how peter delivers it
well i better tell cleveland i got a
knack for delivering bad news i don't
know how to tell you this mr devaney so
i'll let these guys do it and arguably
one of the most controversial cutaways
in season four peter recalls how he's
amazing at giving bad news we then cut
to him and a barbershop quartet singing
an upbeat song to tell an ailing patient
that he has aids you have age yes you
you may have caught it when you stuck
that filthy needle in here admittedly
the song is kind of morbidly hilarious
and catchy clearly intending to be
tasteless still we can't help but
shudder imagining what it would be like
to receive this kind of news in such a
tactless way be sure that you see
that this is not h.i.v
number nine everybody spit on meg the
griffins are hiding in a panic room
while their house is being robbed but
they have the idea of sending meg down
the vents so she can get help meg go get
her some sandwiches wait a minute that's
a great idea if meg can get through the
vent she can sneak out and go get help
meg doesn't want to do this but peter
ignores her and tells everyone to spit
on her so she'll slide easily down the
vents dad i can't go through the vent
yeah she's right we need to grease her
up so she doesn't get stuck everybody
spit on meg stop stop
stop stop okay they do so without
question and then forcibly shove her
down the vent
she screams that she hates her family
and honestly can you blame her
i hate you all we love the meg being a
punching bag dynamic but sometimes her
family can be harsh even by their
standards and her luck in this episode
only gets worse from here put my
sandwich on whole wheat please no no no
don't don't use that mustard use the
other mustard oh god meg they know
you're there quick scrape that mustard
off use the other mustard
number eight
not taking the high road peter is
remembering an incident at michael j
fox's party when suddenly we cut to him
addressing the audience directly hi i'm
peter griffin now we were gonna show you
the actual scene but it it would just
make us all sad he mentions how they
originally planned to do a cutaway gag
of fox accidentally spilling wine all
over peter's shirt making an obvious jab
at the actors parkinson's disease he
said he said send me the bill
i mean actu that's not how he said it uh
but
you know we we got there
anyway i sent him the bill and he sent
me this check but uh
it's i don't i don't i don't think i'm
gonna be able to cast this they had
decided not to go through with the
showing of the sketch and then proceeded
to show it anyway completely undoing
peter's speech about taking the high
road we honestly don't expect better
class from family guy at this point but
even we were kind of shocked when they
went through with this one i'm glad we
took the high road on this one
what's that
oh wait now they're telling me they do
want to show it i really like the finish
on this shiraz
son of a what is your problem
number seven quagmire grooming meg
meg has just turned 18 and quagmire
being the persistent pervert that he is
finally makes his move hey
hey where's that pinky going huh where's
he going
what what's he do get back here there
you go he flirts with her makes her feel
special and does everything he can to
get her in the mood for sex you'd think
watching him try to groom his best
friend's daughter would be disgusting
enough right let's not forget that
quagmire is actually 61 years old so
watching him flirt and get cozy with an
18 year old is even creepier you're 61
years old uh yes sir the only saving
grace of this whole nightmare is
watching peter and lois show that they
genuinely care about meg's safety which
is a nice change from the usual meg the
martyr status quo i'll tell you
something if he touches my daughter i'm
gonna be kicking butts and taking names
and then giving those names to other
people whose butts i kick number six
brian's crappy favor while the bottle
episode brian and stewie is praised for
expanding on our favorite dynamic duo's
relationship there's still one infamous
scene that's agonizing to sit through
did you
did you just crap your diaper i got
scared when the door closed when stewie
soils himself he asks brian to clean his
diaper by licking it i'm not gonna be
able to stay like this until tomorrow
you know i don't know what you expect me
to do about it
you don't reluctantly brian agrees to do
so and it's just too nasty to watch even
if we don't actually see it with no
music or cutaways the scene drags on
tirelessly followed by brian eating
stewie's vomit and in the extended
version cleaning stewie's bottom the
same way
suffice it to say the scene leaves a
horrible taste in both brian's and our
mouths got some dessert for you you got
to be kidding me come on it's throw up
you like throw up
i do i do like throw up number five
quagmire meets the simpsons the scene
starts off with a fake banner
advertising the simpsons then quagmire
comes in trying to get intimate with
march non-consensually we might add she
ends up falling for him and they go back
to her place oh
i gotta say that was fantastic what do
you say we go back to your place for
round two sounds good to me feel like
cringing yet oh just wait homer then
catches them in bed and quagmire shoots
him hey
what's going on here
get off my wife oh my god oh my god
he then shoots the rest of the family
marge bart lisa and yes even little
maggie all shot dead luckily we only see
the outside of the simpsons house so we
don't see the actual murders oh no who
will pay for my saxophone lessons
but even without seeing it it's hard to
stomach any of it this being something
the show really couldn't get away with
today
number 4 brenda's relationship
quagmire's sister brenda has an
extremely violent boyfriend named jeff
and he's just the worst all right on the
way back i get to pick the radio station
because that was awful i know yeah it
was i'm sorry oh god i just i hope
glenn's okay i'm so worried about him
shut up and limp he mistreats her
verbally emotionally and physically on a
daily basis for no reason and brenda is
so broken and frightened that she takes
the abuse without question it's really
not that bad it only hurts when i see
domestic abuse is one of the worst
experiences anyone in real life can
endure while highlighting the issue
could have audiences confront it
themselves and open a helpful discourse
family guy's portrayal of it isn't
exactly tactful though the conflict
ultimately gets resolved we can't say we
want to revisit this episode anytime
soon so what i need money for motor oil
and wallet chains okay uh i'll ask about
it monday
can i put my night count back on no i'm
not done drawing number three pregnant
stewie do we really need to spell out
why this one is so cringy this isn't fun
for me just read the title out loud and
that's all you need to know in a twisted
attempt to grow closer to brian stewie
impregnates himself with the dog's dna
and gets to experience all the ups and
downs of motherhood oh and while i'm
pregnant i'm going to need you to change
the cat litter we don't have a cat oh
please don't fight me on this
oh my back is killing me and i've also
been experiencing a little
morning sickness even if he is a
maniacal genius with a thirst for blood
stewie is still an infant himself so the
idea of him impregnating himself is
wrong on so many levels and the actual
birth is horrific even though we don't
see it and they're coming out of
everywhere ah kill me this hurts too
much look we love brian and stewie as a
duo but did we really need to see it
escalate to this
number two peter saves the whale peter
seems to have a happy talent for taking
a bad situation and making it even worse
this whale's beached himself he needs to
get back in the water or he'll die step
aside i'll handle this give me some room
for example he tries to rescue a beached
whale with a forklift only to end up
impaling the poor creature what's that
not disturbing or disgusting enough for
you how about a full minute of peter
trying to shake the large mammal off the
forklift though we can't show it all
here it gets impossible to stomach as
the poor whale completely falls apart
the beachgoers are rightfully
traumatized by this disgusting display
while all peter cares about is showing
off his forklift skills your whale
oh cool shell makes you wonder who
suffered worse the whale or the audience
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few other dishonorable mentions brian
getting his teeth knocked out why
wouldn't peter just let him have the
rope
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i need a jew peter and stereotyping do
not mix since i can't give her a slap
i need a
jew
carter drinking eggnog peter manages to
make nog way way dirtier i don't like
eggnog drink the nog carter i don't i
don't want to take it carter take all
the nog
no yeah you like that nog don't spit the
nog out homer and peter's sexy car wash
our eyes oh our eyes well none of these
is my car but we promised these scumbags
a show
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number one the cosby show knowing what
we know now the characters are gathered
around the tv to watch a new version of
the cosby show subtitled knowing what we
know now we now return to the cosby show
knowing what we know now it then shows a
remake of the theme song with the few
female co-stars either passed out or
heavily drugged we all know what this is
referencing right unfortunately bill
cosby's name has become synonymous with
his indecent assault charges and it's
admittedly hard to look back at his old
work and not think about the crimes he's
accused of
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though he's certainly ripe for ridicule
this segment makes us almost feel bad
about laughing at its incredibly dark
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