[ whistling ]
Hey, Doc.
Hey.
You open?
Not yet, almost. Still prepping. Five o'clock.
I'm the only one here. It's just me.
I'm a regular.
Just this once.
It's okay. It's all right.
Okay - I'll just be quiet.
[ whistling ]
Hey - you guys open?
We're not open yet!
Hello?
Five o'clock!
There's a guy sitting at the bar.
Five o'clock.
You forgot to open the door.
Amateurs - right?
There's people in there.
I think they're open.
You want me to let him in?
[ crowd noise ]
[ quirky music ]
Hey! How are you doing?
Have a seat.
I'll be right with you.
[ laughter ]
Look at their whiskey selection.
Hey! Is this all the whisky you got?
You should see my home bar. My home bar is like what you got her, but three times bigger and better.
Wow.
Have you ever had Willet Straight Rye?
Yeah, we've got a bottle -
Have you ever had Elmer T. Lee Bourbon.
Yeah, a few years a -
Have you ever had Black Maple Hill Small Batch?
Have you ever had Weller 12 Year?
Pappy Van Winkle?
Have you ever had Old Rip Van Winkle?
Have you ever had Pappy Van Winkle 20 Year?
Pappy Van Winkle 23 Year?
I have four bottles of that home.
Four bottles of -
I have four bottles of Pappy Van Winkle 23 Year at home!
Right, hon?
We should all just go to my place and drink whiskey.
[ abrupt silence ]
Alright I'll have one more.
Excuse me! Ummm - excuse me!
Could I have a Martinez please?
Alright, the Martinez.
Cheers.
Arigato.
Sorry, that was stupid.
Yes, um - hey, excuse me!
Your Martinez is really good. It's a lot like mine.
Do you like a little bit more sweet vermouth than - than gin?
No.
Yeah - no. Me too. Same, same, same.
What about the maraschino?
Oh, that tastes like - let me guess.
Half ounce? Three quarters of an ounce? Quarter ounce? Half ounce?
Quarter of an ounce.
Quarter of an ounce. Cool, cool -
That's, that's how I do it too. Cool, cool, cool.
Mmm, the orange bitters, I'm tasting Regan's? Angostura. Angostura?
Fee Brothers.
Yeah, that's, that's exactly how iI do mine. We do it the same way, man. Cheers.
Martinez, Martinez.
🎶 All you need is love 🎶
Excuse me.
🎶 All you need is love 🎶
Hey, Jonah.
Am I being loud?
Keep it down.
Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just, it's the Beatles.
God bless them.
Here.
What are you doing?
Put them in your ears. Listen, listen.
Yep. Yeah, that's the Beatles. That's the Beatles. That's great, Jonah.
God bless John Lennon!
You just need to keep it down, okay? Gotta make this ticket. I'll be back.
Where's my jigger?
You mean this thing?
I will take that please.
Sorry.
Just leave that here.
Okay.
Ooh!
Aww! Awww!
Gross. Hey, what's this thing?
Bitters, actually.
Sorry.
Hey guys, it's a pineapple!
You can have it.
Oh cool!
🎶 But when I get home to you 🎶
Jonah!
🎶 I find the 🎶
Jonah! Jonah!
Oh - sorry, sorry,
Shh
sorry.
Oh! I got you something! Last time I was here you said you liked banana bread.
I - I do like banana bread. Oh, wow. You, you made this?
Thank you, Jonah.
[ whistle ]
[ suspenseful music ]
[ creepy laugh ]
What's this thing?
Wha-
I'll do another Martinez.
Have it right up.
Have you ever had -
Yes.
Hey, what's this thing?
Put that down.
Jonah.
God bless John Lennon!
Jonah.
[ creepy laugh intensifies ]
Wow.
Another Martinez?
Anybody else drink whiskey?
What am I drinking?
[ creepy laugh builds ] First batch of Blantons?
So are you like a mixologist? [ music builds ]
[ music stops abruptly ]
Thank you! Thank you! Alright!
Get home safely! Good night!
Alright, Doc.
Time to go.
One more shot before we call it.
No, we're done.
Fair enough.
See you tomorrow?
I'll see you tomorrow.
That's delicious.
Wow.
[ city street sounds ]