this exists underwhelming running close
up establishing Chuck Lisa excessively
prominent shadow
I've got your text Rainbow Dash that is
a line which you should never hear name
my little pony movie complex applique on
my latest front in fact which rarity
emphasizes by making the conscious
decision to bring her fashion designing
supplies return of the invisible
amplifiers sunsets staying behind could
be viewed as suspicious if it wasn't for
the cheerful background music to imply
otherwise twilight times the bus stop
surprisingly well considering the tiny
window of opportunity but I still can't
wait grasp what it's all about movie
let's you think that it will provide
answers before the credits roll spoiler
alert it doesn't Twilight's BS detector
is at full capacity just to be on the
safe side Hasbro puts a subtle copyright
symbol in front of their largest toy
placements this driveway to the parking
lot disappears sunset sucks up Frogger
imagine a world in which we don't have
the opportunity to see every door
Twilight walks through sea sand assists
can't melt steel beams more than two
minutes of logos and opening credits
every word that comes from Applejack's
mouth is a lie we know this because
later in the movie it's explained that
she ponies up when telling the truth
complaining about gloating coming from
Rainbow Dash not everything has to be
magical to be important
who is she trying to convince sunset or
us sunset has been a student here for
years but doesn't know about this event
simply because they have to explain it
to the audience
irony fun fact
Celestia's legs require clearance from
the FAA to be at this altitude
Adagio spins are purple for some reason
your head Canon about her being mute has
just been silenced Fluttershy is kind
words here and in every other part of
the movie were obviously sarcastic
otherwise she would have Pony DUP for
expressing kindness is anybody else
wondering how - Pony DUP without playing
her guitar most of us are still
wondering why it happens when she is
playing the guitar movie puts alternate
dimension Twilight in competing school
against all pre-established logic
because it's convenient for the plot
spike getting hit by
or cliche transcends dimensions
not-so-subtle foreshadowing silly
Twilight hollow plastic is cheaper
reflections how do they work shining
armor needlessly hides behind this door
long enough to qualify as a professional
stalker and/or axe murderer shining
armor serves no purpose in this movie
besides placing a check on the list of
toys which were mandated to get screen
time alumni is plural therefore shining
armor is actually too small people
disguised as one fluttershy has no
reaction upon hearing that Twilight
attends crystal Prep waiting in line
because the script demands it despite
the fact that students have already
boarded Twilight's claims that she
didn't cut in line intentionally then
she proceeds to cut in line
intentionally honing up sure isn't new
to the franchise but with each movie it
makes less and less sense this is an
Equestria
which is why Equestria is in the title
naturally it's quite clear that rarity
enjoys designing fashion one could say
that she went overboard with a number of
outfits simply due to an understandably
selfish desire to engage in her
interests yet the movie tries to pass
off this simple recurring gag of some
major milestone in Rarity's development
just to justify a pony up Twilight bumps
into Brad for the sixth time in the
franchise best pony comforts worst human
if she's ponying up because making
outfits exhibits generosity why would
this not happen while creating the
outfits and why does this happen minutes
after presenting the outfits to her
friends mr. plot convenient strikes
again
magic two ideas sunset is starting to
sound like a faltering Equestria girls
fan oh yeah that happens now too I guess
spike just happens to blow his cover at
a time where he wouldn't get caught
Celestia wants to keep magic a secret
from cinch so naturally she would bring
her to the one classroom where magic is
commonly present pinky is usually funny
when she doesn't make any sense since
she's nothing more than a conduit of
exposition here in Equestria girls she
tends to have the opposite effect magic
came into this world when I stole
Twilight's crown technically magic came
into this world when the portal first
opened up since the portal itself is in
fact magical what we needed to defeat
them was you what they actually needed
to defeat the sirens was a completely
arbitrary song which just happened to
have an open spot for another singer
Twilight has been standing next to the
portal for quite some time yet only now
does the pendant decide to notice it
Pony Twilight apparently left the portal
open so anyone can just waltz on in to
Equestria when designing this building
someone made the conscious decision not
to use a normal light switch here pinkie
literally brings guns to school this cup
is levitating the rotation of the disco
ball is inconsistent trenderhoof isn't
stealing anyone's waifu in this scene
Canterlot high continues to pick its
competitors in a popularity contest
obviously bronies were included in the
poll but remember only the six students
from each team with the most points will
move on to event number two which is
worse the fact that there just happens
to be six main characters in this movie
or the fact that all six just happened
to qualify no one ties up their hair
while in the chemistry lab that's a
major issue considering how common
outrageous hairstyles are in this world
I'm so angry I'm going to massage the
nose I don't have eco kid and science
guy should have been the two most
qualified people to make a birdhouse the
movie became too lazy to make anymore
sliding space in the show so it instead
steals names directly answers differ
despite showing the same work now you're
thinking with portals element of
kindness magic can make animals talk
because reasons vague threats to
motivate the equally vague objective of
non-specific spying this facial
expression is highly offensive and
should be censored immediately motocross
track intersects the speed skating
course as if all this wasn't stupidly
day
enough school does not understand the
meaning of liability or insurance bills
and Aemon where the targets gonna be
Twilight didn't already know this and
she's supposed to be the smart one
Twilight witnesses all of the terrible
things the pendant does but instead of
confining it to his safe environment she
carries it around everywhere she goes no
one immediately notices these
dimensional rifts and otherworldly
monsters the scoring system is so
arbitrary that even the animators give
up on at mid competition
these LEDs don't follow a grid pattern
Rarity's impossible like strength
animators confuse landing pad and jump
monsters are attacking students yet this
completely pointless race has to
continue at all cost this is not even
remotely competitive or sensible in any
way as soon as dash starts glowing
principal cinch scowls with suspicion
somehow this is significantly more
eye-catching than the bright purple
portals and giant monsters which her own
student had summoned Canterlot wins
are we not going to consider the fact
that a monster just attacked the
competition
Twilight's pendant waits a minute and a
half before absorbing Dash's magic
because it would have interrupted
important expositional dialogue
otherwise
Twilight doesn't understand the meaning
of the word corresponding the word she
should have used would be random or the
phrase a contrived source of conflict to
progress the story in a timely manner
Tara Strong doesn't know her characters
supposed to recognize that word or not
you can't possibly call that a fair race
easily agreed-upon statement coming from
the villain who were not supposed to
agree with your students have wings
cinch does not sound nearly a surprise
that she should perhaps we should end
the games now and declare a tie troll
Estia strikes again principal since
clearly blames Canterlot high for the
magical shenanigans anyone paying
attention would blame Twilight for
bringing the magic to the games of
course anyone that watches cinemasins
knows that as usual
spike ruined everything principal Sims
things were cheating implying Canterlot
high actually won fair and square
main cast forms a circle to sling
exposition at the screen in case the
audience has forgotten everything before
this point the evil antagonists are evil
and antagonistic because it's convenient
for the plot Twilight removes the
pendant only for to reappear around her
neck Twilight isn't holding the pendant
much differently here but for some
reason the pendant decides to go full on
Dragon Ball Z simply because the movie
needed a climax
Twilight goes from sweet and innocent to
a greedy genocidal maniac then back to
sweet and innocent in a span of just a
few minutes you want a pony movie or
well here's your movie there's your pony
now shut up and buy more toys if
principal cinch can't be bothered to
stick around to see what happens next
why should we the audience these humans
clearly enter Equestria without turning
into ponies even this movie agrees at
the mirrors logic behind transforming
characters based on the world they are
in is completely arbitrary these
students don't think that running away
from mortal danger would be a good idea
where you are I've made the same mistake
you're making
third movie confesses to being a repeat
of the first the human five still
possess their magic even after having
their magic taken away because it's
convenient for the plot sunset clearly
harnesses the same magic as Twilight
therefore proving that evil Twilight
isn't a product of evil magic but rather
her own greed for power I plan on taking
all of this up with the school board I'm
sure they would be very interested in
hearing all about the magical students
with wings Celestia forgets that
cellphones exist and that everything has
probably already been uploaded to
YouTube by at least a dozen students I'm
not so sure now is the time for me to
apply to Everton movie takes the best
example of a concept which even remotely
resembles stakes or motive of a
character and throws it out the window
you could transfer to this school it's a
piece of cake to get in this school just
walk in and tell everyone you're new no
one will think anything of it King Kamea
figured out how magic works in this
world we pony up when we're showing the
truest part of ourselves throughout the
movie the audience is kept wondering
what the answer to this mystery was but
the final explanation is basically magic
happened so screw you
you
why you ask why not