Four jokers, one loser.
We're here at Dix Hills Golf Course
where people are having just a great day playing golf.
Beautiful.
I don't have to explain this to you, do I?
Nope. I'm just gonna ruin people's golf game.
Both: Yeah.
I added two and two. I got four.
There you go. You got four?
-Oh. -And it all comes together.
And that's how it goes. -Wow!
Swipe.
Beautiful, beautiful day here at Dix Hills Course, right?
Sun is shining, birds are chirping.
-Oh, yeah. -Nothing could ruin this day.
-Uh-oh. -Oh!
-Here he comes. -There he is.
The ruiner of fun -- Sal Vulcano.
You just got to mess up every game.
Look out. Here comes a ball.
Q: Oh, there it is.
-Come on, buddy. -Go play that ball, Sal.
Oh, God.
Golf is all about rules and etiquette, right?
-Yes, these people -- -You don't violate this.
-Traditions. -And then there's Sal
who's coming in to destroy all of it in one fell swoop.
Sal: I'm so nervous and I don't know what to do.
who's coming in to destroy I hate this a lot right now.
Q: Oh, my God. Waving at no one.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hit it! There we go! There we go!
Sir! Sir! My friend. Hold it.
[ Laughter ]
This one here is a Top Flite, though.
Well... What, you picked it up?
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
Maybe you need to go over there.
Q: "All right, thank you." Hit it again.
[ Laughter ]
Thank you. I appreciate it. I don't know.
I thought you said that that wasn't your ball.
Well, I...
Man, I am glad this is not me.
Oh, my God.
Murr: Oh. There's the ball.
They're asking you to move right where that ball landed.
I want you on a business call -- a big merger, buddy.
Bob, I don't have time for this. I'm on the links.
I say we merge. I don't care.
I'm sorry, hold on, Bob. I got to merge.
I'm sorry, I was on a call. I didn't hear you.
You can't go on the green with the cart.
I'm sorry?
You can't go on the green with the cart.
Oh, I'm sorry, I was on a call. I'm so sorry.
[ Laughter ]
Merge, guys. Merge the two companies.
Just -- Just spin in circles.
No. After today --
After today, the two companies become one.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, I have stock options.
I'm getting nauseous.
[ Laughter ]
You knew where I'd be.
Joe: Here we go, Sal. Teeing off.
All right, Sal, grab the bucket of balls
in the back of the cart.
Go dump them right around their ball.
Q: Oh, that is good. Here we go. Here we go.
Oh, they're watching you. They're watching you.
Oh-ho-ho!
Oh!
Oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
That's why I'm trying my best.
[ Laughter ]
-Sal, hit it. -Sal, hit it! -Hit it, Sal.
Go!
Sir, I was -- 'cause you're right in the way
of the thing there.
-Yeah, 'cause we're playing. -We're playing here.
-Oh, no, I -- -We're gonna play through.
-So wait until we're -- -Oh, no.
As well. As well. Me, too. No trouble.
I was -- I was also playing.
Oh!
I would've got that in. I would've got that.
All right.
I would've got that one in, but...
Oh, my God.
[Bleep]
Joe: Get in there, Sal.
[ Whistles ]
Sal: How's your game going so far today?
-Okay. -He's teeing two balls.
"I'll take the closer one."
I could pick up the closer ball if you want.
We'll line it up together. We'll double-team it.
-Oh, you want to take that one? -Yeah, I'll take that one.
-Yeah, Sal! -I'll get that one.
Q: He's a charming son of a bitch, man.
Sal, you sink this shot, it's over.
♪♪
All: Oh!
-Oh, my God! -Whoa!
Are you kidding me?
Ride off into the sunset, champion.
I'll teach you everything I know.
I can't believe it.
Q: Wow.
Here's to a beautiful friendship.
[ Laughter ]
Can't get any better than this.
I agree. We're winning it.