- Which alternate dimension has the best snacks?
- Let's talk about that.
(funky music)
Good Mythical Morning. - Yeah!
We're back as a new year and a brand new season.
(applause)
17.
We're working up 17 of these
and instead of making resolutions that we'll actively avoid
just like I avoid over zealous sales clerks
working on commission at a sock store,
we're funneling all of our resolve
into traveling through the multiverse
to test a whole bunch of completely original
and otherworldly snacks.
- That's right, it's time for part three
of multiverse munchies.
Okay, as previously stated on this show,
we believe that if we can think of something,
anything at all, then it must be an actual thing
in some parallel dimension.
That's the multiverse,
or at least one understanding thereof.
- That's our understanding.
So we have reached deep into that multiverse vortex
to find new hitherto unheard of snacks
and brought them back to this dimension
for a little tasting.
Our mission is to decide if that multiverse munchie
is from a delicious dimension or if it's a snack offension.
- And let's start with Hershey's Kisses.
- Look at these little things.
- You know 'em, you might love 'em.
There they are in our universe,
but we have traveled to the universe
where everyone's more romantic than a baguette and a barret,
these are Hershey's French Kisses.
- Okay so let's open these up and reveal
- I think I know what it might be.
- What they have in this alternate dimension.
You pull the flag. - Be careful.
- Oh, be careful?
- Don't break 'em, be gentle with 'em.
- I've been storing up so much energy over the holidays,
been trying, oh look at that, unleash it on y'all.
(laughing)
That is quite a Hershey's tongue.
Oh gosh, that is disturbing.
(crew laughing)
Why are you leaning towards me?
- I just want you to get a good look at it. (laughing)
Man that's good.
Got a little wet on the end there.
- So in this, there's a little bit of fuzz on mine.
- Just put it in your mouth man?
- In this alternate dimension,
you kind of look like Gene Simmons.
The chocolate version.
- Maybe with a like... (mumbling)
you know what, Gene Simmons went to the Dairy Queen
and said, "I want you to dip my tongue".
He should do that,
he should do a colab with Dairy Queen.
- That tastes good.
- Where he goes and sticks his tongue in the chocolate.
Maybe it's too late for that.
Maybe that would have been like a '93 kind of thing.
- So- - you wanna touch tongues?
(crew laughing)
- I think that's what the crew is hoping for,
but that doesn't mean we need to do it, no.
- [Crew Member] Do it. - I mean but like-
- Y'all are over there like.
Like what's wrong with you people?
- But here's the thing, Link,
if we do this, if we put these giant chocolate tongues
in our mouths and we touch the tips,
just the tips, then we will start 2020 off
with what the people want man.
Listen, my face has been closer to you
than my face is gonna be,
these are some long tongues man.
- Well we do need to commemorate
the start of the new season somehow.
- Season 17.
- Two friends touching tongue tips.
Chocolate tongue tips, not actual tongue tips.
(distorted speech)
- Dink it?
- Why is yours wet on the end?
(crew laughing)
(dinging)
- Dink it and sink it.
- And then you just bite it.
(crashing)
bite right through it.
You took the whole tongue in?
(screaming) (crew laughing)
- Now you wanna touch my tip?
- I don't like this universe,
but you know what?
It tastes really good.
I like chocolate.
(Link moaning)
I hate that though,
so I think I'm gonna call this a snack offension.
- [Link] Snack offension. - I'm sorry, sorry.
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Okay, in this universe we've got,
oh I like you're doing a little cleaning.
- I got like chocolate tongue remnants.
- Okay.
Well bring in the corn nuts,
'cause that's what we have here.
Crunchy toasted corn kernels,
but in this next universe,
they don't know about corn nuts.
They only know nut corns and after the French kisses,
you're wondering okay what are nut corns?
(crew laughing)
These are nut corns.
You get yourself a cob,
- [Rhett] I got a cob.
- And look, when you peel back the cob in this universe,
it's- - It's nuts.
- [Link] It's peanuts on the cob.
- So what you're telling me- - Look at that.
- Is that in this universe,
the only real difference is that peanuts grow in cobs?
- Yeah. - do they also then,
they don't have corn?
Or does corn grow like peanuts,
and you gotta take two little corns
out of a little peanut shell?
Is that how multiverses works?
- All I know is this seems amazing
and all you gotta do is just dink it and bite into it.
This is the universe that Freddy Mercury's from.
- But there's a whole
- Oh yeah you can-
- there's a butter brush over there.
- You can slather,
because they still do that in that universe.
Oh my gosh.
- They got butter brushes.
- Butter on peanuts on the cob.
- Would you like me to brush your cob?
- Yeah. (crew member laughing)
Stevie. (crew laughing)
Look at that.
I'd still like some salt and pepper too,
but I'll try that later.
- I think they're salted already.
- What's that something real bitter?
- Bitter.
Is that the glue that you glued 'em on there with it?
- [Crew Member] Maybe.
(Rhett laughing)
- [Crew Member] Do you like it?
(both grunting)
- Even with the butter it's still bitter.
- Even with the butter it's still much better.
It's much better without the-
- I'd imagine it would be better
if it wasn't so bitter the butter.
- Yeah, but-
- It'd be better.
How much better would it be if it wasn't butter?
How much better would be if it wasn't better
because it has butter on it?
- Buddy, it would be a lot better if there was no butter
or if there was no b-glue.
I think the glue is the problem.
- I bet you if the butter wasn't bitter
then they could overcome the bitterness of the corn.
(all laughing)
- I'm gonna bite it again.
I was really excited about this.
You know, it looks good,
and that's what this life's all about.
(crew laughing)
Looking good.
It doesn't have to be good.
- It's not as good as I hoped.
It's bad.
I was hoping this would be good,
we gotta tweak the recipe a little bit.
- Yeah but we can only get so close
because in the other universe, the bitter universe,
this glue is probably not bitter.
It probably just is normal,
and we had to do an approximation.
- If you take that into account-
- You wanna take that into account?
Because I really want this to be a delicious dimension.
- I think this has a lot of promise
so we're gonna go with gusto and say
that this is a
- [Both] Delicious dimension.
- Let's be honest, kids can be pests.
Dennis, for example, was a menace,
and getting rid of those little buggers can be difficult,
but in this next universe
they may be on to something when it comes
to pesky kid control
and they're doing it with snacks.
- Yes, they have Kool-Raid.
Because in this universe, Kool-Aid and Raid merged,
and this is what happened.
- This is just plain old Raid,
which I'm not gonna,
I'm gonna get rid of this
because there's no Kool-Aid in it
and I don't wanna drink it by accident.
- It says on the back: use this product to remove
unwanted children.
This is something that could be very handy for me.
Daddy likes to be alone.
And daddy usually has to go into the restroom
and close the door to be alone.
But now I can just spray this on my children.
- You can just Kool-Raid it.
- But of course on people, adult people like us,
it should have no effect.
Shall I demonstrate?
(spraying) (crew laughing)
- I don't feel a thing.
- Nothing.
- It's not fazing me.
- Not fazing me either.
- Is there real Raid in this?
- I hope not.
I think it's just Kool-Aid.
- It does sting the eyes a little bit though.
(crew laughing) (Link laughing)
I will say that, it does sting the eyes a little bit.
- But there is no lingering children odor,
which is very nice.
- And you know what,
there's no children. - I'm in love with this.
As a dad, I endorse this.
- I'm on the same page, so we are declaring Kool-Raid a
- [Both] Delicious dimension.
- You may remember when we traveled to the universe
that has sour patches for kids.
Put your lips together and suck, like make 'em.
Yeah there you go.
Close the top lip.
(Link laughing)
Do it again.
You got it. (laughing)
You gotta close it on it.
Sometimes I think it's better
to not be reminded about what we do on this show.
(all laughing)
It's like, do you really need to know that that happened?
- But we went back to that universe.
- Yes and apparently they had a gummy-based economy
because we found another hugely popular gummy snack
gummy ring worms.
- Right.
Hairy-Bo gummi ring worms.
If you wanna (coughing)
- You're okay.
- I'm choking on Kool-Raid.
(coughing)
- You okay?
Hold your hands up, hold your hand up like mamma told you.
(coughing)
- And my lip, can you put my lip together?
- I'd rather not do that again.
- So basically-
- I like a gummy thing man.
- Now hold on, don't eat those,
that's not what we're doing here.
- I wanna smell 'em.
- What we're doing here, - I'm only tasting one,
just one.
- Is, ring worms are a lot more fun because
- I got a yellow one.
- But you gotta put the ring worms in places
where they typically show up.
Now-
- Well that's why I wore shorts.
- Oh gosh.
Yeah 'cause you can get a ring worm on your thigh.
- You go to the gym, and you put your
you know you do one of those leg extensions,
and you put your
knee on something that a bunch of sweaty people
been putting their knees on,
and you'll get a ring worm.
- Get one of those stick ones right there.
Put one on there.
Now when I was dating Christy
we went to a concert
and it was a more folksy moment of the concert,
we were seated and she reached over
and affectionately put her hand
on the back of my neck to fiddle with my hair a little bit,
and then she pulled her hand back
and she said "there's something on your neck."
And then she said, "it feels like a ring."
And I had a ring worm on the back of my neck.
- [Rhett] Show the people.
- Pretty embarrassing. - That's good.
- Especially when you're on a date.
So I was like, lick it baby.
Lick it off, see if you can lick it off.
- Was it that raised?
I think you probably would have noticed it
if it was that raised.
Typically they're not that raised,
but gummy things,
gotta be a little bit more sensational.
- A little ointment got rid of it, it was fine.
- Now obviously the most fun part about this
is getting it off of yourself.
- Yeah so, well lick it off my neck.
- Hold on, I gotta see if I can lick it off myself first.
- Oh gosh, you really gotta...
There's a lot of inner thigh action happening.
This is a weird way to start the season.
Between the French kisses and this.
- Gotta it.
(crew laughing)
- All right now, - Oh that's gummy.
- You want a little bit of this action?
- I don't wanna lick the back of your neck man.
I mean listen, I do have a line.
That line does include
licking things off my own knees,
touching my best friends chocolate tongue
with my chocolate tongue.
But it doesn't include licking the back of your neck,
I'm sorry, you know.
I'm saving that for 2021.
- It is a little bit hairy.
- Really? - Yeah.
That's not great.
Apparently kids in this other dimension
have much closer relationships,
willing to lick off of each other.
- I like this.
Again, anything gummy is gonna get a big thumbs up from me.
- Even if it's a ring worm?
- Well I mean you have a point.
But I understand that I'm biased towards gummy things,
so I'm gonna let you make the call on this one.
- Well my call is date someone who finds a ring worm on you
and then continues to date you,
that's my advice.
But for this, I'm saying this is a snack offension.
- Well, we've learned that in some worlds
fungal infections are celebrated,
corn is a vegetable and a protein,
and French kissing can be delicious.
- Happy start to season 17.
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All right I need sugar.
Nicole, where's my sugar, Sugar?
I'm totally sorry. (Nicole laughing)