- [Announcer] Get ready form some fun in slow motion
that's right, it's time for
Foodsplosion - [Crowd] Foodslposion.
- Hey everyone, welcome to (crowd clapping)
Foodsplosion. - [Crowd] Foodsplosion.
- Stop it, quit it, we've gotta start the show you guys.
(laughs) Okay fine, you can keep going (laughs).
And that's enough.
Welcome back to Foodsplosion, the show that makes winners
out of foods from your dinners (laughs).
Let's meet today's contestant.
- [Announcer] He may be two percent fat,
but he's 100% prepared to answer any question thrown at him.
He's certified organic pasteurized and a certified genius
put 'em together for Professor Milk.
- A pleasure to be here indubitably.
- Great to hae you on the show Professor Milk.
Ready for whatever we throw at you?
- Indubitably (grunts).
- Apparently not (laughs).
- What have I gotten myself into?
- As you know, you'll be asked a question
if you get it right, you win.
- Indubitably.
- And if you get it wrong, you win.
- Wait, what.
- Whoa, this almost never happens but you get a chance
at our Lighting Round (crowd claps)
Wanna risk it all to win big?
- Well it would be rather nice to have some specifics but.
- Fantasmic, I'll ask you rapid-fire questions
just answer them all, Lightning Round.
- Indubitably.
- What's the capital of Belize?
- Belmopan.
- 1000912 divided by 37.
- 27051.675 repeating.
- Where's Waldo?
- Uhm.
- Sorry that's time.
(gets electrocuted).
See why we call it the lightning round? (laughs).
- Indubitably.
- Well tough loss Professor Milk but it's not all sour news
because you lost, you win.
- This show makes my brain hurt
- [Announcer] It's TNT.
- What am I supposed to so with such a prize?
- I've got one idea, Foodsplosion.
(screams loudly)
Don't touch that dial folks, you wanna stick around for this
(laughs loudly).
- I say, what is the meaning of (explodes)
- Was that one of the best Foodsplosions we've ever had?
The judges say indubitably (laughs).
Again (Professor Milk explodes).
Again as an art film (Professor Milk explodes).
(laughs loudly)
Slower (Professor Milk explodes).
More reversey (Professor Milk explodes).
A couple more times to bump up the run time (laughs).
Well he was low fat, but he sure wasn't low splat (laughs).
Thanks for watching everyone, see you next time on
Foodsplosion. - [Crowd] Foodsplosion.
- [Announcer] This episode brought to you by the word moist.
Many people hate hearing the word moist spoken aloud,
and we promise to stop saying moist if you send us money.
Moist, moist, moist.