[Ethan] So, sometimes on YouTube you feel good, you feel happy, you're like, you know
"The videos are good, our fans are enjoying it."
And then you go and you read the comments and you're like
"Oh never mind, I hate myself and everything and my fans hate me and I don't like what I do anymore."
And that's kind of what we do here, when we come together and we read mean comments.
[Fridge hums loudly]
[Ethan] That fridge is way too loud!
[Ethan's Mom laughs] [Ethan] It's time to stop that refrigerator!
[Ethan's Dad] Wait, it gets louder!
[FRIDGE HUMMING INTENSIFIES]
[Ethan] Can we unplug it?
[Ethan's Dad] Yeah? You gonna replace all my frozen food that thawed out and gets ruined?
[Ethan] Just 30 minutes.
[Ethan's Dad] No, but then you've gotta pull the refrigerator out --
[Ethan] Mmhmm.
[Ethan's Dad] which is no easy job in itself.
[Ethan chuckling] Let me try.
Does it have wheels?
[Ethan's Dad] It does have wheels.
[Ethan's Dad] These goodies here...
[Fridge parts rattling]
[Cough]
[Ethan's Dad] So I could go get my... toolkit, and take out my crescent wrench...
[Ethan] Mmhmm.
[Ethan's Dad] And move those up, and then we could pull the refrigerator out.
[Ethan's Mom] That seems like a lot of work. [Ethan's Dad] But that seems like a --
Oh, and we could make that into a how-to video on YouTube:
[Fridge creaking]
[Ethan's Dad] "How to move your refrigerator."
Right? I wonder if anyone's done that.
Literally I didn't have those tightened down far enough.
Oh, go Ethan!
[Ethan's Mom] Pull it -- pull it back enough for me to sweep back there. [Ethan] Ok.
[Ethan's Mom] It's gross! [Ethan] It's not that bad. I've seen worse. [Ethan's Mom] It's gross!
[Ethan's Mom] Wait, let me sweep it up.
[Ethan] No, no, no, no! [mumbles]
[Ethan's Dad] Sit down. [Ethan] We're shooting a video. [laughter]
[Ethan's Mom] I have to sweep! [Ethan] Let's finish.
Don't sweep! [Ethan's Mom] [inaudible] might eat something.
[Ethan] It's just crumbs she can eat. [Ethan's Dad] Donna, it's nothing -- Donna!
[Ethan's Mom] There might be glass or something.
[Ethan] There's no -- why would there be glass? [Ethan's Dad] God!
[Ethan's Mom] It'll just take a second.
[Chill music plays]
[Ethan] So as I was saying, that sometimes you feel a little too comfortable on YouTube,
so you need to read the mean comments and feel bad about yourself.
Which is my preferred, and natural state of being. [Ethan's Dad laughs]
So I've collected some of my favorite hate comments that we've come across in the past month,
and I thought who better to share them with than my own parents,
who think I think way too highly of me.
[Ethan's Dad laughs]
[Ethan] And so I kinda wanna just you know, raise -- lower your guy's expectations as well.
[Ethan's Dad] We'll read 'em, but our expectations won't be lowered.
[Ethan] Do you guys ever spend time in the YouTube comments?
You ever read the comments?
[Ethan's Dad] I do. I enjoy reading them. [Ethan's Mom] Dad does, I don't -- I don't know how. [laughs]
[Ethan] Did you ever -- oh, you don't know how to get to the comments?
[Ethan's Mom] I don't know how. [Ethan] Oh, well let me curate them for you.
[Ethan's Mom] Ok. [Ethan] These are the best ones.
Did you ever see anything interesting in the comments?
[Ethan's Dad] Yeah, I've liked some of the comments.
[Ethan] And when you like a comment, do you hit it, or do you smash it?
[Ethan's Mom laughs]
[Ethan's Dad] I...
I hit it, I don't smash it. [Ethan] You don't smash?
Alright, let us begin. Let's start from here.
[Dope beats]
[Ethan's Mom] Why would they write that?
[Ethan's Dad] He needs some more adjectives.
You know, my thinking is if you're gonna be mean, be clever. [Ethan] Right.
[Ethan's Dad] There's nothing clever about that.
[Ethan] Nothing clever. [Ethan's Dad] It's just --
It's just *blegh* word sounds.
[Ethan] I think, Korri The Tardis, just got roasted by my dad.
[Ethan's papa nods]
[Dope beats]
[Ethan's Mom] Oh my God!
[Ethan's Dad] Alright, at least he's making a point, [Ethan] Yeah.
[Ethan's Dad] as horrible as it may be.
[Ethan] He has a thesis,
He has a pe—
He came out here with the message and shared it with all of us.
[Ethan's Dad] Right.
[Ethan] Well, I— they have a point,
"fat pig," [This is not true.]
I can't really dispute that...
[Ethan's Dad claps] [Ethan] And then, "hate the greedy kikes,"
well... [Ethan's Mom] Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
[Ethan] who doesn't hate the greedy kikes?
[Ethan's Dad] It's a stereotype. [Ethan] Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? [Ethan's Dad] Some stereotypes are true.
They have some basis in truth there, so... [Ethan] Ouch.
Wait, I was kidding but that sounded too real. [Ethan's Mom] Yeah, yeah. Ye--
[Dope beats]
[Ethan's Dad] Well, I'm not gonna disagree with that. [Ethan's Mom] Woo!
[Ethan] That's not really mean, actually, that was just--
[Ethan's Mom] That was kinda-- [Ethan] That was-- that was nice across the board! Thank you!
[Ethan's Mom] I know, I think that was kind of a complement. [Ethan's Dad] Yeah, well written.
[Ethan] Congratulations, Mom!
[Ethan's Dad] Excellent point.
Youtube comments want to uh...
do horrible things to you.
do horrible things to you. Mom: Ohhh, God.
Mom: Ohhh, God Ethan: Unspeakable... horrible... things.
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One can see that you are an envious Jew.
You live in USA and
Ellen never invited you although
you have 3.5 million subs.
What's more an ass aches you here?
I don't like Jacob because they're are also a Jew and
Fake Ellen: The best way to accomplish dreams is to visualize them.
Ethan: He fucked everyone and got, remember Jew that
not important with what way, but
important that made.
because who could see in California to sit in hats at home.
All: [laughing]
That was my favorite line from it:
Dad: What?!?
Jews are only sitting in hats.
That sticks in your mouth.
Yarmulkes, yeah.
Jews are only sitting in hats.
You fuckin Jew, sitting in your goddamned hat.
I think-- I think he was influenced
in his writing tal-- skills
like E.E. Cummings.
Like there's no...
Like there's no... Dad: Oh yeah...
Ethan: Very poetic.
Dad: He's been very influenced by E.E. Cummings, I can tell
Like, there's no periods, commas, ...
Like, there's no periods, commas, ... Ethan: Very avant-garde
Ethan: Very avant-garde Mom: It just goes on and on, and on and on...
My mom -- I like how much credit you're giving this guy.
Well, I guess, there's one thing we
can learn from this, for sure. And that's:
All: Jews are only sittings in hats!
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[giggling]
Mom: What??
"Is Ela retard?"
Yeah...
And they spelled her name like, horribly wrong.
Ela?
Hela? Hila: Usually... goes with the hate.
Hila: They'll usually misspell my name.
That's a really good insight.
The correct question would be: "Is Hila mentally challenged?"
'Retard' is horribly offensive to retarded people!
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But you didn't answer the question.
No.
No. OK... You heard it here!
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Wow.
That's a compliment to you, Mom: Wow...
Ethan: not so much to me.
Well that's really nice, because I've been feeling
extremely old lately.
extremely old lately. Ethan: Well what about me?
I don't...
I think you look good-- I mean
Look at me close. I've got wrinkles...
Ethan: You're-- "Why is your mom your fuckin age?"
Like, cool that that makes you feel good,
but I'm a young man.
Dad: It's 'cause you have the leader's gray hair. Ethan: You're saying I look 60.
I've got gray hair. Let my hair grow and...
Ethan: You think it's the gray hair?
I think I got more problems than that.
Dad: As you continue to get more svelt...
you will look--
you will look-- Ethan: What?
Svelt
Svelt.
Can you not be so Jewish for a minute? Dad: Svelt: 'S' - 'V' ...
Can you just stop sitting in your hat for a minute?
I can.
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Although he spelled it Ela.
I dunno why, why would people--
people always say that Hila looks high in our videos.
What kind of drugs is this guy on that keeps him from taking the time
to look up the correct spelling of her name?
Which is right at the top! Of your--
Mom: Yeah, that's true... that's true. Dad: C'mon!
You all's gettin' roasted by my parents
Dad: These guys... Back off. Step off, haters.
Mom: Yeah.
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Wow, 'cause we know Jews are the only ones who have
ads on their videos.
ads on their videos. I was like, I'm not-- Like guys--
Like, I'm a greedy guy? I put ads on my video,
like what's the big surprise?
I don't get it, like I'm the only one on youtube
putting on ads on my videos
so now all look at the Jew?
Like, what the fuck?
Mom: ♪Throw the Jew down the well.♪
Throw the Jew down the well.
So my people can be free.
Throw the Jew down the well!
Anyway, sorry for making money, dude.
Please accept my humble apology
for trying to make money while I'm being sued.
Yeah?
No, no. It's good.
Good?
Yeah, yeah.
Once the lawsuit's settled, I'll remove all ads from my page, guys.
I don't need to make money anymore after that.
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Mom: I think Hila has some abandonment issues,
or something.
She gets all chopped-- choked up whenever Ethan jokes about leaving her.
He should stop doing that. Awwww...
Someone's... someone's...
You know... They're being sensitive.
K, or it could be paying way too much attention there.
But I don't ever remember ever making a joke like that.
I know, you're always really complimentary.
Just remember,
you mess up, I'm on her side, ok?
Inappropriate comment.
Inappropriate comment. What the hell?
I didn't do anything!
I'm just saying.
I didn't do anything! This is... You--
I didn't even said anything--
I dunno what he's talking about.
Your grandmother, Irene, was the best mother-in-law.
And she was always on my side. And when your dad screwed up,
or made me feel blue,
I would call her and tell on him.
But I didn't do anything.
I know, but just in case.
Listen, pretend you care, and just move on.
Why is this all happening? I didn't do anything.
Why am I in the middle of your guys' marital problem?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't do anything.
I'm trying to help you out here.
No, you're a good husband. Hila, did I do anything wrong?
No.
[laughing]
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Weird old lady kind of way?
Dad: Complimentary and insulting!
Ow!
But he said you're super hot...
In a weird old lady kind of way.
Is that a compliment? Like do you fish anything
good outa that?
I don't know.
I mean you're not *young* anymore.
No, I'm not.
Dad: But I think you're hot, too. So there you go.
Awww.
That's all that matters, right?
OK, stick to-- you guys, this isn't about this.
Dad: Well, we won't start making out now.
[parents laughing]
Cut. Fucking, please don't.
Mom: We want to know if you could edit something in
because that young man
that said your mother is
attractive in an old lady kind of way...
And you asked me how I felt about that?
And I thought it would be funny
if I said, "Depends!"
You know, like the old lady-- that-- when you...
wear your underpants, 'cause you...
Ethan: Adult diapers?
Adult diapers [laughing]
Dad: *wah, wah*
Got 'em!
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Wrap your mind around that.
Pakistanian?
Dad: That's so stupid on so many levels.
Ya, oh, yeah. And except of course that...
small footnote: she's not--
She's actually Israeli.
She's actually Israeli. Mom: Israeli.
Dad: Right.
But she is so pretty.
She is.
Dad: Next time, Larry, just stop at the first sentence.
Period. Boom. Stop.
Ugh, god.
Too bad you're stupidian.
*Woahhhh*
Go!
No!
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Dik James says:
I'm gonna just leave it at that, really. I mean let's just nice.
So by saying that are they-- are we supposed to assume
they're not a white person by saying that?
I don't know if he meant white, because he said
But I'm, I guess-- I assume he meant whitey.
They're spellings have really been--
I'm really, I'm struggling
to comprehend Mom: Maybe he said witty.
I don't know whats more depressing: the comments or...?
[crickets]
I dunno. Doing that--
Dad: Careful where you're going now.
[laughing]
OK, what!?
OK, what!? I was going not too harsh.
What!?
Anyway guys, we learned a lot.
We grew a lot.
This was a big learning experience
I thank you guys for the emotional support.
And and, look.
It was a lot of mean stuff,
but I think all of us could take one thing away,
and that's:
Big hats?
Ok, I'll get it sooner or later.
No, just-- Not like the size, but like actually wearing hats.
Ok.
Hats.
So, thanks for watching guys.
And remember if you're a Jew...
Put on a hat, I guess
Dad: And sit around
Sit down.
Yeah, that's right. And count your money.
Thanks for watching.
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