( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: JON.
TIME FLIES, JON.
TIME FLIES.
ARE YOU-- ARE YOU A MILLENNIAL?
>> Jon: I'M-- I'M A MILLENNIAL BY THE-- YEAH, BY DEFINITION.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A MILLENNIAL, OKAY.
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY EYE CAN'T TELL WHAT CONSTITUTES MILLENNIAL
ANYMORE.
>> Jon: IT'S KIND OF VAGUE.
BUT I'M A MILLENNIAL, BORN IN '86.
I DON'T LIKE THE TERM, THOUGH.
>> Stephen: YEAH, THAT'S PROOF THAT YOU'RE A MILLENNIAL.
THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS MILLENNIALS DON'T GET TO
EXPERIENCE AND WE JUST HIT ANOTHER CULTURAL MILESTONE,
AFTER THE RECENT CLOSING OF TWO BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO STORES IN
ALASKA, AMERICA HAS JUST ONE BLOCKBUSTER LEFT IN OREGON,
WHICH MEANS I AM NOW ONE STEP AWAY FROM TAKING PERMANENT
POSSESSION OF "THE CUTTING EDGE."
( LAUGHTER ) YOU'LL SOON BE MINE FOREVER,
D.B. SWEENEY.
AND THAT'S JUST ANOTHER THING THAT'S FADING AWAY THAT YOUNG
PEOPLE LIKE YOU WILL NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE, LIKE SENDING A
FAX OR PAYING FOR PORNOGRAPHY.
SO I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
I WANT TO GIVE THE YOUNGER GENERATION TONIGHT A SHOT AT
EXPERIENCES THAT WILL SOON BE GONE FOREVER.
AND IT STARTS RIGHT NOW.
DO WE HAVE MILLENNIALS IN THE AUDIENCE RIGHT NOW?
YOU'RE NOT MILLENNIALS.
YOU'RE NOT A-- ARE YOU A MILLENNIAL?
ARE YOU A MILLENNIAL?
COME WITH ME.
COME ON.
YOU'RE A MILLENNIAL.
THERE WE GO.
WE HAVE TO GO BACK DOWN HERE.
COME ON.
THIS IS-- HOLD ON.
THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS-- WE CALL THIS THE BILL MURRAY DOOR,
OKAY.
BECAUSE HE USED TO COME IN AND OUT OF THIS DOOR A LOT.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
>> YEAH.
THE WES AROUND MOVIE S.
>> Stephen: YEAH, FROM WES ANDERSON MOVIES.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY A MILLENNIAL.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> CHRISTINE.
>> Stephen: CHRISTINE.
ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK?
>> NO, I'M FROM MISSOURI.
>> Stephen: OH, OKAY, THE SHOW ME STATE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU LIKING NEW YORK?
DO YOU FIND IT BEY?
( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S A MILLENNIAL THING,
RIGHT, BEY?
WRAE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: OKAY, GOOD.
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE CITY?
>> I'M JUST VISITING, HERE FOR THE SUMMER.
>> THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S GREAT.
WELL, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING WE'RE COMING UP ON
RIGHT NOW THAT IS-- THEY'RE DISAPPEARING ALL OVER AMERICA.
BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO USE SOMETHING
THAT YOUR AGE NEVER, EVER HAS TO DEAL WITH.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: HERE TOKAY.
DO YOU-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS IT?
>> IT'S A PHONE BOOTH.
>> Stephen: OKAY, IT'S A PHONE BOOTH, OKAY.
AND WHAT DO YOU DO IN A PHONE BOOTH?
>> YOU CAN CALL PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN, YOU CAN.
IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS YOU CAN DO.
IT'S ALSO A URINAL, ALSO.
HAVE YOU EVER USED A PHONE BOOTH BEFORE?
>> I HAVE NOT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE NOT USED A PHONE--
>> I HAVE NOT USE A PHONE BOOTH.
>> Stephen: DO THEY STILL HAVE THEM IN MISSOURI?
>> PROBABLY.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY MEMORY OF ONE?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE NO MEMORY OF A PHONE BOOTH.
I FEEL YOUNG.
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
LET'S SEE.
UM... WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL RIGHT NOW?
>> UM, SURE.
>> Stephen: OKAY, GREAT.
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE.
DON'T TOUCH IT!
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DISINFECT TFIRST.
HOLD ON.
THERE YOU GO.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: ANYONE CAN COME ALONG AND TOUCH THIS.
YOU GOTTA-- YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE.
YOU KNOW THAT FLESH-EATING BACTERIA THAT THEY FIND ON,
LIKE, SUBWAY POLES AND STUFF LIKE THAT?
YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF THAT?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU NEVER HEARD ABOUT THAT?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: BETTER-- BETTER THAT YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT IT,
THEN.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S SEE.
DO YOU LIKE TO TEXT?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: OKAY, BECAUSE I HEAR MILLENNIALS TEXT MORE THAN
THEY MAKE PHONE CALLS.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I LIKE TO TO TEXT, YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN TEXT ON THIS, TOO.
ALL YOU DO IT PICK UP THE PHONE, YOU DIAL THE PERSON YOU WANT TO
TEXT AND YOU TELL THEM WHAT IT IS YOU WOULD HAVE TEXTED AND
THEY HAVE THE INFORMATION.
>> OKAY, YEAH.
>> Stephen: LET'S MAKE A PHONE CALL.
DO YOU HAVE ANY QUARTERS ON YOU?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY QUARTERS.
>> DO YOU HAVE QUARTERS?
>> Stephen: I HAVE QUARTERS FOR YOU.
THERE GU.
HOLD THAT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THESE BEFORE?
THEY'RE LIKE VENMO YOU CAN TOUCH.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO
THIS?
WHAT'S YOUR GUEST GUESSHOW YOU DO THIS?
>> I THINK YOU PUT IT IN THERE, THE SLOT.
>> Stephen: GIVE IT A SHOT.
>> OH, NO.
>> Stephen: I GOT IT.
>> OH, NO, OH, NO.
>> Stephen: I GOT A LOT MORE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE I'M RICH.
I'VE GOT A TV SHOW.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> OKAY.
SO THEN YOU -- >> Stephen: NO, YOU HAVE TO
PICK IT UP FIRST.
>> HOW MUCH DOES IT COST, THOUGH?
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
WE DON'T KNOW.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: PICK IT UP.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: NOW, DIAL A PHONE NUMBER.
DO YOU KNOW ANY PHONE NUMBERS OTHER THAN YOURSELF OR YOUR
PARENTS?
>> UHM... YOU CAN'T LOOK AT YOUR PHONE.
>> NO, I DON'T.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW ANY PHONE NUMBERS.
SEE, YOU HAD TO TULY KNOW PHONE NUMBERS WHEN THESE WERE AROUND.
>>Y DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO THAT.
>> Stephen: CALL THIS PIZZA PLACE.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE NUMBER, READY, 1-917-261-4204.
IS IT RINGING IN THERE?
>> THANK YOU FOR CALLING NEAPOLITAN EXPRESS, THIS IS
ANGIE.
>> HI.
CAN I GET FIVE LARGE CHEESE PIZZAS.
>> Stephen: YUP.
>> FIVE LARGE CHEESE PIZZAS.
SURE.
CAN I HAVE A NAME FOR THAT ORDER?
>> CHRISTINE.
>> ALL RIGHT, CHRISTINE, GIVE IT ABOUT FIVE OR SIX MINUTES.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU, BYE-BYE.
>> Stephen: DID IT WORK?
>> IT WORKS!
>> Stephen: LET'S DO ONE MORE.
LET'S DO ONE MORE.
YOU GET THIS.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: FACE THE CAMERA.
I'LL WISPENER YOUR EAR WHAT YOU WOULD SAY INTO A PHONE BOOTH IF
THIS WERE THE HEYDAY OF PHONE BOOTHS.
>> OPERATOR, GET ME KLONDIKE 3252.
I HAVE TO GET MY LOVER BEFORE HE SHIPS OFF TO THE WAR.
WE HAD A FIGHT.
AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO FACE THE JERRYS WITHOUT MY LOVE.
JERRY SEINFELD?
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JESSICA BIEL.