hey how was school it was okay
you got a letter okay whatever whatever look this is the letter you wrote to yourself when
you were 8 they mailed it back all right what's the matter nothing I don't believe you I'm just
tired don't you want to read it you've got to read this it's like the coolest thing to
teenager Candace that's your writing I just have a lot of homework okay if you change your mind
dear Candice of the future yo what up girl how's it hanging if you're reading this you're
a teenager now omg it's gonna be so cool I wanna be a teenager so bad what's it like it must be
so awesome there's so many questions for you I don't know where to start are you in the high
school musical are you a cheerleader are you on the basketball team I just started soccer
do you still play not anymore you have lots of cool clothes I don't know some did you
dye your hair a few years ago I did the tips was it pink blue that's so cool not anymore
um can I see your cheer uniform I'm not a cheerleader and I don't play basketball I
didn't get a part in musical do you wear makeup why do you care I can't wait to be
you look at you you're amazing you're all Teenagery and cool and you have that's so
weird don't touch them they're mine too not yet oh my god don't be so creepy go away
do you still like Justin Bieber I had tickets to his concert and didn't go
what are you kidding me I wanna touch his hair yeah well he cut it you're lying why
would he do that would you just get lost I don't need this right now
are you still friends with Victoria she moved when two years ago who are you best
friends with Jessica you don't know her she went to West Side
these clothes are killer seriously I can't wait to be you it's not what you think is
going to be like I love this jacket where do we get it that's from Ken Ken Ken is oh my
god you have a boyfriend we have a boyfriend oh we have a boyfriend so you've kissed yeah
you've kissed a boyfriend we've kissed a boyfriend oh my god I can't take this
hang on what's his last name Ferguson what no no no you didn't what what do you mean what Kenny
Ferguson he picks his nose and eats it he's gross I sit beside him he was gross but then
he was sweet and now he's a jerk you swore no I didn't yes you did you said two J word there's no
J word in swearing jerk isn't a swear word mister Laredo says it is he was an idiot you said the I
word whatever it's my room our room you fall in love with Kenny don't worry he breaks up with you
you get your heart broken that's so cool these are the things I can't wait for you know what
enjoy being eight you sheltered little brat because sixteen sucks and so does high school
no take that back that's not true this is what i'm dreaming of it's not a dream it's a nightmare it's
not high school musical there's no Troy Bolton no one sings and dances in the hallways people
are mean they talk behind your back you think you have friends and you don't you fall in love
with a loser guy who'd rather break up with you than buy you a Valentine nothing turns out the
way you want it to it sucks go ahead cry get used to it no one cares okay you can stop now I can't
come here just leave me alone look I'm sorry I didn't mean it yeah you did there's good
things too oh yeah like what like you win fuzziest jammies on Jammie
day I do yeah that's cool here you win this at the track meet in middle school
second place for hurdles second place at hurdles that's so cool what are hurdles
you run and there's these things in your way and you jump over them we jump over things
we are awesome nothing stands in our way yeah you should do that with Kenny okay seriously
leave that nose-picker behind it's not that simple sure it is he was my first boyfriend
he was your training wheels he was put there for learning you don't put your training wheels back
on your bike you leave them behind and ride on your own new adventures await where did
you learn to talk like that I'm smart don't you remember I'm happy and I'm perky I like
to talk I'm loud and confident and fearless remember sort of well you should be me but
I'm not you anymore I'm me you're me too I can't just let you out you'll scare people
scaring people is fun you should do it Candice dinner almost ready like right now you can scare
her okay huh dinner come on down just do it I can't why not yes you can't let me out Candice
do it mom yeah
I had a boyfriend it was Kenny Ferguson but he broke up with me what
I'm okay now really
really not really