Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies!! My Name is JackSepticEye!...
...and welcome to something called 'The Museum of Simulation Technology'. (Cleaned up by Geoff c:)
Now, it sounds fancier than it is.
It's - it's not, I dunno if I'd call it a game yet-
I guess it is a game...
But is more of ah... a Tech demo type of thing,
And it was something that I saw on Reddit last year,
And I wanted to play it!
But there was no demos available and I went around looking for it...
...everywhere, but they were just showing it off at like game conventions...
...and stuff like that and it came up on Reddit again...
...today or... yeah- today!
I found it again and I went around looking it for it again,
just to see if any updates are found and I found a link to a demo
for it and I'm so HAPPY because this ...
I-I'll will show you when I get in.
This is something based around perception.
It's based around...
...like size and perspe- (Nice Save) perception and everything...
...and ALSO... WELCOME TO THE MUSEUM TOUR!
While you are here there is no flash photography,
there is no smoking,
no pets, and no HIDDEN PETS!
I SEE YOU SANDRA!
Trying to hide that chihuahua in your bag.
Not only will it not breath and it'll die and starve in there,
but you're just not allowed it.
All you're allowed is to get down to this...
Funky jazz ~
Let's go! Um, I- ug phk
Why did I click 'R'? R is to restart the game!
Now I just fucked it all up. (INTENSE INHALE)
Okay, let's go.
'Welcome to the Museum of Simulation Technology'.
Now straight off the bat you can tell that everything is a little bit weird,
because thee- uh fucking leaning tower of Pisa,
Eiffel Tower, Pyramids of Egypt and Statue of Liberty...
...are all around. They don't go together normally...
...and the door's all the way down there,
all small and shit!
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But what we can do is-... THIS is the beauty of the game.
You're looking at the Statue of Liberty right now.
I pick it up... everything seems normal, right?
It seems the same?
BUT LOOK AT THAT SHIT!
(laughs) It's all based around size
So, can I do this? Yeah
Oh my god! Now it's big again!
How fucking cool is that?!
How hard is that shit to program, I wonder.
Pick up the Eiffel tower. Oh! It's so in the distance
and it's so large! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
How will I ever pick it up? Just like this, baby.
Nice... Let's bring them all down
Let's bring them all down tuh Jackaboy Town,
Make them all small.
No! Statue of Liberty! Goddammit, she fell over.
She's been drinking too much! Where's the leaning tower? There it is.
Now they're all absolutely tiny, but if I picked them up... if I pick you up again,
and put you in the distance.
It's gigantic again... That is so fucking mind blowing and that's why I wanted to
play it for the longest time, because it just looks bananas! Like... your brain looks
at this and it's like "okay that's like the same size as it was in my hand", but
then you put it down it's like "No! It's in the distance now!' So it's all
perspective based and it's super fucking cool.
Oh we have chess over here, let's play with this! Let's pick up a chess piece, uh.
Boom. Oh my god hahaha! Oh that's awesome!
Let's make it big near us.
Oh! So the game is based around puzzles based around that perspective type of thing.
So, let's get in and try some of them.
It's so cool! I love it so much!
'Mini Kitchen Appliances Exhibit'! Aww it's little tiny ovens. Aww they're so cute!
I want some of them, can I have one? It's a little teeny tiny microwave.
Now it's a big microwave! Can jump on that? Yes! This is how we're gonna solve
our puzzles.
Let's pick up thiiis. What is it. Why is the mouse moving all janky? Grab this
You're still tiny though!
How do we make you big? Oh, do I just keep doing this?
Is that getting bigger? It IS getting bigger! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NICE! Just like a penis. (Jack. Why.)
Put it down. You're not enough. Agh! There we go! Ah that's messing with my head!
I was like "Oh now you're big enough to pull over here", but I forgot that the
closer I am to something and I pull it up then the smaller it gets. Imagine if that was
what it was like in real life. That you just grab someone and the closer they got
to you the smaller they got hahaha. Oh it's the Mona Lisa!
Can I make a giant Mona Lisa? Oh god.
Hahaha! Everyone always complains when they go to The Louvre that the Mona Lisa is
too small. They go up and they're like...
'Huh, much smaller than I thought it was gonna be'. Now it's fucking gigantic. It's
blocked. What is it blocked by? It's not blocked by anything!
God damn it I can't pick it up again. Here we go.
Nice! Just sit there!
Lisa, moaning Lisa. [giggling] Fucking Jesus.
Hahaha! Okay back onto the fucking ground you go as a normal size.
Hahaha I'm going to increase their- the wealth of my art just by picking it up
all the time.
I'm making it bigger. Oh god do I have to use you to make a fucking pathway?
Can I do this? I don't know if I can. I wanna see-
Oh god. Like that! Yes, yes stay there stay there just like that!
YEAH! Sorry Mona I'm gonna have to get up your face.
Hahaha! Oh so cool!
Is it messing with your heads yet? Are you tripping balls yet? 'Activity time'!
*snapping* 'Activity time for kids'!
That's me! I need the rest of you kids to wanna come out and play with me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Monday to Friday at 9 to 4. Saturday Sunday 8:30 to 6. So it's thursday right now, well it's
Wednesday for me, but it's Thursday right now for you guys so we're nine a.m. to four
p.m. Um...
And it's 5:26 p.m. I can't play, I have to go home. .n.
Oh! FUCK THE RULES! Oh Jesus Christ, hahaha!
Again I keep forgetting how big these things get! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Oh God can I make you small again-
There we go.
Okay, activity time! It's time to get up onto this, but I have to be smart about it.
You stay there, b- no! No! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Perfect.
Now you need to be slightly bigger. There we go.
I am using science and my brain to figure out the puzzles! I'm the smartest
man there ever was! Not really, I'm dumb as a fuckin mule. Aaand *plonk* Is that enough?
No you're smaller than the other one.
Buhduh- Puh - Puh... A-Puh-Puh---
AHHHH!! Jesus that's too big! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Stop it! Mother of fucking J(h)esús.
Okay get up onto these. Is there any way that I can get up onto this
just the way I am right now.
Can I.. *HUH*
No! That's not enough!
Get up onto the.. Why do I have to be on a fucking.. a pyramid one! AHH! MOVE! I'm stuck.
Ok grab this. Make you big. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
See that's the problem! You make it big but it's big in the distance.
It's not big right in front of my eyes.
I will be able to do this.
I figured out get up onto the fucking platforms. Christ. J(h)esús Christo.
You need to fuck right off!
Out of my face I'm stuck underneath all the blocks!
Let me out!
Mother of Jesus. Grab you, get out of my fucking face.
This might be harder to do than it seems. Will you just get onto the block!
Mother of god...
It's not as responsive as it looks.
K *HUH*
Nice.
(Whispers) For Fuck's Sake...
Get onto this one, then onto this...
Can I just grab you.
And make like a thingy here.
No I don't need you up there! I need you back out here with me. Like *HUH*
Come on, sometime's it doesn't drop- OHSHIT
Oh no no! Come on Come on! I'm so close- I'm so close, wait.
Wait, let's do this let's pick up one of you. Are you enough to get up??
*hyup HIP* (The Sounds of the Primal Jack) COME ON!!!
All I wanna do is (build a snowman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) solve a puuzzle... You're not blocked by anything! Get up!
Uhm okay. Let's just go up to the top of this *HUP* come on.
I- I will do this!
YEAHH! I fucking did it. Shouldn't have taken that long, wait.
I want to see if I can do something like this.
ahhhhhh..
AHHHH!!
*laughs* I didn't even need the fucking blocks.
All I need is hardcore parkour, baby.
Fucking speed as key!... Also Jumping.
Oh look who we have here, it's my biggest fan. Hoh-oho God- Wait!
(Momentary Pee Break Sponsored by Nobody ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ))
This big fan- Mean? Oh let me just see.
I want to see if a big fan means more air! Oh please let that be the case!
(That has been physics with Jack.)
Yeah!! Oh that's the best! Not only does the big fan
just get bigger or the fan get bigger but it makes bigger wind 'cause it's bigger'. (Even more Physics)
That's super clever I like that. Could I have more puzzles like that?
Oh god. A fucking space shuttle. Right click to rotate if an object is outlined in blue
Ok... Do I have to go to space in this?
Oh god the rotation is weird.
I think I have to go to the moon in this thing.
OHH Yes, let's fucking do it.
Ok let's turn you...
What way is this rotation??
Good God, there we go there we go there we go, there we go. It's fine!
Why!!? Can I just shoot it to the moon from here?
What do I do? How do I get out of this place?
I will launch this to space
I fucking will that's my job right now I'm going to do it if I could just get
it to fuckin rotate properly- the rotation is ass! *EHH*
Can I get into this?
Can I- can I- can I get into this?
(Whispers) I don't know what I do.
I mean, logic would say that I make the thing big and I go to space but..
I can't.
There's no like things to get into it.
Do I just leave it out there? Uheh.
Ok, I can't, it won't go out there.
Aaah bang! (giggle) I just killed everyone.
Hello! It doesn't even sit upright.
If you try it falls over again.. Oooh, did I do it?? (Imminent Disappointment)
It fell outside!
Ooooh!
Oooohoho!!!
Holy fuck!!
Oh that's AMAZING!..
Oh! I want to start that again, Holy shit! Coming in you're like 'Oh what do I do?
Spaceship? Oh Ok.' You can grab the whole fucking moon!
Holy balls and it's like the pyramid from earlier!
Oh my god!! It's the EXIT!!
Oh my brain is all full of fuck right now.
What the shit! Can I just jump into this?
Oh MY GOD THAT'S AWESOME!! It's like a whole little colony on top of that fucking moon!
OOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!
(More Intense Moaning)
This is straange!
Oh dat's strange!
Ooh that's fuckin- there's nothing on this side!
That's fucking with my head, so we make this big enough to walk through??
(Whispers) What?
(Whispers) Whaaat?
I can't go through! Do I have to grab the exit through that??
Let's see.
I can't like put stuff down and doing this just grabs that again.
Do I have to make this big enough so it's an entire fucking wall?
What do I do? Can I grab and walk through?
This is so WEIRD!!
*Giggles* What? STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD! GAME!
I can't handle it! It's the tiny picture again.
Ok let's make this huge-
WAIT!
Oh I can't rotate it... I was gonna say can I rotate it flat but...That's objects that are in- in blue.
I can't drop anything on the other side- HOW DO I GET THROUGH?
Oh I get it. If I put it against the wall...
If I put it big enough against the wall I can't go through it right?
Like I go through it but I- Oh-kay that fucks up my theory.
I thought I couldn't go through it but- Oh God what?
I thought if it was like on the wall then, I wouldn't be able to go through to the other side so I just keep keep
continuously going on into that.
There's some stuff back here behind that,
so there's a painting behind that one. There was a painting behind this one.
There's no ropes here, but there's robes (Y' mean ROPES) over here.
Does that mean the painting supposed to go behind this?
Maybe? Can I go through?!
Come on! Let me through! I should be able t- ARGH Jesus!
I don't know what I do!
Oh now I completely fucked it h-heh.
I think my game is broke. I think this version of the demo is kinda borked,
because you're supposed to be able to put this against the wall and then just
walk through the portal...
But even if I have it like- Because now what I do is I go th- I go th- try and go
through. That happens! But if I get it perfectly flush against the wall which I
have done! T-That shouldn't happen!
L-Let's see if I can do it.
Yeah when I get it perfectly flush against the wall then and I try and go
through it like bounces me back out.
I-I can't actually go through. I- I hit the wall.
I hit the actual wall and I can't go any further.
I thought I was getting close there for a second.
Ah man come on!
I was doing so well! I actually can't go through.
I'm pushing forward and I can't go anywhere. GODDAMNIT!!
Does that mean I have to leave the video here! Fuck.
I didn't want to leave the video here. I don't think there's a whole lot- Oh god I clicked 'R'.
I don't think there's a whole lot more left to the game anyway. So th-this is
just like a tech demo to show you what the game is- to show you what the concept
is, and I do think they're working on a fully fledged game eventually and they're
going to- I don't know when they're going to release it God knows it could be
fucking years yet.
Uhm.. Because this takes a lot of effort to make, did I just click 'R' again? No.
This takes a lot of effort to try and make stuff like this especially now that
we're dealing with portals and- um... because what happens if you put two portals
opposite each other like that kind of shit and then you have to move the
portals around 'cause Portal the game
messed with portals and you could see yourself going through them and
everything and infinitely see them but, you couldn't move the portals around like you
couldn't pick up the Portal and move it you could shoot them elsewhere, but you
couldn't like pick up one portal and walk around with the other one behind you
kind of thing, it's like if you had like a mirror behind you and another mirror in
front of you and you have to move the mirrors around.
I Dunno, it's weird.
They mess with your head, but this is absolutely astounding this type of
technology, like t-this
this perspective based stuff is just so unique and so cool and clever and I
love it so much I can't wait to see what they do
further with it?? I mean look at that I can't even see it anymore.
Where did it go? It's under the ground it got so small, it's like a fucking stamp!
Anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode, I love this.
It's fucking awesome UHM... so I'm sorry that this happened that I couldn't get
any further,
or maybe I'm just stupid and I didn't figure it out but I mean it- I feel like
I have the solution, the exit is right there!
I should be able to do this. Anyway Thank You Guys SO MUCH for watching this
episode if YOU LIKED IT PUNCH THAT like button in the face like a Boss!
Highfives all around-
WPSHH WPSHH! BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I'LL
SEE ALL YOU DUDES... IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!
Daisy got it!
Holy shit, AND SHE spent twelve grand on it hahahaha, you're still below me daisy.
That's fine, that's good, ohohoho that's a good one.
Maybe if I run at it, AHHHH
Didn't work. (giggles)
(Geoffrey Cullinan Here! I tried my best to fix up the grammar, punctuation, some words, and all that good jazz!)