- What up loves, it's ya girl
Justina Valentine and this is MTV's Man Makeover Show.
I love that you think you look good.
Keep your thoughts, inside your head.
Now ladies, are you ever walking down the street,
and you see a guy that has potential,
but he's not all the way there?
What the (beep) is this? - What?
- Well I could take that 3.9,
and turn him into a dime.
- Oh my god.
(laughing)
- This is Justina Makes Over Your Man.
Today we have Alan.
Now, Alan is having a love affair with quite possibly
the ugliest shirt we've ever seen.
So clearly his girlfriend Jen,
has a problem with it.
She's a vlogger, but Alan never makes it into her videos
'cause his style just doesn't cut it.
(smelling)
Whew, P-U!
Let's go talk to Jen.
- Jen, what's up babe? - Hello, hi!
- [Justina] How are you?
What's goin' on?
- I'm good, how are you?
- You're looking cute as a button.
- Thank you!
- Ready to be pushed.
You're hot, but your man's not.
- Oop.
- How would you describe his style
as it is right now?
- He wears this one look that upsets me all the time,
he wears this black and white long sleeve shirt
and I'm like, "Alan, you look like a sailor."
- But doesn't he know you're vlogging every week,
we need new lewks. - (laughing)
Yeah, I don't, like, ever have him on my channel.
- You don't?
- Not really. - Shady bitch!
No, just kidding. - (laughing)
- Well, let's bring in Alan,
and see what we could do with 'em. Alan!
- Hey guys. - Oh my goodness.
- Alan.
- Yes?
- You didn't disappoint.
So you like to do the long sleeve under the t-shirt.
- Yeah, I love to do the long sleeve under the t-shirt.
- Is that like a full thing?
- This exact fit, I've worn it out,
and then Jen's just like, "What are you wearing?"
and I'm like, "I thought this looks great."
- Alan, I love that you think you look good.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause we should all feel like that.
- Right.
- All right.
But today is about not what you think looks good,
but it's about what we think looks good.
- As a unit.
- Yeah, as a unit.
Do you like your woman?
- Yeah!
I love her.
- And do you like keeping her happy?
- I do like keeping her happy.
- You like gettin' it in at night.
- Oh, yeah.
- You don't get cake unless you're a good boy.
- Yeah.
It's a give and take.
Now, are you ready to go on this journey?
- I don't know.
(hip hop music)
- Alan, welcome to my styling chamber.
- Why are you hoarding a bunch of men's clothing?
- Oh, I have a lot of bodies under my belt.
So you know what, I knock one down, I keep your clothing.
Let's take a good look at you, buddy.
Here, that's why I have this full-length mirror.
Can you go look at yourself?
- Yes.
- What do ya see?
- Greatness.
- No one loves Alan as much as Alan loves Alan.
Not even Jen.
All right, so we gotta change that.
This black and white shirt has gotta go.
Let's start looking through these rackety racks, all right?
Just looking at this on you, it just screams e-boy.
Like, your nipples are gonna be popping out,
it's gonna be very emotional.
Let's throw that on with these.
- Okay.
- Okay? Let's throw this one on for now.
Hold on, we gotta put you in a good shoe.
- Well-
(dramatic music)
- Your opinion doesn't matter in the styling chambers.
Keep your thoughts inside your head, okay?
- Right.
- All right, now, let's go with these.
- [Alan] Ooh.
- All right?
You like these?
- Ya.
- [Justina] And I like how the yellow stitch
matches the yellow stitch.
- I like that, too.
- So go put this on, don't be a little bitch.
And one more thing.
The outfit always starts with a sock.
If you don't have on a good sock,
your day will be ruined.
You're welcome.
All right, I'll be waiting, Alan.
(hip hop music)
Strut your stuff, baby.
Let's see what you're working with.
[Justine] Okay!
- [Alan] Yeah.
- Wait, what the (bleep) is this?
- What?
- No, literally, what is this?
- This looks really good.
I didn't-
- You know what?
I don't hate a shirt underneath there,
I just (bleep) hate your shirt.
That's what it is.
Put the jacket on.
- I just feel like-
- 'Cause if I have to look at the bottom of these sleeves,
I'm gonna rip 'em off.
Put the jacket on, ugh.
- But the stripes are really working-
- Oh my goodness. - I mean, I was just thinking
when I was in there that, you know.
- My man, put the jacket on. - Okay.
(sighing)
- No, I hate the shirt.
All right, so, how's this?
We'll put that on.
I wanna switch up the pants a little bit
and do something a little more fitted.
So let's do that with that.
Right? Put a jacket over it to be safe.
- Okay, right.
- And leave the shirt behind the wall.
- [Alan] Okay.
(soft music)
(burping)
- Excuse me.
All right Alan, are you ready?
You're taking so long, my period came and went.
Whoo!
Okay!
- You've been doing good.
- Cute, I like that!
- [Alan] Yeah?
- Let's see.
I like this because it kinda looks like safety pins.
And I feel like you're the type.
- I mean, you never know when you need one obviously.
- Literally.
- Yeah, I know. I think it looks really good.
- You look freaking good. - I gotta hand it to you.
- If Jen was out here, she'd touch your wood.
I'm just kidding.
Well, she might.
I mean, you never-
- Honestly, you look really good.
I'm thinking about, you know,
from elements of the last outfit.
I like that the pants are a little more fitted.
I like the high neck on you,
I love that you have the old shirt off.
- Yeah.
- We're getting somewhere, Alan.
- Yeah.
- And I know exactly what we've gotta do for you.
You've never looked this good before.
- I feel like I've-
- Uh no, I don't think you have.
No, no, I'm pretty sure you haven't.
- If I did the stomp, it like, rhymed a little.
- Yeah, do it, do it. Spit a rhyme.
- Alan looks good in a striped shirt.
(stomping)
- That was it?
- Well, you're supposed to finish it for me.
- Okay, all right, this is my styling chamber,
so go back there.
- [Alan] Okay.
- Put on the shirt.
You've gotta look terrible.
And we've gotta do to the next phase.
(hip hop music)
(laughing)
Alan!
- Yeah?
We're here to give you a different lewk!
That's L-E-W-K.
I'm gonna set you up with my guy Jomo.
He's the best in the biz.
Jo, what's goin'?
- Gotchu, what's goin?
- Jomo, he needs a little mojo.
- Oh, gotchu.
- You know what I'm talkin' about?
So I brought him to your dojo.
So he could get a poppin' like a pogo.
(laughing)
Yeah, that's how me and Jo warm up.
Don't worry about it.
So we're gonna get you all the way right.
He likes the wildness, as does she,
but she wants it to have more structure.
So I say we go short on the sides,
long on the top, and like, put some product in it.
And you know what, Jomo?
I'd love to see you do something with the color.
His girl has bleach-blonde hair,
and I think you know-
- Twinning.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Shh.
- [Jomo] Got it.
Twinning, right?
- Yeah, his girlfriend has bleach blonde hair,
and she's a YouTube goddess, so I think, you know,
she's embarrassed of him.
I would be, too.
So I think what would be so cute
if we give him a lewk that she's like,
"Yes, I wanna get my man on the screen with me."
- Okay, got it.
We gon' do this.
- And Jomo, he's very chatty here.
- Oh boy, I heard ya'll go.
We can talk, we can talk it out.
We can chop it up.
- Yeah, chop it up.
Literally and figuratively.
- [Jomo] Got it.
(laughing)
- Bleach him, Jomo!
(laughing)
(slow, deep laughing)
- [Justina] Alan has been so game for change today.
So I knew I could push his makeover pretty far.
And that's exactly what I did.
He's gonna look so good that Jen might even include him
in her next vlog.
Whoo!
- [Alan] Oh, my god!
- Jen, are you faded?
- I'm so nervous.
(laughing)
- You are? - It's been a long time.
- It's been a long time, right? Well greatness takes time.
- Okay.
- Well Jen, he came in here addicted to a shirt.
But now he's leaving ready to put in some work.
It's ya man Alan!
(hip hop music)
- Oh, my god!
- Yep!
(laughing)
- Oh, my god.
Alan!
Your hair!
- [Justine] String him up and twirl him around!
(hip hop music)
I threw Alan in some black leather combat boots,
some black taper pants, a neon shirt,
'cause you know, we all need a little pop of color.
And you know with me,
you've gotta always expect the unexpected.
So I added a cozy, white turtleneck underneath.
Now the hair, you better believe we bleached it.
Alan looks dope.
- You're more icy blonde than me!
- Yeah.
- Dang.
- Basically twins.
Look at you!
- Okay, hate that!
(laughing)
- Well, I mean, are you lovers or brothers and sisters?
Kiss!
- Hate that!
- Incest!
I gotta ask, Jen.
Is he vlog worthy?
- Am I vlog worthy?
- You're gonna give everyone a hoot and a half on my vlogs.
- Whoo!
You made it to the vlog!
- Hey guys!
I know you rarely see my boyfriend,
and also, Justina Valentine is right here.
- What's popping?
- But this is what he looks like,
he's blonde now!
- Yeah!
- It's absolutely insane, what?
- I know.
- Basically, what she's trying to say is,
before, her boyfriend was a doorway.
But today, he came to slay.
All right, well, you know what?
This is a happy ending in social media world, you know?
A couple that can vlog together, can lay the law together.
- Now, for you at home, if you can't change your man,
you can always use your hand.
Come on, let's go put this vlog again!
No, this way!
(hip hop music)
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪