tWitch, hi!
Hi, Ellen.
How are you?
Did Maddox learn anything from that?
He left.
Did he go to like a--
He left.
Yeah, I think you had him at English,
and then he kind of trailed off.
So he learned the word "English," and then he ran off.
I was hoping he left to get a pen and paper or something
like that to take the notes.
But you retained enough of it, you can teach him later.
[LAUGHS]
I like your Commes Des Garcons shirt.
I enjoy--
Thank you very much.
--the Commes Des Garcons shirt that you're wearing.
I love their little heart thing that they do.
Do you have to make many trips to the store?
I'm wondering if you stocked up like most people,
or you're just getting a few things
and then going and getting more things.
We definitely did-- we tried to stock up as much as possible,
but we've had to make a couple of store runs.
And now going to Target is like going to the club like back
in the day.
You're waiting in line.
Wesley and I were at Target the other day,
and I was in line, like legit wondering
if, if I went up to the door and pulled my mask down and been
like, Hey, dawg, you watch TV?
Can I skip this line?
Can I just go inside?
But I decided not to do that because that
would have been embarrassing if he said no and then--
But you know, it's crazy.
Worse than that is, yeah, I watch TV,
and I don't know who you are.
[LAUGHS]
That would be embarrassing.
Yeah.
And now people don't recognize you with the mask on?
'Cause I'm getting recognized when I'm walking.
Just with my mask, cars, you know, yell out the window
when I'm wearing a mask.
Are you really?
Yeah.
Yeah, but you're also wearing your eyes.
It's the eyes, Ellen.
It's them eyes.
And the sigh.
[LAUGHS]
You don't get recog'd.
You know what?
You should get yourself something
that says "tWitch" on it.
You know what we should do is get
a mask with the bottom half of our face printed on it, right?
So then it's still our face.
You can sell that in the Ellen Shop.
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Nobody steal that.
That's tWitch's idea.
I'm going to try and make them in the yard for you guys.
I'm going to find sticks and things and try and do it.
Sticks.
OK.
I don't know.
All right, you're going to make a mask out of sticks.
Whatever I can find here in the field.
I'll get you some stuff.
OK.
[LAUGHS]
But you know what?
There are going to be some really creative masks
because we're going to have to wear a mask for quite a while,
I would assume.
So I think we should-- we talked about it before,
'cause you can't tell if somebody's smiling
or not when there's a mask on.
You can't tell if someone's happy or sad.
There should be a lot of different kinds of--
I agree.
Like mood masks.
Remember mood rings that would change depending on your mood?
Yeah.
We should make-- with masks.
Masks.
That's cool.
I like that.
I was at Lowe's Home Improvement the other day, and everybody,
like 100 people there had masks.
And when you don't see the mouth,
everybody's eyes look judgmental.
[LAUGHS]
Hey, Daddy!
Yes.
Can I watch that--
What's Maddox doing now?
--Mickey Mouse?
Maddox?
Wait, Maddox, come here.
Ellen's talking to you.
Yes?
Maddox.
Maddox, where did you go?
I was trying to teach you English.
Where'd you go?
I went outside.
Outside?
My house.
OK, that's fine.
[LAUGHS]
That's cute.
All right.
I'm getting down now.
OK!
OK, 'bye.
All right.
By the way, they may have been looking at you with judgment
because what were you doing in Lowe's?
I was trying to-- it's a whole thing.
OK.
We'll talk about that tomorrow.
Yeah.
All right, we'll be back.