video game movies aren't ever really
good but there comes a time when they're
so bad it's funny
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we'll
be counting down our picks for the top
10 hilariously bad moments in videogame
movies for this list we'll be taking a
look at moments in videogame movies that
were so awful you can't help but laugh
number 10 Wesker's sunglasses resident
evil afterlife I ingest you I gain
control the Resident Evil series of
movies are interesting at the start of
their run they actually weren't terrible
we dare say that they were enjoyable but
then came overpowered Alice clones a
cluster of CGI 3d that damn laser room
scene being reused like Tupperware and
of course an attempt to appease fans by
including game favorites like Albert
Wesker the man the myth the sunglasses I
told you it'd be bringing a few friends
you should have brought more look we
adore our cheesy matrix jacket wearing
villain but movie Wesker he's hilarious
for all the wrong reasons
seriously what are we supposed to make
of that shit-eating grin and slow-motion
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comm number 9 the elevator scene super
mario brothers
this movie is the live-action
personification of the world hmm
from the perplexing opening narration to
the film having the nerve to hint at a
sequel Mario cinematic Adventure is a
disastrous masterpiece
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by the time you reach the elevator scene
you just accept the goofiness for what
it is pal will our heroes escape a
cramped space full of those those are
supposed to be goombas right
will they jump on their heads or sway
their bodies in time with the elevator
music to get them to dance
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we suppose it's the most humane way of
going about it
number eight punching the shark Lara
Croft Tomb Raider the Cradle of Life
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sometimes video game movies do get
something right Angelina Jolie playing
Lara Croft just made sense in the early
2000s that being said did she really
just punch a shark okay yes it's been
said that punching a shark near its eye
is the best thing to do in the rare yes
rare chance of an attack but Lara being
Lara well take safety precautions to a
whole new level of absurdity
not only does she bait the shark with
her blood which wouldn't work as sharks
don't care much for humans she punches
it and rides it to the surface of the
water
number seven Geils speech streetfighter
let's take a moment to appreciate rao
julius performance as m.bison because
will never look at Tuesday's the same
way again now that that's out of the way
jean-claude van damme as guile our
superiors say the war is cancelled we
can all go home
not even guiles theme could save us
though we would have appreciated the
effort in the supposedly inspirational
scene but we can all go home when his
troops are told to stop the pursuit of
m.bison and shadaloo
guile gears up for one of those cliche
leader addressing his people monologues
freedom and justice they get packed up
but we can all go home it comes off as a
hand-up bork complete with swelling
music and a repetitive phrase who wants
to go home we do number 6
feel your animality Mortal Kombat
annihilation yes we could do an entire
list for this movie alone and picking
just one hilarious scene at us fighting
it out on the pit stage your life
too bad you will die from sandeul's
dramatic declaration of death to her
daughter to Jack's one-liners to
everything absolutely everything but
there's one scene that perfectly
captures the terribad that is Mortal
Kombat annihilation beauty or animality
throughout the movie we're being
force-fed the concept of animality x'
and immediately your heart fills the mix
of anticipation and dread because you
know they're gonna do it come on just
scrunch your face up like you're
constipated almost and boom animality x
2 number 5 sword fight in the name of
the king a Dungeon Siege tale ladies and
gentleman move a bowl we wouldn't blame
you if you decided to bail on the rest
of this video if you're still here then
clearly you're a masochist
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Dungeon Siege shows the directors
attempt at medieval fantasy and trust us
when we say that children playing in
their backyard pretending like sticks or
swords is a more thrilling adventure
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however if you're into clumsy sword
fights where two foes use their minds to
do whatever this is then this is the
film for you you had no idea number four
zombie slaughter House of the Dead
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you know that light gun shooter at every
arcade yeah Bowl turned that into a
movie there's a huge party on a zombie
infested island that was apparently
sponsored by Sega everyone's just trying
to survive the undead and the clips from
the video game being spliced into the
film this leads to one glorious moment
where everyone grabs a gun walks towards
the camera as a team and goes to town
highlights include the camera circling
around each character who have different
guns during that shot that damn matrix
slow-motion trick
and to top it all off a rock song that
belts out the name of the film perfect
number three little Germany postal well
that's classic some games just aren't
meant to be made into movies and
anything from the postal series is a
testament to that the ability to kill
the annoyances of everyday life doesn't
make for great cinema but hey who've a
bowl is you've a bowl and we got the
postal movie that no one asked for in a
rather bizarre scene even for bull the
creator of the game shows up to complain
directly to bowl about the quality of
the movie in the middle of a shootout at
a German themed amusement park it ends
with bull being shot in the crotch and
revealing his darkest secret number to
do me up DOA dead or alive look we get
it when we're adapting a movie you want
it have nods to the source material this
can be through costumes plot points or
in the case of do a gratuitous amounts
of fanservice
it's no secret that this fighting game
franchise likes its bouncy polygons so
no one would be surprised at the
manufactured sexuality of the film but
this scene right here
whoo this is too much
fresh from a shower of course Christie
finds herself under arrest don't worry
she's armed with a towel just the right
camera angles and a bra that lands on
her breasts perfectly you heard the
woman do me up now in the interest of
time this list could go on forever and
this could be millions of films however
before we get to the best of the worst
let's give you a you tried sticker to
these dishonorable mentions
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BloodRayne so we mean again we've
tackled this beast before over on our
mojo plays channel picked it apart and
left scraps of it on the cutting room
floor but it bears repeating this movie
is abysmal a disservice to the game it's
trying to represent a disservice to
movies everywhere picking just one bad
scene is laughable since every minute
makes you want to beg for a higher
powers forgiveness please Lord because
clearly you had to have sinned why else
would you be subjected to this torture
you act as though you're the only one
who feels pain what do you know but we
had to give it to Michael Madsen's
performance especially his death scene
just look at that face that faces all of
our faces after suffering through this
flick or with you Michael or with you do
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