(intro music)
RWBY Chibi!
Ruby: Hey, Blake.
Man, I'm so bummed.
I think I crashed and burned on that test today.
How did you do?
Y'know what?
You're right.
In the long run, one test is no big deal!
I'll do better next time.
Thanks, Blake!
Jaune: Hoo, alright, I'm gonna do it.
I'm finally gonna tell Weiss how I feel about her!
I-I think,
I dunno,
Maybe?
Uh...what do you think, Blake?
Oh my gosh, you're right.
What was I thinking?!
That would've...that would've been a disaster!
Ah, y'know, I feel like you really get me. Thanks Blake.
Hm-hm-hm... Huh?
What?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Blake?
Is it... is it about that thing I did?
*Gasp*
How did you find out about that?
You can't tell anyone!
Look, uh, I'll make it worth your while!
A lifetime supply of tuna!
Deal?
Oh.
You're good.
You're VERY good.
Oh, there you are!
It's always weird when these shadow clones don't vanish.
Ruby: Ah! I feel so much better! You're the best!
Weiss: You're the worst.
Blake: What's going on?
Jaune: OH, MY, GOSH, Blake, I have SO many girl problems!
Oh, good thing you're such a great listener.
Blake: Uh..
Ruby: OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY OH HE NEVER ACTS LIKE THIS
Cinder: No, it's completely fine! He's just a little grumpy today. Mine is usually so sweet. Ruby:I should not have taken him for a walk. It's just he's been stuck inside all day today. I'm so sorry!
Ruby: Oh, hehe...
Ruby: He looks very sweet!
(Quietly) ZWEI, don't embarrass me!
Ruby: Good boy, Zwei!
Ready...
FETCH!
Roman: Oh, Little Red, Little Red,
Laugh while you can,
Because, ROMAN TORCHWICK IS BACK IN TOWN!
Mwu-hahahahhahahaah!
You thought you could just move into a spinoff comedy series and leave ME behind?
GUESS AGAIN! I will have my revenge!
This time, things are gonna be different!
Neo... it's time to destroy those meddling kids once and for all!
(Neo nods very loudly) And their stupid dog, too.
PREPARE THE DEATH RAY!
Roman: Urgh, right, don't be a showoff.
MY HOUR OF VICTORY IS AT HAND!
Neo,
Load the highly-explosive dust crystals!
Ruby: ZWEEEEIIIIII!?
Where'd you go, Dummy!?
Roman: SHOO! Come on!
Get outta here, your mangy mutt!
What?
NO! Nononono!
This isn't your stupid stick!
Ugh! AHH! Wee-AH!
Uh huh-huh-huh...
Good... stupid doggy!
Stay.... heheh...
Ruby: Ah, Zwei! Hey you found a stick!
Good boy!
Come on, let's go for a walk!
Roman: AAAAAAAAAAGH
I.... can't feel my legs!
Neo, how do I look?
Ruby: Click here, if you wanna wear some stuff with us on it!
And click here, if you wanna watch some stuff with us on it!
Cuz, y'know, more of us! Duh!
We're awesome!
(Rooster Teeth animation theme)