From getting pantsed in a Wal-Mart to screaming during a flute solo, the Planet Dolan Crew
re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the most embarrassing
things our parents have done.
I’m Doopie and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by Bangtangirll709 Princess Proton
Princess Proton was in a store with her mom when she saw one of her friends from school.
She went up to her friend and left her mom to shop alone for a few minutes.
Just then, she heard a store announcement say, "Attention all shoppers, can Princess
Proton come to the woman's section to tell her mother what brand of pads she uses?
Thank you very much."
Princess Proton was already embarrassed, and she later learned that even more people she
knew were also at the store.
And the announcement had used her full name.
Number 9 was Submitted by letsplayCloudAids Ladybot
When Ladybot was seven, she had a weird rash on her chest that was pretty embarrassing.
But when she went to a family reunion, her mom announced to everybody about the rash.
Her relatives were laughing hysterically, so she spent the rest of the reunion in her
room sulking and playing video games.
But even then she couldn’t escape it, because her older cousin kept popping in and asking,
“how’s your boob rash little lady?”
After the reunion, Ladybot didn’t talk to her mom until she apologized.
More than a decade later, her mom still reminds her of the rash.
Number 8 was Submitted by emdrew124 Ursa Ursa had an awkward moment in the car with
her mom that would have been WAY worse if anybody else was around.
When Ursa was about 16, she was driving her mom to the store, when her mom looked looks
over at her from the passenger side and said, "Honey, I just hope you know the pull out
method doesn't work, and that's why we have you."
It was so completely out of nowhere, Ursa almost swerved into a ditch.
Number 7 was Submitted by NightShiftNinja Hellbent
Hellbent’s parents love to reminisce on Facebook about all of the weird shit that
he said when he was younger.
One of their favorite stories to tell is from when Hellbent was 9 years old.
He and his sister were playing UFC, and he yelled, "I'M GOING TO SQUAT-THRUST YOU INTO
A COMA!"
Hellbent’s dad posted the video of it to Facebook and tagged him in it.
The next day, all of his friends in high school yelled that at him whenever possible.
Number 6 was Submitted by StarBlazerM31 Cid Cid and his dad went to a bookstore, and after
a good deal of time, his dad found a book he wanted to buy.
When they got to the checkout lane, his dad leaned forward and started pointing out imaginary
flaws in the book, angling for a discount.
The girl behind the counter got this really confused look and looked at Cid for help.
Cid put his face in his hands, as this went on for a while and his dad was starting to
hold up the line.
Cid was trying to avoid being associated with him, but was unfortunately standing right
next to him.
He kept pressuring the girl to lower the price, for a whole sequence of nonsense, made-up
reasons.
Finally, Cid had enough and said, "Dad, I work in retail, remember?
This isn't the Grand Bazaar.
You can't haggle prices at a retail store.
Either buy the damn book, or let's get out of here and stop wasting this poor lady's
time!"
He scowled at Cid and begrudgingly paid for the book.
Number 5 was Submitted by DonaldMcCecil Grgak One time, Grgak was playing an online game
with a bunch of people.
He knew they were in the chat, but didn't have microphones.
His mother noticed he had a hot mic and proceeded to say, directly into the microphone: "Hey
Grgak, when you're done, can you sort the clean and soiled undies?
Then, could you help me find my bra?"
Of course, she didn’t actually need any of those things, she just did it to embarrass
him… and he had no convincing way to explain it away.
He decided the easiest course of action was just to quit the game and start a new group.
Number 4 was Submitted by 3clipseAngel Melissa Melissa used to be in band and played the
flute in 6th grade.
In their performance, some people were assigned a solo randomly from the teacher.
Melissa was very shy and nervous to play in front of so many people, so she was hoping
that she wouldn’t get picked… but she did.
On the day of the performance, she got over her nerves, and actually performed her solo
really well.
But just before she finished, her mother stood up and started screaming, “Woooooo!
That’s my baby right there!
Knock ‘em dead pumpkin!
After this you’re getting a well-deserved Happy Meal!”
To this day, her friends haven’t let her live it down.
Number 3 was Submitted by Plankgamer_69 Zaraganba Once, Zaraganba was at Walmart with his girlfriend
and a few of her friends, having a good time.
What Zaraganba didn’t know was that his dad was also at Wal-Mart.
He never even saw him there before he ran up and pantsed Zaraganba, getting not only
his pants but his underwear too.
Everyone laughed at him, as he looked down to see his pants and underwear on the floor.
Zaraganba hurried to put his pants back on and walked away.
He still gets teased about it.
Number 2 was Submitted by That_Hecker_00001 Pringle
When Pringle was in 6th grade, his mom was picking him from school.
She pulled up and waited for Pringle to leave his classmates and start walking over to the
car.
Then she rolled down the window and started yelling, “Hey, it’s my beautiful baby
boy!
Get in, get in!
We have to go to your Uncly-Wuncly’s house!
OH, AND HEY!
YOU DIDNT NEED MORE THAN 4 CONDOMS RIGHT?
I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR GIRLS!”
Pringle assumes this was the result of his mom catching him masturbating a few days earlier.
Number 1 – What’s the most embarrassing thing my parents did?