[ Cheers and applause ]
-Our town presents itself like so many other small towns --
safe, decent, innocent.
Get closer, though.
You start to see the shadows underneath.
-Guys, guys, check it out.
Charlie's gonna kick the football.
[ Light laughter ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You're not gonna take that football away, are you, Luce?
-You're just gonna have to trust me, Charlie.
[ Snoopy barks ]
-Snoopy, I got this.
♪♪
-Oh! -[ Laughs ]
-Ohh!
-This is definitely going on Instagram.
[ Shutter clicks ] -Lucy! Schroeder!
-Peppermint Patty, Marcie, what's wrong?
-It's Linus. [ Suspenseful music plays ]
-Peppermint Patty and Marcie had gone to the pumpkin patch
to wait for the Great Pumpkin.
But what they found was Linus Van Pelt,
cold, alone, and anything but great.
[ Laughter and applause ] -[ Vocalizing ]
-Good grief. [ Light laughter ]
[ Electronic version of "Linus and Lucy" plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I can't believe my idiot brother's dead.
-Don't worry, Lucy. I've got a plan.
-You have a video of the killer? -Online forensic evidence?
-Even better -- I wrote a song about it.
Check it out.
[ Air horn blows ] [ Techno music plays ]
♪ Linus is dead, and we're all really sad ♪
[ Air horn blowing ]
-Wow, Charlie, that song is, like, uh, so good.
-You're not gonna perform it at the Fall Formal, are you?
-That's a great idea. [ Chuckles ]
Thanks, Schroeder. [ Footsteps ]
-What up, buttholes? -[ Coughs ]
-Hey, Pen. -Hey, Pen.
-What are you skid marks crying about --
that loser Linus?
That guy was gross.
[ Sniffles, snorts ]
[ Clears throat ] -Oh, God!
[ Light laughter ]
[ Stomach rumbles loudly ]
[ Laughter ]
Oh.
B-T-dubs, Chuck,
Miss Othmar wants to see you, says it's super urge.
[ Suspenseful music plays ] [ Light laughter ]
[ School bell rings ]
-Miss Othmar?
It's me -- Charlie.
We need to talk.
What we did this summer was wrong.
You're a teacher -- I'm a student.
-Wah wah wah wah wah wah. [ Laughter and applause ]
-But we were in the pumpkin patch when Linus was killed!
We have to tell someone!
-Wah wah wah wah wah wah.
-You are so turning me on right now.
-Charlie Brown!
How could you?!
-Lucy, wait!
♪♪
Lucy, come back!
[ Laughter ]
-My brother is dead, and you're making out with some teacher?
-It's not what you think.
-I heard what you said.
You were there the night Linus died.
-You have -- I'm sorry.
Can you just back up like a foot?
-Oh, yeah.
-Just -- Just give me a little...
-You were there that night.
You need to stop acting like such a blockhead
and tell everyone the truth.
We're not little kids anymore, Charlie Brown.
We're 16 years old.
-Yes, we're both 16 years old.
[ Laughter ]
-I don't have time for this.
Have fun at your stupid dance.
I'm outta here.
♪♪
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, hey, Franklin.
-Oh, hey, Charlie Brown. What's wrong?
-My best friend's dead, his sister hates my guts,
and I'm having an affair with my teacher.
You now, the uge.
I wrote a song about it. You want to hear it?
Ah, it's pretty cool.
-♪ Linus is dead, and we -- ♪
-Rats.
-Look, Charlie Brown,
moping around about Linus won't bring him back.
You got to keep living your life, man.
-Thanks, Franklin.
That's what I needed to hear.
Now, let's get to that fall formal.
We got a show to put on.
[ Footsteps ]
-Why am I the only black person in this town?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Indistinct conversations ]
-[ Vocalizing ]
♪♪
-Guys?
[ Feedback whines ] Guys?
[ Conversations stop ]
Look...
[ Sighs ] I know it's been a rough...
eight hours,
but...
♪♪
...we don't know who killed Linus.
But I swear that we won't stop
until we find out who did it.
As long as we've got each other
and my music,
I think we're gonna be okay.
Now...let's turn things up a notch.
[ "Linus and Lucy" playing ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-They danced all through the night,
trying their best to regain the innocence they had lost.
But little did they know things would never be the same,
because, under the surface, this town was nuts.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Indistinct conversation ] [ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Uh-huh.
-What are they doing?
Is that, like, dancing?
-This is very weird.
-It's crazy.
So crazy, I actually just wrote a song about it.
Do you guys want to hear it? -No.
-No! -No!
-No.
[ Applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]