You got the money?
You sure this is gonna make it to Cleveland?
Ad said "as is"
It's all there
she's all yours
We got a bus! Ahhh!
We're a political satire shows so of course we wanted to go to the Republican
National Convention,
unlike most Republicans, and last week it just came to me --
why not make the journey from New York to Cleveland by bus?
Everyone's got a bus but hardly anyone has Herman Cain's bus
plus it'll be such a great team building exercise for the sharpest staff in late night
They are so psyched.
What is that smell?
It smells like cheese got chlamydia
Some say Trump is a great negotiator but nobody could
have gotten a better deal on this sweet ride. Who's ready for 500 miles of fun?
They're already on the bus. Okay. It's gonna be amazing!
Awww, duck-duck-ducky-ducky!
Woo-hoo Cleveland, here we come! Okay, road trip!
Who brought all these blazers?
I think these are all Sam's
Where's my bag?
I think it's under these blazers.
Nope, just more blazers.
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Don't be shy!
Take one down pass them around, 99 bott--
Everybody sit while the bus is in motion!
Where do I know that guy from? He must drive my casino shuttle
I thought I knew everything about elections, but 2016? We're in uncharted
territory
I'm like Lewis and Clark but on an interstate
I don't know what those guys were complaining about travel is awesome
are you having fun Ashley?
No
Me too!
some call Pennsylvania flyover country but you can't talk to voters from an
airplane and what better place to do it than the oldest gas station in America
It's in Altoona.
Reighard's gas station in Altoona.
A lot of people think that Pennsylvanians are just, you know, snobby Republicans but we're not, we have two
different sides to us, I mean a lot of us want to see Hillary in office
You are a battleground state for the first time since Gettysburg. You're the belle of the ball.
Let me spin you. Let me twirl you. (singing) Ladadadeedadah
I'm a Trumpette.
You're a Trumpette.
We want Trump to to trumpet all over the world and help us put this country back together
Ok.
Sometimes we all need a little startling alarm to wake us up
So he's like America's alarm clock.
He's kinda like America's alarm clock.
Ding ding ding!
Buh buh buh buh buhhh, get out of our country! We don't want you here!
Youuuu Mexicans!
Ohhh, okay. Well.
(singing) La da da dee dah dah
You're a beautiful, special princess
You're a first-time voter!
Yes I am.
In this election!
Yeah!
Are you so excited?
Really excited.
Oh my gosh, what are you gonna do? Who's it gonna be?
I have no idea.
Pennsylvania is a big state,
it's going to take two blonde women to cover it, so I sent my friend Allana to the
Mason-Dixon County Fair
Hey Sam, yeah, I'm here, just washing some tiny horses
I don't know anyone could ride these things
I voted for Trump.
I'm still leanin' Trump.
It's definitely gonna be Donald Trump.
I don't really see him as a racist in my point of view
just because of people I know that consider themselves racist
He's not going to go start a war I mean, well, yeah, but he'll be a little--
Maybe a Civil War
Do you know anyone of color?
Yeah.
Who are they voting for?
Um, hm... they're not voting for Trump.
I'm actually voting third party in the upcoming election, Gary Johnson.
Well, I voted Republican
She votes Democrat.
I will not vote for Hillary.
Anyone voting for Hillary?
Not that I know.
She's a woman, first of all, that really really hurts her around here because
this is a very strong Protestant white male run
I don't see it being a smart idea to put a woman in office
I don't either.
I mean, I'm I'm not sexist or anything but when it comes to making, making--
That's a pretty sexist statement.
Nooo, I mean is it's my opinion
I feel the same way he does, we don't need a woman as a president
We really don't, we're too dramatic
As a woman, I understand her point that the
pay, about this proper pay for women, but at the same time we really need to
get security like I would rather be paid less almost and have financial security for the country
But what if someone said that about you and and you're working on their truck?
Oh, they do all the time
and how does that make you feel?
I just get over it.
But do you think they're right?
I know they're not and I'll tell them that
It is what it is. I'll say do you want it done right or do you want it done wrong?
I'll do it wrong if you're gonna be sexist about it but you want it done
right I'll do it right for ya.
(Allana screaming) (SAM VOICEOVER) The voters have spoken.
hey guys what's going on?
what are you doing to my blazer collection?
Cleaning them?
(explosion)