- Hey there, everybody!
It is OM Kalen again.
Yes, today is Santa K. Let's see what good stories are
popping off today.
Here we go!
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- Tiffany Hadish confirms who bit Beyon-- oh Lord,
here we go with this again.
Honey, this really caused a stir.
Why would you bite Beyonce if nobody is going to anything?
If I was somewhere, somebody bit Beyonce, I will tell it too.
How are you just going out biting people?
Imagined I came here and bit Elle.
Baby, no.
Everybody is going to talk and I'll lose my job.
Don't bite people y'all, please.
- Okay, DeGrassi high school reunion.
I never watched DeGrassi.
Oh, this is Drake, he was in that show.
DeGrassi CS Panthers welcome back--
oh they shot a music video here.
What you're not going to do is act
like we forgot about your little clapback
that you sent back to Pusha T. Drake, we ain't stupid.
Where's the clapback, and where's the baby?
That's all we want to know.
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- Oh, this kid is too lit.
Hold on, is that his mama?
It can't be, because she doesn't have a rhythm.
But he does.
He is on beat.
[MUSIC PLAYING] Yes!
Oh, he's all lit.
He's litty titty.
This little boy has been around some black people.
That's the only way he knows-- look, he's flossing.
Actually, no, he's been watching the Ellen show.
We love a flossing.
[MUSIC PLAYING] in my bank account, yeah,
in my bank account, yeah, in my bank account.
I got one, two, three.
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- OK, here we go with the blue [beep].
Bur-- nobody goes to i-Hop for burgers.
And I'm not going to start going there for burgers.
Oh, no.
They don't even look scrum-deli-umptious.
No, I'm going to stick to pancakes, baby.
- Whose baby is that?
That looks like Asahd.
Isn't that DJ Khaled's baby?
Oh Lordy, oh, he fell belly first.
That would hurt.
How is your head not coming out for air?
Is this baby some kind of fish?
He got gills, I don't know how he isn't breathing.
Wow, that boy is a mermaid.
- What song is he listening to?
Oh, oh, you better dance.
I usually dance like this, but it's only
when I'm listening to Beyonce.
All I know is they should be clapping,
because that is kind of disrespectful for this man
to give you all a free show and you all didn't appreciate it.
Shame on you!
- What are micro-freckles?
Girl, the lies you tell.
Girl, it looks like you got a whole bunch of black heads
on your face that need to be popped.
You've got a lot of nerve.
Girl, if you weren't born with freckles,
you need to leave them alone.
Absolutely not.
There is a limit to this plastic surgery y'all, we are sick.
Sick!
- You better get your trash can!
- Get your trash can?
What is going on?
Hold on.
Why is there-- oh, oh, the car pulled it out.
No, he's just getting that trash can out of his truck.
That's his trash can.
Who steals trash cans?
That is real trifling.
You're really nasty for that.
Well, now how are you going to put that in the car?
That thing is humongous.
That's not going to fit.
Uh-uh.
You should have rented a U-Haul.
Ain't nobody got time to be chasing no trash.
Oh, oh, y'all get that?
That's a motto in life.
Don't you be out here chasing no trash.
Um, look at me blessing the children.
Amen.
Oh Lord, oh, oh, it's got liquid flying out.
The devil is a liar.
Oh, I rebuke it in the name of Jesus.
I can only ima--
oh, good God.
That got all up in her mouth, Jesus.
Girl, there is no mouth wash that's powerful enough.
Baby, I can't-- when you got to go, you got to go.
- Girl, why you got your head in between her legs?
Oh, no, absolutely not.
Uh-uh, she is straddled on her back.
Girl, her booty in your fa-- oh, oh no,
this cannot be comfortable.
This is not fashion.
We do not wear humans.
On a positive note, their core strength was impeccable.
So I need to know what their workout
routine is, cause you know, I just started in the gym, baby.
I commend you on that core strength.
You are goals.
- Are you kidding me?
Baby, why would I want to get a glitter coffin?
I'm dead.
It doesn't matter what I'm buried in.
Honey, the only way that I would want some glitter on my coffin
is that if in the afterlife, I better
be shot into the glory, honey.
You better transfer it into my body and have me gleaming.
- All right y'all, that's all that I've got for you today.
You know, this weekend is the MTV Movie Awards.
I hope you're tuning in.
I will be at MTV and doing a Facebook Live Watch,
so please tune in.
But anyway, I'll see y'all later.
I've got to go personal training.
I can barely move now, I don't know how I'm
going to survive this tonight.
Oh Lord, oh Jesus.
I'm just going to sit here.
Can somebody call me a hunk to carry me out, please?
Thank you.