Chris, it looks like you're struggling to paint.
How can you tell?
It says it all right here.
[sigh] You can always read me like a painting, Chris.
I'm Tom. You're Chris.
I'm not following you...
I'm not following you... on Twitter.
-Chris, I'm going to teach you how to paint. -Why?
Because I want to build the only kind of ship that doesn't sink.
-The Titanic. -No, a friendship.
Also, the Titanic did sink.
Impossible.
-Chris I want you to paint me. -Done.
Show me.
That is a shoe. You have painted a shoe.
Damn, it must be this brush!
-Try again. -Done.
Show me.
I imagined you being Chinese this time...
That is still a shoe, yet somehow more racist.
-Damn this xenophobic brush! -Only a bad workman blames his tools.
Ha! Why not a work...WOMAN?
Now is not the time for feminism, Chris.
WHEN WILL IT BE TIME, TOM?
Try...again.
Show me.
This is the alphabet, Chris.
Hnnrrggh, it's just so hard, Tom!
You've got to believe in yourself, Chris!
Can't. I can't do it, Tom. I can't.
[whispering] Believe.
Yes...okay...
I love it!
I loathe it.
I...loaf it?
I...actually, that's pretty good.
He's thinking about the Holocaust!
Haha! Now I hate it.
DAMNIIIIITTTTT.
What...is...this?
It's...nothing! It's... It's just a work in progress.
Finish it...
It's done.
Chris...
What did I tell you about feminism?!
Tom, I do not respect your misogynistic criticisms.
-I'll kill you, Chris -Not if I kill myself first.
Two can play at that game...
Any leads?
Only these.
They must have painted their killers before they died.
So we're looking for a centaur, an anti-semitic cat,
and the alphabet.
My god...
...they're back.
Hey, you! So that was a video!
I hope you enjoyed it and you should check out my last two videos over here.
Or you could subscribe to my channel Crabstickz!
It's like what Tom does, but a bit... a bit lighter!
I mean...you don't HAVE to.
Tell them to subscribe to my channel, Tom!