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Incy Wincy Spider took the soldier out
why do I have to be teamed up with this
imbecile Oh cheer up misery guts he got
a laugh I do not laugh please sir
well Widowmaker that's about to change
watch this now that's what I call don't
rely warfare see nothing all right let
me try that again
yes you could say his head became a
banana split
tough crowd
what do you get when you cross Winston
with me guns uber boom Beauty killed the
Beast
guns out for marina time to switch up I
shot the sheriff rusty
gunshots and chill looks like a shot
myself in the face
oh come on nothing
Oh denied aah
guess I missed my widow no way I could
do better
looks like you know
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order order prosecution will now state
their case
ladies gentlemen onyx I am here to bring
the most vile and terrifying Beast to
justice her don't say hi to her this
girl is an evil ice queen says the guy
with a skull face it's true he does have
a skull for a face see I do see me where
did you get those boots they're adorable
thank you please she might act all
innocent she's innocent well case closed
no she might act innocent but I assure
you
under the cutesy exterior lies a
ruthless savage that will slay us all oh
you think I'm cute shut up
Oh Reaper loves me Reaper love
call exhibit a mais weapon is Opie I
thought you said it was Exhibit A I mean
it's overpowered it creates ice walls
that are effectively immune to damage so
she's able to recover health unfairly
observe you there shoot heroes I meant
after I put up the ice wall okay
now shoot forget it
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Your Honor a weapon this powerful throws
everything out of balance and shouldn't
exist in our world so I call for may to
be banned forever may I have but one
question is that a snowflake keychain
dangling off of it that's so cute
guilty as charged you're free to go
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you won't get away with a surprise party
where's the cake or is this a different
kind of party
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silence Sabra I design no constraints
and you're not leaving until I say so
now admit what you did I have done a lot
of bad Dean's today and it's not even
lunchtime yet so you're gonna have to be
more specific
you're the one who leaked to lure
embarrassing secrets the Omni leaks they
are nearly you keep saying it like I
know why that is the Omni leaks like how
everyone knows mercy only helped Genji
because she has a huge crush on him I
hey that's why she gave him a killer
butt my butt is a killer
what did you do
shut up Lucio you're the one who has
been recording people by his music
without their permission
Shh no I don't what can I go now
not until you confess
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so do you have an embarrassing secret
too huh of course not
Reapers afraid of air conditioning what
no I'm not sucked away like some kind of
angry genie no way I do better in one of
those Ghostbuster trapped in a vacuum
cleaner forget it
well tracer apparently abuses her
chronal accelerator to get out of
arguments with her girlfriend where
perhaps if I commit some fruit to my
butt I can restore honor tray sir you
shouldn't be using your abilities so
selfishly oh yeah well you're the one
growing secret Elango genetically
modified bananas it's uh a science
experiment sounds like lunch you're not
gonna eat us are you papa
no no no just get back in the sandwich
with the rest okay I love you papa
curse you oppressors butt
bill this was a waste of time at least I
don't waste all my time going to
Disneyland with my Disney Passport
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so what I am just migth in you scared of
those two yes I wish this was all my
fault because this is so funny
ah forget this let her go
fine Winston what's the password for
this thing
oh it's a password
what password the same I use on every
electronic device and computer I own so
anyone could have just logged onto your
computer and leaked our secrets well not
without the password I'm gonna kill him
some bras dropped us in the room oh no
we're trapped with my chiller but
somebody opened the door it's locked
Haley tried password can I tell him now
I'd really like to kill him focus you
can do this no I didn't start this war
but I'm damn well gonna finish it
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soldier 76 I've got you in my sights
oh hi jack what's nice beyond the cons
she's upstairs playing those games of
hers
so I'm all suited up and ready to roll
instead somebody father's sweet override
codes real Shanda SH Jack coming right
up
all right let's see here's some Jack we
really need standby Lena I'm turning
your volume up we've lost audio
standby
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is my but still a killer
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look at it and tell me the truth yeah
sure it's still a killer but not that I
would know I mean it's not like I'm an
expert on guys butts or anything like
that
bollocks we've lost HQ comms must be
scuppered check on the book
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how to turn friends on how to get
friends turned on now 60s I meet soldier
night and zexif are you well jack
why friends silent the fool thinks he's
on Google LMAO haha
classic thin dejó log this will fix
everything Jack trust me oh thanks Sabra
you're so good with this gig about stuff
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do not soldier 76 step away from the
console brother bananas beard
what are you done
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I was tagging those lucio ball picnic
photos while I waited for that download
to install download
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you know that was such a lovely
afternoon you got a hand I got some
sunshine
[Applause]
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and all it takes is two fellas grunting
in a tent and suddenly no one takes
cowboy seriously anymore
Jessie did you hear that
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