AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME
FOR.
IT'S WEDNESDAY, YOU ARE
CLOSE TO THE WEEKEND BUT SO FAR
AWAY.
HERE'S A FEW HEADLINES TO PROVE
YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
A FLAMINGO CREATES QUITE A STIR
AT AN AIRPORT IN SPAIN.
THIS BIRD HAS SOME CONFIDENCE
STRUTTING ITS STUFF AT THE
AIRPORT.
IT'S RUNWAY SHOW WAS GOING ON
IN FRONT OF A JET TRYING TO
TAXI.CREWMEMBER SAID THE
PLANE HAD TO BREAK TO AVOID
HITTING THE BIRD.
EVENTUALLY THE FLAMINGO GREW
TIRED OF THE LIFE.
CAPTURE THE GATOR ON CAMERA
AS HE MADE ITS WAY ACROSS THE
MAKING FOR A CRAPPY DAY FOR
COMMUTERS LITERALLY.
IN 18 WHEELER CLOSE ENOUGH
BUILD ENOUGH ANIMAL WASTE TO
CLOSE THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC.
POLICE CONTACTED THE COMPANY
AND THEY PAID A FINE.
SYSTEMIC ALLERGY SUFFERERS,
WORKERS FROM A TREE TRIMMING
COMPANY IN CHATTANOOGA
TENNESSEE CUT DOWN A LIMB OFF
OF A TREE OVER THE WEEKEND AS
IT FELL A MASSIVE CLOUD OF
POLLEN ERUPTED FROM THE TREE.
THEY POSTED THE VIDEO ON THE
FACEBOOK PAGE AND SAID IF YOU
THINK YOUR ALLERGIES ARE TRYING
TO KILL YOU.YOU WOULD BE
RIGHT.
THE POLLEN COUNT HAS BEEN HIGH
DUE TO THE WARM WEATHER BACK IN
FEBRUARY AND SAVING THE WORST
HALF A CENTURY.
HE WRITES FOR THE NEW YORKER
MAGAZINE SHARED HIS
PREDICAMENT, THE TWEET INCLUDES
A SCREEN GRAB OF HIS DISABLE
IPAD WHICH RECOMMENDED HE TRY
ACCESSING A 25 MILLION MINUTES
IN RICE.
BECAUSE THAT WILL HELP.
THAT SEEMS TO SOLVE EVERY
ELECTRONICS ISSUE.
SCHEMATICALLY POLLEN ONE, I
DON'T SUFFER FROM ALLERGIES BUT
YOU DON'T AT ALL?
THIS YEAR HAS BEEN TOUGH.
IT'S NOTHING I WOULD NOT SAY
I HAVE ALLERGIES.
I NEVER DID UNTIL THIS YEAR.
MISSOURI.
THE FIRST THREE YEARS I WAS
FINE AND THEN IT HIT AND I LOST
MY VOICE FOR THREE WEEKS SOLID.
LAST YEAR I LOST MY VOICE
TWICE.
I THINK THEY ARE COMING FOR
YOUR PREY
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ALLERGIC
ALEGRE WORKED IN FLONASE.
AND THAT ENDED UP WORKING FOR
ME.
IF YOU GET TO THAT POINT.
THAT'S COOL.
I DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING
GROWING UP IN TEXAS AND I THINK
IT WAS JUST THE DIFFERENCE OF
DIFFERENT SYSTEMS HERE.
IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT IN
TEXAS.
THEY CALL IT VEGAS THROAT IS
DRY AND YOU HAVE TO STAY
HYDRATED.
THAT IS WHY CELINE DION HAD A
BIG JILLION HUMIDIFIERS TO KEEP
HER VOICE MOIST.
ALLIGATOR.
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU SEE
EVERY DAY.
BUT LOOK AT IT JUST BEING IN
NATURE.
AND HE USED SAFETY FIRST.
HE WALKED ON THE CROSSWALK.
THAT WAS CRAZY.
THEY MUST BE SMARTER THAN WE
GIVE THEM CREDIT FOR.
OR THAT WAS THE ONLY OPENING
ON EITHER SIDE.
MAY BE SO.