(peaceful opera music)
- Besides, I like to think of myself more as a pacifist.
- I'm sorry, you? A pacifist?
- Well, I may have occasionally been a little provocative.
- Ya think?
(boys laughing)
- Put a shirt on, dude.
(locker slams) (boys laughing)
I don't wanna stare at your underwear while I eat, dirtbags.
(food splatting)
You posers call this music? Please.
- Get off my stage.
(boys grunting)
(trash crashing)
- I don't know, maybe you could, like, tone it down a bit?
- Uh, No.
(sliding door rolling)
- Cameron! What a weird coincidence.
- Well, I'm here every morning,
so I'm pretty sure the only weird part is you.
- Fair enough. (laughs)
(gags) What do horses eat, anyway?
- Well, that one, Jamba, over there,
he likes Chipotle, Kili prefers sushi.
Just horse feed, hay, grass mostly.
- Well, this one must've eaten an entire soccer field.
(horse snorts)
- Well, you offered to help.
- That is rough.
- (singing) I know that you may be just a bit jealous of me.
- Yeah, it sounds like they're constipated,
but for some reason they're happy about it.
(Nisha laughs)
- Anything interesting?
- Not really.
- Well, more than 2.6 million TikTok viewers beg to differ.
(Kweller chokes and coughs)
Are you kidding me?
♪ You better shut your mouth ♪ (camera clicking)
- Kweller, what the hell are you doing?
- Just taking pictures of what the wassels
at this school throw away.
- So, now you're photographing garbage.
- Okay, come on, look, I mean,
there's a perfectly, untouched orange
next to a discarded math textbook.
I mean, it speaks volumes, right?
- Does it?
- People don't mind you just taking their picture?
- Well, it depends, sometimes I ask permission,
sometimes I don't,
but after a while you kind of develop a sense
of when it's okay to shoot,
(camera clicking)
and when to run.
(soft dance music)
She asked like she doesn't even known me.
- That's just because she's tremendously ashamed of you.
- Huh.
Hi little sis! Did you get your Lunchables?
Oh, don't forget to take your laxatives too,
doctor says you need to say regular.
- Shut up!
(both laugh)
- Oh my God.
- (singing) Just love.
- Oh my God, she's dying up there.
- Wait, Kweller, I really don't think you should go,
Kweller, this is a truly awful idea!
- (singing) You make me
- (both singing) feel like I'm living a teenage dream.
- All right, Kweller.
- (both singing) I can't sleep, let's run away
and don't ever look back, don't ever look back.
♪ I want your heart just for a minute ♪
♪ Come by and let me fill it ♪
♪ Oh you, you want my love, I want your heart ♪
♪ Just for a minute, come by and let me fill it ♪
- Ugh, come on, just come out!
- Okay.
♪ I love to love ♪
♪ I love to love, I love all the ways ♪
♪ I feel so much, I get carried away ♪
♪ I love to love, I just wanna stay ♪
♪ And get carried away, I get carried away ♪
- Wow, you are good.
- How do you feel?
- Like I just lost dancing with the stars.
(intense music)
(crowd exclaiming)
- Yes!
- Oh!
- Classic Johnny Wang move.
- Oh, wow check out "Captain Badass".
I dare you to try that again.
(crowd exclaims)
(body slams)
(crowd cheers)
- Yes! (cheers)
- I wasn't ready for that!
I need another take! Stop cheering!
♪ Upon its hanging tire ♪
♪ Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat ♪
♪ We'll take the trail marked on your father's map ♪
♪ Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight ♪
♪ Lead me ♪