is it okay that in six days time we'll
all go into a voting booth and decide
the fate of the nation by placing a
cross on a piece of paper yes it is is
it okay to say the last person to have
this much trouble putting an X in a box
was Henry the eighth's are you really
going to tell me that Henry the eighth
joke was too soon as the general
election enters what should be the
exciting stage
laughing gravy said is it okay that our
choices for p.m. are so bad I'm having
to vote for the party that I think is
the least now Boris Johnson and
Jeremy Corbyn are the least popular
leaders of recent times more people say
you've Jose Swenson in this election the
less they seem to like her as well but
here's the thing
politicians have always been mocked Mark
Twain said politicians and diapers must
be changed often and for the same reason
hundred years ago Plato said those who
are too smart to engage in politics are
punished by those who are Dumber that
was over two thousand years ago Henry
Kissinger said 90% of the politicians
give the other 10% a bad reputation and
he bombed Cambodia election is about
voting for who you think is the least
we've said it before and we'll say
it again they're not all as bad as each
other some of them are worse there was a
debate on ITV there was a ITV no BBC one
of those I think it's not Channel four
no interested I do like to work for
those channels as well now I know the
audience here you haven't seen you
wouldn't have seen cos you were here
[Laughter]
okay
there was a poll conducted by you gov
immediately afterwards to find out who
viewers thought had won this particular
debate tonight the results saying went
badly but was John Major the results
okay Boris Johnson was deemed by viewers
to have won but by 52 percent to 48
[Applause]
I mean when has that result in the
country nick master said isn't okay
parse johnson won't sit down and do an
interview with andrew niccol now after
every political leader got a grilling
from the BB c--'s and rooney all over
the past few weeks but johnson has still
managed to avoid it because we said it
before it's the ming vows analogy morris
johnson i saw something last night
saying viruses basically trying to carry
a ming vars over a freeway over a
motorway he's got he's bobbing there's
just thing sorry we've all been there
we've all done it he's got this precious
thing which is the lead he's in power
he's Prime Minister all he has to do is
just not trip not break it not submit
himself to a really tough interview and
much like Boris Johnson the Ming vars is
hollow fragile cracks under pressure and
has been handed down from generation to
generation Boris Johnson just said has
been disproved and yet he's still
spouting it in that thing of I'll say it
often enough and people will just forget
I've been he promised fifty thousand
more nurses but we know that that will
only happen if nineteen thousand are
convinced not to quit that's not the
definition of the word more also six six
new hospitals have been approved not
forty new hospitals and what I really it
was annoyed with okay I think it's
really dangerous to start singling out
news agencies whether it's the BBC or
Channel four or whoever it is as soon as
you start saying don't listen to the BBC
don't listen to the BBC who does that
sound like that sounds like don't listen
to NBC it's fake news he's he's morphing
into Donald Trump really matter what he
kind of says because it's kind of it's
not gonna stick to him not call Ben
seems can't kind of you know petrow self
was quite moral so everything that he
kind of pick on every little thing we've
Corbin whereas with Boris it's kind of
like you know he got a mine last seven
years ago it was like hanging from a zip
wire
yeah like waving flags and you just go
yeah and now he's Prime Minister and
it's just they've accepted he's just a
bit of a helmet
Jeremy Korman isn't winning people over
the way he did in 2017 the anti semitism
AG of allegations continue to follow him
and while some people say it's all just
a smear campaign when those allegations
are coming from Labour MPs from the
Jewish labor movement and from the chief
rabbi
you can't just discount them Sandra said
is it okay that Corbin got pissy with
Phil and Holly on Tuesdays this morning
yeah Jerry Cohen got a bit of a grilling
about the anti-semitism from Philip
Schofield and Holly Willoughby he did
apologize but not before a little bit of
trade
snarkiness announced this week he won't
be using the Prime Minister's country
residence checkers if he becomes Prime
Minister instead he said he will give it
to the homeless but here's the thing he
can't because there's a there's a line
of succession you can't just go I'm
gonna give this to the homeless it has
to go first with the Chancellor in the
Foreign Secretary then it goes down to
the US ambassador to the UK what just
the vision of him giving it away to the
homeless that somebody asked him for
change you society so I've only got
this country man I mean it's it's a
lovely idea yeah I get the feeling he's
gonna get two checkers and go actually
this is brilliant I mean it
feels a bit like the kind of policy you
come up with when you know you're not
going to win that's the kind of policy
is one major difference between the
parties is the way they're treating
disability now labor have devoted an
entire section of their manifesto to
disability issues they tweeted a
disability pledge this week Boris
Johnson on the other hand has promised
Social Care would be at the top of his
agenda and yet it wasn't mentioned once
in his manifesto and look while we're
talking disability one Tory candidate
has caused quite a stir overnight and
prompted a lot of use at OK's but not
only that I got a direct message from a
British Paralympian saying please for
the sake of us disabled people discuss
this tonight on the last leg so here's
what happened Sally Ann Hart was talking
about a report that suggested people
with learning disabilities could be paid
less than minimum wage as a way of
enticing companies to employ them now
she backed this up by saying paying some
people with learning disabilities less
than minimum wage was fine because they
don't understand money
the Tories I would have cut benefits
yeah but her camp is like pay disabled
people left less I can imagine she
celebrates Christmas by kicking away
Tiny Tim's crutches yep I think yeah I
mean she is she gonna she could be an MP
yes
I'd say if she thinks that about people
learning to screw tease people with her
views she'd be paid no money that is how
it should work
well there's every chance to
[Applause]
Sally Owen Hart says her comments were
taken out of context she apologized for
any offence caused but if you're
representing the party that is seen as
symbolizing privilege and wealth it is
not a good look to say that someone
scrambling to make ends meet doesn't
understand money if anything that person
knows exactly about money I'd suggest
that if you belong to a party in which
one of your MPs was born into a mega
rich family was raised by their nanny
then married someone even richer and now
lives on a country estate maybe they
don't understand money now look we keep
banging on about how important it is to
vote but there is a this that I've said
it before there are 11 seats in the
country that had less than a hundred
seat majority eight of those seats have
less than 50 votes separating the top
two parties now according to Boris
Johnson the whole reason this election
was called is because Parliament is in
the balance this is your chance to tip
it one way or the other and I think we
all agree something needs to change
you