In a world full of violent black thugs.
Innocent white people are being "VICTIMIZED" and "ATTACKED"
That's right because if you trying to steal their money you will be "ATTACKED" by these violent criminals
"STOP IT'S A PRANK STOOOOP STOP STOP STOOOP"
This poor white man innocently helping himself with gasoline.
"IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!"
"IT WAS ONLY A PRANK" *BACKGROUND NOISES* IT'S A PRANK IT'S A PRANK IT'S A PRANNK!!
And what happens when you try to steal from a white man?
Could you put extra mayonnaise on that? I love that. Thank you so mu-
Hey, excuse me sir that phone belongs to me.
Excuse me, I just wanted to check the time.
May I have my phone back?
Absolutely, thank you.
Thanks a lot, buddy.
Isn't it great being white?
Perfect utopian society!
"And black people wonder why racism is still alive and well."
But hey, it's not about race, right?
This is pranks that incidentally happens for no apparent reason.
IN THE HOOD.
Not to target black people specifically,
but it just so happens that everyone will do pranks as black.
IN THE HOOOOOOOD
[h3h3 intro theme song]
[Michelle Obama] Wow, Ethan, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you.
What's goin' on guys? This is DENNISCEE TV.
And today, we're steppin' on Jordans in the hood.
Hey guys, this is DENNISCEE TV.
And we took the train over here from New Jersey.
My parents have a really nice place there, really beautiful neighborhood.
And we goin' to be spending the day in the hood making fun of poor black people.
My parents have a big penthouse in Manhattan.
But sometimes we come to the slumps to make fun of the poor black people.
Hah hah
[Beep]
Don't-
IT'S A PRANK!
It was a prank. Okay, what's the prank actually 'cause…
You did- you stepped on his shoe, so what was the prank exactly?
That, uh, you stepped on his shoe there.
So you did- you pranked him.
And you-
See what you-
Hmm.
It was— It was a prank. It was a prank.
Fuck, this guy's just wandering around—
[Hila] Bobo
It's Bobo, dude!
Wow, Bobo's back from the darkness
Hey yo my man.
Are you here gettin' chips and shit Doritos.
I think you need to go.
Look at his titties!
[Snap, Snap, Snap]
Welcome back, dawg, dude, good to see you, dude, missed you.
Droppin' for Bobo.
Hey, excuse me man.
Yo, those are nice shoes, where'd you get those?
Those are nice shoes, where'd you get those?
Let's see him try to claim this was a prank.
Those are nice shoes, where'd you get those?
BIIIIIIIITCH!
Mine if I step on them?
F*ck
Yo Yo Yo
It was a prank, dude! Don't over react!
If I'm just walkin' around my fuckin'…
ten-year-old Vans falling apart, and somebody did that.
Y'know, I wouldn't fight him, 'cause I'm- baby!
Um, and um- will get my ass beat, you know.
But I would want to, if I was a big black guy, dude?
I would fuckin'— I would throw it down! Dude, on someone like that.
I'd like to be tough in my mind, even though I'm a little baby in real life.
Can you please apologize for stepping on my shoe? I find that very disrespectful!
But in my mind, I'm just like—
But these guys are actually those big scary black guys.
If that was me, I'd fuck this guy up.
No question about it.
No question 'bout it.
Yo yo, it's a joke, it's a joke, it's a joke! It's a joke, it's a joke, it's a joke, it's a joke,
I'm jokin', yo, please don't hurt me.
You savages!
Can you not take a joke? Am I not human,
Am I not entitled to tell a joke in the form of physical assault and damage to your property?
Hey Hila, do you want to hear a funny joke?
[Hila] Yeah
Yeah? Check it out
[Hila] What?
Did you get it?
[Hila] No?
What- What the hell? It's a good joke! [Hila] STOP IT!
What's your problem, dude?
[Hila] STOP BREAKING OUR SHIT!
Stop being so sensitive, dude, I'm just making a joke!
[Hila] What the hell?
What the fuck? Hila?
Don't be such a sensitive whining baby, dude! I'm just trying to make a joke.
Just trying to make you laugh.
Fuck you, dude.
[Hila] What's the joke?
It's a joke, It's a joke, I'm jokin', yo, please don't hurt me, don't hurt me, don't hurt me.
Now that you're getting your ass beat, it's a joke?
No, dude!
Meanwhile, his friend is just like-
Watching his friend get fucking murdered.
We're gonna make millions, dude!
[Ethan Klein cough™]
You gonna get the fu*k outta here.
Alright. Alright.
It's a joke, man.
These guys are just like: "What?"
They're just like: "What just happened?"
"What just happened?"
"Why did this guy do this?"
They don't wanna fight him.
They didn't wanna get into this situation. What the fuck was that, man?
Yo-
Yo man-
Yo, those shoes are sick, where'd you get them?
Yo, those shoes are dope, where'd you get them?
He's just like: Dawg-
You're gonna step on my shoes, aren't you?
Those shoes-
Um, do you mind if I step on them?
No
No? Come on, just one step man.
It was a joke! It was a joke!
His friend's getting his ass beat too.
[screaming] Stop! Stop! AH! fuckin' stop! It was a prank! STOP! Stop!
Sounds like prison rape, dude, the way he's screaming: "It's a prank."
"HELP!"
"HELP ME!"
"Somebody white, please come help me!"
"I got in the hood."
"I toast- try to steal some black dude's phone."
"And now he's beating me up."
"Why is this happening?!"
You know, these guys get their ass beat
by black guys so often, I'm starting to think they must get off on those or something.
Hang on, one sec.
Hila, enhance that image.
This that a fucking—
This guy is pitching a tent, dude!
Look at that, dude, that guy is fully fucking torqued, man.
That's not an accident, than's not a crease, dude.
This guy loves it, man.
I guess that makes sense, after all, their channel name is:
"COCK TV"
Right?
Look at this, just put a "C" here, it says cock, it says COCK TV.
♫ I gotta testify ♫
♫ come up in the spot looking extra fly ♫
♫ For the day I die ♫
♫ I'mma touch the sky ♫
♫ Gotta testify ♫
♫ come up in the spot looking extra fly ♫
♫ For the day I die ♫
♫ I'mma touch the sky ♫
♫ Back when they thought pink polo's would hurt the Roc ♫
♫ Before Cam got the shit to pop ♫
♫ the doors was closed ♫
♫ I felt like Bad Boy's street team ♫
♫ I couldn't work the Lox (locks) ♫
♫ Now let's go ♫
♫ Take 'em back to the plan ♫
♫ Me and my momma hopped in the U-Haul van ♫
♫ Any pessimists I ain't talked to them ♫
♫ Plus, I ain't have no phone in my apartment ♫
♫ Let's take 'em back to the club ♫
♫ Least about an hour I would stand on line ♫
♫ I just wanted to dance ♫
Kanye West - Touch The Sky (h3h3 remix)