..for treason by the Knight's court
in the French town of Larroquette,
I watched as my mentor, the Marquis Post's head
rolled from the guillotine to my very feet,
thinking, "This has ruined a perfectly good opera."
Lillian, this afternoon was so pleasant.
We'd love to induct you as a fully vetted member
of Newport's very own Clam Bake Club.
Are you familiar with our organization?
Am I familiar with your organization?
It's only the most prestigious mollusk-based social group
in all of North America.
We put those insufferable dunderpates
in the Portsmouth Scallop Society to shame.
I would love to finger clams with you two.
Well, then, looking forward to it.
Doors.
[vocalizing]
[upbeat music]
♪ I knew it all along ♪
♪ This is my destiny ♪
♪ I finally have it all ♪
♪ And no one deserves it more than me ♪
♪ The bottom 1% of the top 1% ♪
♪ Is the loneliest place for a girl ♪
♪ But I'm the piece of sand who's gonna irritate the clam ♪
♪ Until I turn into a pearl ♪
♪ I was on the outside, now I'm not ♪
♪ It's time to show Newport what I've got ♪
♪ See this face? You're gonna see it a lot ♪
♪ It's exactly where I was meant to be ♪
♪ I can finally say ♪
♪ "Hi, society" ♪
♪ The bottom 1% of the bottom 1%
♪ Is just fine with me ♪
♪ Because I got a letter and my life will get much better ♪
- ♪ When I work at a factory ♪ - Hey!
♪ I thought it was hopeless I was wrong ♪
Get out of the way, Blanche! This is my song!
[vocalizing]
Well, now I forgot what I was even singing about.
[groans] You're all fired!