[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Traditional dunk tanks are cool and all,
but you can't really own one and set it up in your backyard.
This Soaking Wet portable dunk tank
is the practical bit of whimsy--
[SPLASH]
--you've been looking for.
It gets you just as wet.
It's just as fun.
And it costs a lot less.
So let's raise the stakes and add a splash of fun.
I'm terrified.
I don't want to be covered in liquid ass.
All right, Jamie.
Let's take a dump on you.
This dude has no aim.
Going to take a big old dump.
Oh.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Oh.
Oh, it's horrific.
A little get in your mouth?
It's like someone pooped in my mouth.
Oh.
Pure poop.
I smell like pure poop.
Let the wind just blow me towards you.
Go downwind.
Oh gosh.
This is awful.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Got some butter coming Eric's way.
[YELLING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
Oh, that looks grosser than I thought it was.
I don't like it.
I can't open my eyes.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
I hate pickles and I hate soda.
Ben's about to be in a bit of a pickle.
Here we go.
[YELLING]
[COUGHING]
Oh.
Somebody just dumped a pickle jar on me.
Oh.
Yeah.
I feel so bad for you.
He's covered in butter and I smell like a butthole.
You smell like pickles.
What's the big "dill"?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
What is it?
Fish smoothie.
Fish guts.
I can't see.
[YELLING]
What a jerk.
I'm so glad I didn't have to do that.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
First, butter.
Now, eggs.
With some flour?
Is that what's next?
[YELLING]
It's got a fish mixed in.
That must be terrible.
Can you still smell the poop on me?
Or is it mostly fish?
You stink more than usual.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Oh god.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[LAUGHTER]
It made like a perfect little hat on your head.
You look like a nun or something.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Eric.
What?
Let's just miss and we'll gang up on Ben.
Me and you.
I can't hear you guys through the glue.
What's going on?
Miss, miss, miss.
Dang it.
Oh, come on.
Oh shoot.
That is cold.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
I need sunshine.
Look at him.
The best part was that he had a small sense of hope just long
enough to get his hopes up.
It's a terrible brain freeze.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Still smells like fish.
I'm a little worried about the glue factor with my throwing.
I'm already starting to stick when I walk just a little bit.
I really don't want any more of this stuff.
Miss.
Yeah.
The first miss.
I feel like I just got pardoned.
All right, Eric.
Soup me.
Oh.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Jeez.
It's like someone's peeing soup onto me.
Here.
I'm going to help you out a little bit.
There it is.
Was there a clog?
Yeah.
There was a little clog in there.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
No.
I don't want it.
No.
[CHEERING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[GAGGING]
Oh, that sucks.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, you bark [BLEEP].
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
I hate that stuff.
Go back to the smell box.
I hate this stuff.
Oh.
I just got a whiff.
Yeah.
It's awful.
Oh, that is awful.
And like the fumes go in your mouth.
Oh, I can taste it.
The Soaking Wet auto fills with water straight from your hose.
And when you're done, this all packs away for easy storage.
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