this is something might not know he's
got a really big crush on Anthea 10 a
job it's true yes I wasn't aware I
wasn't aware you knew that he's biggest
fantasy I think would be me and Anthea
Turner folding clothes together there's
a little knob there in a slight warmth
in your face this what is it you like
doctor I don't think this is really the
place she wouldn't let you take it to be
a name on a Sunday I coward you're gonna
have to tell Jimmy what being a mess
what's being it's one of the leading
variety stars in the country the variety
store it's a bit like if being Q home
base crude phone light
and so you go there every Sunday we
don't know honest oh we do we don't know
on a Sunday extent busy on a Sunday we
go we don't you say you can have any tea
towel you want it's Christmas so I've
got something like this was cards and
funny enough I do get a lot of Christmas
cards from celebrities because I love my
showbiz lifestyle you know I'm always
turning up everything you'll see me
there and I love just hanging around
celebs I love just love bit of show
business it's great so I've got some
cards here this was the one I got from
Piers Morgan and I'll just read that out
too and it says Sean you're right I'm a
massive prick I hate myself so it's no
wonder you hate me - merry Christmas to
you and your family my Christmas will be
miserable well I'll be ok but it won't
be much fun for my family because
they've got to spend it with me and he's
done some exclamation marks peers that's
nice
you know this one is for obviously from
you Jimmy
yeah that's your Christmas message this
year and it says too and then it just
says insert name here Merry Christmas
for mr. Jake are limited because
obviously that's tax deductible then
and and that's is aegis number for
booking and we've got all we got one
here we all know this is Jeremy Clarkson
and it says dear Sean remember me I'm
the one that does the cars can you
please read the cauda on your TV show
because you're on proper telly people
actually watch your show we're on
something could imagine PS sorry there's
no snow again that's my fault
Merry Christmas Jeremy and that's my
Christmas cards Jimmy
hany charge the numbers it's Rachel
Riley
okay this joke I will stake my
reputation on this Rachel is heavily
pregnant so let's get a move on before
someone unexpectedly slides down her
chimney you have to replace that the
hard words with like phrases that don't
scare you that's quite nice in process I
don't wanna mansplain it - you better be
fine
no bigger than a bowling ball your legs
you