- Today we're at a local reptile pet shop,
and we're taking it over!
But we're not just taking it over,
today, everyone that comes in, they get whatever
they want for free!
- Weee!
- Is this big piece of wood free?
- That's free.
- Is he free?
- That's their pet. - Can I get this for free?
- Shut up, Mike.
- Anything you want, anything you want.
- We try to socialize with everybody so that they're
ready to go to their new homes.
- That's my new pet, man.
- Looking to get this new ball python?
That's actually a blood python, right?
How much does that cost?
- He's actually on sale right now for $249.99.
- Well actually he's on sale for free.
- My guy, I get to take him home for free.
- And you're gonna need some accessories,
here's a water dish for you.
- We got the ultimate back scratcher.
- The ultimate back scratcher for me?
- You get a free snake, free bowl, free cage,
everything you need, and a back massage.
It's a win win situation.
- Cool.
(laughing)
- Look they got a Goliath bird eater.
- Hold him, hold him.
- Tried to kill me yesterday.
- Hold him, hold him.
- Sure you don't want a couple bearded dragons?
- Nah, that's enough for the day.
- Okay, okay.
- I got another one at home.
- Come back and shop anytime! All right, thank you!
- I won't eat it.
- It's free.
- Yeah but not free to eat.
Put it in his mouth.
- Look at this Burmese, it's so cute and cuddly.
I wanna take him home.
Let go of the branch.
I can't get him off the branch.
- Yeah you said he's so cute and cuddly, right?
- I lied! Shut up Jay.
- You got it, you got it.
- Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!
- Jay where you going?
- It's not that bad.
- It's actually not that bad at all.
All right so if you look at its tail, I'm gonna guess it's
a female, with how short the tail is.
- You can't tell the sex of python by the length
of its tail.
- Yes you can.
- No you can't.
- Can you just hand the snake to Brian now so he
can talk about it professorially?
- Burmese python are normal wild caught.
- [Jay] This is terrible!
- What're you talking about? It's amazing.
- [Noah] Wild caught? - [Jay] It's a wild type.
- Wild.
A wild type.
- I think there's a little granid on the sides right there.
- Where are they from?
- Burma but it's not called Burma anymore. Myra?
- Myanmar.
- Indonesia.
- Not Indonesia. Vietnam. They know so much.
- I need $20 of mealworms.
- Guess what, they're on sale today.
- Wonderful!
- $15 worth of crickets, $20 worth of mealworms,
you know how much that's gonna cost you? Zero dollars.
- What do you mean?
- Zero dollars. Everything is free.
- What? Are you serious? Thank you so much!
- So I'm here with Ryan the owner of Great Lakes Reptiles
and he of course has a white throated monitor here.
I appreciate you letting us kind of take over the store.
This place is awesome. - I appreciate it, thank you.
- And you guys may or may not know this, but Sunrise,
the albino Burmese python came from this store,
four and a half, five years ago as a baby.
So this is a cool place and it's awesome that we
get to take it over.
Is there anything that you don't want us to do today?
- No, do whatever you want.
- I love that. All right this sounds good.
We're gonna have a great time.
I'm gonna put all the links down below with all their stuff
so go pay them some love.
Take a look at this here, of course it's a little caiman.
- Don't hand it to that guy!
- No I love crocodilians but caimans are are interesting.
Listen to his little noise right there.
Hey little bud.
That is the cutest in the world, isn't it?
Now these guys of course don't get as big as alligators
and stuff like that.
They're gonna max out at about four, maybe five foot
at the very max.
Nevertheless, really beautiful animals.
Really wicked teeth when they get bigger,
and super athletic.
I mean, they will definitely bite you on the dime.
But this one is super social and absolutely awesome.
- But he's definitively talking a lot.
- [Narrator] Ahh would you look at that.
(laughing)
- Don't hand it to that guy.
- Exactly.
- Looks like we have another customer,
lets see what they want.
So what're you guys looking at today?
- I think my daughter wants one of these snakes over here.
Still need to get a set up, so.
- Well listen you came time to the right place.
This actually looks likes a banana pastel cinnamon.
Look at that. That ones beautiful too, huh?
So the thing is really good.
Today, everything is on sale.
- Wow!
- If you're ready for a snake and you think
that you can actually take care of it.
The price is gonna be free.
- Free?
- Yes free.
- Nothings free anymore.
- If you wanna pick a ball python out,
we can get you a setup, we can get you everything.
What do you think? Are you excited?
Which one do you like?
- This one.
- You like that one? That sure is a beautiful one.
Lets get you a setup. Boys!
- Just, let me help you.
- I got it!
- Let me help you.
- Mike, stop, I can do it.
- All right, go ahead.
- Mike, Mike, Mike.
- That's too thin. Bedding. Bedding.
(laughing)
- We're not trying to destroy the store today, come on.
- Ohh.
- Brain why would you bring us to such a nice establishment?
(laughing)
- I got the hide. Shh.
- Mini dome thingy-majigy. Where's the light bulb?
Over here, nope.
- Got it.
- Oh God, it's heavy.
- Careful Jay. - I got it, I got it.
- You got it? You almost dropped it.
All right so we have you guys setup for your new
ball python here.
We got a hide box, we got bedding, we got a water bowl,
we got a basking light, with a little bit of a bulb here
that's gonna keep it nice and warm.
- Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.
Is this gonna be expensive, all this?
- Ah well today it's actually very cheap,
because of course it's free.
- Free again, huh?
- It's free again. You guys are all set.
I just want you to love your snake, all right?
- Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.
- You guys have fun, all right?
- Okay.
- I can't believe this. It's your lucky day Navayah.
- Guys, come back anytime.
- Thank you so much, you guys.
I really appreciate all the free stuff.
- Bye, guys.
- He's free too. You can keep him.
He costs a lot in ice cream.
That thing is gross.
- You wanna hold it?
- No!
- Oh that's, remember when you got the baby one?
Remember that?
- I do.
- These ones are called an Indian Oriental tarantula.
- Sounds exotic.
- Well its Indian.
- All you need today are the horn worms?
Guess what? You can put your credit card away
because everything's on sale today.
And you know what the price is? Free.
- Really?
- It's all yours. Come back anytime, okay?
- I always come here. I love it.
- Awesome, well I appreciate it.
Enjoy yourself, thank you! Bye!
This is a cool moth eating boa.
It's just amazing to be in a pet shop.
I basically started my career in reptiles when I started
working at a pet shop when I was 15 years old.
So I love pet shops so being here for the day,
seeing all these amazing animals, and making a bunch of
people's dreams come true with a bunch of free stuff,
can't get any better than this.
- You looking at that monitor?
- I am. - See the price right there?
- I do, I do. And I say that looks 100% worth it to me baby.
- Yeah well it's actually free, so.
- For free? F.R.E.E. Free?
- No habla ingles?
- Oui. Si.
(laughing)
- All right, lets get this guy out.
- You wanna hold it?
- I would love to hold it.
- All right, take the lead.
- All right.
- No not you.
- Oh, oh sorry.
- No customers allowed.
Stop Jay, get your hands outta here brother.
- Wow.
- Wow. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, oh, oh, sorry.
- You haven't bought it yet.
- You're right, I haven't gotten it for free yet.
- It kinda looks like a crocodile monitor
but with blue accents, you know what that is?
- I don't, tell me more.
- Second longest monitor in the world.
- Oh my goodness.
- No big deal.
- This isn't that though.
- This is a wannabe.
- Well you know, beggars can't be choosers.
- So you wanna buy it?
- You know what, it's a bargain of a price here.
Yeah, I'm gonna take it. For free.
- All right we'll have to see if it's available but..
Are you sure you want this for free?
- I do.
- She got, she's got it.
- This is actually a...
- Dad take it, Dad.
- It has very very sharp claws.
This is an absolutely beautiful animal.
You're getting a awesome animal.
Definitely one of the cooler animals
I've seen here, for sure.
That is as cool as can be.
And you're all set? You've got everything else you
need for it?
- I do.
- I think we've got a satisfied customer.
Keep us posted on how this guy's doing, all right?
- You know it.
- All right thank you.
- Hell yes, thank you.
- Good job guys. Good sale.
- All right, just gonna take this outside.
- See ya.
- You can leave now. That was weird.
- Bye guys.
- I'm not so sure that this is a good business model,
but we're having an awesome time.
- Noah help me get this thing out.
- Six, nine, six, nine.
- There's no nine.
- Try zero, four, twenty.
- There's no zero.
- Then I don't know what the hell it could be.
- Wait can we get the caiman? It's only $800.
- Do you got $200?
- Not on me, but I got my credit card.
- You got $200?
- I'm in debt.
(laughing)
- This here's a black and white teagus.
They're from Argentina. We got one at the shop. Noah!
- Whoa, whoa.
You got it, you got it, I got the tail.
- No you're the monitor guy.
- Are you sure that's a black and white one?
- No, this is definitely a black and white teagus.
Mike, teagus fact. Go.
- This is a black and white Argentinean teagus.
- Oh my lanta! I got one.
- It's the largest lizard in South America.
- Yeah that's true actually.
You see these jowls right here?
They got strong jowls which make them buck like a crocodile.
- Did you also know that they can hold their
breath under water?
- Yeah, for like 45 minutes, right?
- I think it's 17.
- Another fact! If you don't hold your breath under the
water, you drown.
(laughing)
- Okay wait a second now.
I make all the sales today, right?
- Are you sure?
- Guess what? Sales, free today.
- Thank you much.
- No problem, tell your house snake I said hi, okay?
- Will do.
- All right thank you, bye, come again.
Of course these are cool little leachianus which are
- [All] The largest gecko in the world.
- Oh, oh I got a joke.
Why can't the chameleon change color?
- Why Mike?
- 'Cause he has a reptile dysfunction.
(laughing)
- That is stupid.
- Thinking about getting a snake today?
- Yeah.
- You like this pie?
I love pie ball pythons. This is a big one too.
Now do you have any other snakes?
- A corn snake.
- A corn snake? So you're thinking about moving up to
a ball python now, right?
- Yeah.
- All right that's awesome. This is a little boy too.
Looks like it's about maybe three years old,
and doing really well.
Do you already have an enclosure ready for it?
- Yeah.
- Do you need anything else for that enclosure?
- We have an enclosure, we just need some bedding.
- We can help you out with that.
The good news today, everything is on sale.
- Yeah, how much is it?
- Today, and today only, this would normally be about
$299, but today it's free.
- No way.
- Yeah way. What do you think? You guys ready for it?
- Yeah! - All right, lets do it.
- I heard you need some bedding.
- We could have him carry everything Noah? Come on.
- Yeah that's how you get strong.
- I got this, come on. We'll get this taken care of.
Just gonna put him in this bag so that you can carry
him home really good.
There you go, there's your bedding.
And again, zero dollars today.
- Thank you so much.
- All right, have fun guys.
- Bye!
- Come again, see ya. That's awesome.
- Bye.
We got a red euromantic lizard right here.
Look at that tail.
I never even knew there was a red euromantic.
Look at this dude. Dancing.
A face only a mother could love. What the heck is a mother.
Since we got the ornates, I've really been falling
in love with them.
I mean it literally looks like the dinosaur toys I used
to play with as a kid.
So boom, if you're getting into lizards,
you gotta get a euro.
Hey, hey Jay.
- God is that you?
- Yeah, you're gonna be rich.
- Wait, I'm gonna be who?
- Rich!
- Who?
- Rich!
- Mom!
- Can we get the baby alligator?
- No.
- Why?
- We don't need a baby alligator.
- But look how cute he is.
- It is cute, but we're not getting it Mike. Put it back.
- She's whispering sweet nothings to you.
- Put it back Mike.
- Dang.
- Oh my god, it looks so cool.
- How you doing man?
- I've really bene into monitors lately
and I've been trying to get a white throat.
- I mean, is it something that you're ready to buy?
- I've got an enclosure for it, I'm completely ready for it.
- Sounds like he knows what he's doing.
Well, I've got some really good news for you because
this is $1,000. That's a lot of money, right?
- Yeah.
- But today it's on sale.
- No way.
- Yeah it's on sale. How much do you think it's on sale for?
- Maybe half off.
- It's actually on sale for 100% off.
- No way!
- Yep, it's 100% off. Today it's free.
If you have the ability to take care of this animal,
it's 100% free. There you go.
And the big thing about these white throat monitors
is that they like a lot of variety, right?
- So don't get him like heavy meat diets.
Like a lot of people feed them to many rodents
and stuff like that. You excited?
- Yeah. So, so cool. I heard they get big as well.
- They're about the third largest monitor in Africa.
I'm sure the owner's gonna be bummed that
we're giving it away.
- God, it's so heavy.
You think he needs this for that monitor lizard?
- Jay that's not gonna fit.
You don't have an enclosure that big?
- Probably not that big.
- Jay that's giant.
- What if we put it this way?
- You think he has a five foot tall thing?
Jay, put that back. What a joker.
- He said that's five feet long, he says I over exaggerate.
- Yeah it's at least seven.
- Yeah.
- All right man enjoy yourself.
If you have any questions, give us a call.
We're happy to help you. This things gonna be amazing.
I'm so excited for you, all right?
All right, you have a good day. Thanks man.
Another satisfied customer.
That was our last customer.
We gave a ton of cool animals away,
and this is the last part of the video.
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(clapping)
- [All] One, two, three. Team!