Hey guys! I'm here with a very special guest
who rhymes with (gasp) gasp a tree
Make a noise
(woof)
Wait, what's a tree noise?
(tree noises?)
Wait I'll just come out
HEY!
It's Caspar Lee!
What's up guys
Welcome to my room
Give me a hug
We're here, yay
This is the first time I've ever actually met you in my whole life
I know
(fanboy screeching)
What
Can I just say I started watching you probably like, 6 years ago
Really?
Yeah
Aww
This is a big moment for me
Is it?
Finally on this bed, do you ever wash it?
I do wash the bed, everyone says you never wash the bed
but I put it in the washer and the dryer in the same day
Ok
Honestly
It doesn't smell
As this is the first time we've had a proper day hanging out,
like bros,
yeah
I thought I could invite you into my trusted group of true friends
I think you can join the Philliuminati
(♪ Illuminati confirm ♪)
You have to pass my friendship test first
(exasperated sigh)
I knew there was a catch
(♪ Dramatic minor chord ♪)
Phase 1
Knowledge
Cereal or cheese?
Cheese
No, just leave now
What, why?
Underwater horses or space cats?
Underwater horses
No!
What, oh my gosh!
Caspar!
I'm scared of horses and the deep sea
Honestly, I said underwater horses because we have seahorses in my hometown
Oh, ok
So they're really cute
But think of a real horse underwater going (horse impression)
Is that scary to you?
It's kinda scary
Exactly
Sea cats, space cats
Sorry, space cats!
I'm really failing!
Describe me with a noise
(Dying frog noise)
What, why is that describing me?
That sounded like a dying frog
What would you think my name was if you didn't know I was called Phil?
If you met me in a dark alley and I was like, 'hey', you'd be like he's called...
You thought something really bad
Peetrude
What?!
(Laughing)
Peetrude?!
That's not even a name!
It must be!
Peetrude
(Laughing)
What'd you want me to say, Hank?
Something cool, like Thor
Thor!
Yeah
Peetrude
AmazingPeetrude
I'm gonna change all my channel to AmazingPeetrude now
I think it's a name
It sounds like a disease
(Laughing)
Caspar draw me in 5 seconds, go!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, stop!
What is that?
It's Peetrude!
Why is my nose that shape?
I don't know
I was under pressure
and my hand slipped
What's this Caspar?
That's your hair
That's my hair?
That's really flat hair
It's very flat
I'm gonna frame that
Phase 2
Trust
Trust exercise: We've got to pop this together with one hand each
Oh no
Ok
I'm scared
I'm scared!
Push together
AAAHH
(Crying)
You used your thumb
I used the thumb as a spike
Thorn
A thorn?
Same thing
Phase 3
Reliability
Catch my baby
You caught the baby!
I did
Did I win?
You won!
Oh my god!
You protected it from falling out of a tree, CASPAR!
Well done
CASPAR
AAHHH NOOOOOOO, NOOOOO
(♪ Emotional minor strings ♪)
Oh my god
What kind of baby is this?
It's a baby blobfish
This is what happens when you get with your cousin
Yeah
It is
Do you think it's beautiful?
It is
If I was lost on a mountain,
(Laughing)
If I was lost on a mountain, do you think you would be able to find me?
Yes
So I'm gonna give you 30 seconds to find me on a mountain,
and if 30 seconds run out, I am going to be ravaged by a wolf
There's no mountain here
This is the mountain
Oh ok
This is the training exercise
Alright
Because if we go skiing together, I need to know if you're trustworthy
Ok, let's do this
Ok!
3, 2, 1, GO
1, 2, wait how long to I count?
AHH
OK, I'M COMING!
Where could he be?
(HEAVY BREATHING AND SHREIKING)
WHAT THE
OH MY GOD!!!!
PHIL
HELLO?
(DAN SCREAMING)
PHIL!!!
OH!
You didn't get to me in time!!!
WHAT?
I'm dead
Ohhh
I've been ravaged by the wolf
Fail
Caspar, we've reached the end of the quiz
I mean, you let me die on the mountain
I don't think we can be friends
I'm sorry
I just, ah... don't know what to say
I tried my best,
but I guess things don't always work out
Take my baby and leave
I don't want your baby
Take my baby!!
Oh s***!
I'm sorry
You just broke my bedroom
How did you do that with my child?
I'm really sorry
Just, go back
Go back to where you came from
Going back to South Africa right now
Can we be friends?
Yeah we can be friends, I feel bad
Thankyou
I feel so much closer to you now
(♪ Reassuring piano music ♪)
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Goodbye!