Translated by (your name here).
Previously on Mario Warfare…
Now you will all witness the fury of Bowser's army.
I swore that no one would ever threaten my country again.
Teach me how to wage a war.
Captain, we found these two snooping around outside.
There's been a shortage of new blood around here lately.
Welcome to Smash Club.
First rule of Smash Club is:
You don't talk about Smash Club.
Second rule of Smash Club is:
You DON'T talk about Smash Club.
The third rule is: if it's your first fight at Smash Club
you have to brawl.
Brawl?
I think there's been a misunderstanding.
Come on Luigi, we're getting out of here.
Where do you think you're going?
Your first night at Smash Club, you have to brawl-
Alright, fight's over.
Thanks guys. We'll see ourselves out.
Ha ha. You must be the guys that beat the Hammer Brothers.
Not bad…or was it just luck?
Let's see how well you do against a fighter like me.
Look, lady, we're really tired.
Lady!?
I think that's a dude, Mario.
What about the hair? And that skirt?
It's a tunic!
Mario, have an open mind!
I got 20 coins on Zelda.
Who said that!?
How many times do I have to tell you people!?
MY NAME IS LINK!
Mario, quit dodging!
I softened him up for you, Mario!
Come on Mario, you can do it!
It's over. We're through.
No! We're not done yet!
You haven't seen anything!
Get ready.
That was amazing, wasn't it?
The way that I swept that guy.
Good fight Mario.
Thanks.
Here's your cut of the bets.
I'm his manager. I'll take that.
Mario, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah. A few more fights, and we'll have enough coin to go home.
And restart out plumbing business.
Alright! Who's next?
You have mastered the art of combat,
but it is dangerous to go alone.
You'll need an army.
But Bowser destroyed our military.
There is a place where the greatest brawlers gather
to test their skills.
They've lost their homelands to Bowser.
Fighting is all they have left.
You'll need a new outfit.
You can't go there looking like a shyguy.
You'll need to gain their respect.
How?
By doing the one thing the Smash Club respects above all else.
Alright, listen up.
A new challenger's appeared.
And he wants the plumber.
MARIO! MARIO! MARIO….
You will defeat their champion.
Where have I seen that girl before?
Translated by (your name here).