TANNOY: The next train at platform 4
TANNOY: is the 12.37 service to Mullingar
TANNOY: Mulanígarinachanach
♩ Billie Jean is not my lover.... ♩
♩ ba ba de de ♩
♩ ba ba bahhh ba ba bow ♩
♩ BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW♩
...Hey...
♩ Da da de de da da da ♩
*Singing Billie Jean*
Yeah, yeah! Awwwww
Yeah I love the Beatles.
Sorry, the Beatles??
The Beatles yeah, big fan.
Oh well, the Beatles are great
obviously em..
Oh Sorry,
You shouldn't be on the tracks
It's very dangerous
Even if you left your pint there,
you shouldn't go down there
We always say the tracks is a
dangerous place to drink
Not for this guy...
cause he's huge, look at him
Stand up there!
Stand up there now.
Jesus Christ!
Look at this...
Look at that thing!
HE IS THE TRAIN!!
You'll have to excuse us,
we're in the middle of a very important
setup for the rest of the sketch.
Sorry, that wasn't the Beatles what i was singing there
What are you talking about that is the Beatles
No,
No, I was singing BIllie Jean by Michael Jackson
No, no you weren't
It's Hey Jude, the Beatles
♩ Hey Jude don't make it bad ♩
♩ Take a sad song make it better ♩
Hey Jude!
Judey!
Em a
Judey!
OW!
Hey Jude eveybody knows that
Okay, no, nobody knows that...
Em because,
What you did there was for some unknown reason,
you've taken the tune of Billie Jean,
and then...
I don't know why,
but you've added the lyrics of Hey Jude the Beatles
♩ Nah, nah, nah nah nah nah naaaah ♩
♩ nah nah nah naaaaah ♩
♩ Billie Jean ♩
♩ Billie Bille Bille Bille!! ♩
Sorry hi...
Sorry,
What's that song you're singing there?
Oh, I was just singing my favourite morning song
Billie Jean
That's not Billie Jean though
Okay, I don't even know you?
and yes it is Billie Jean.
That's not Billie Jean!
Everyone knows Billie Jean's like:
♩ Billie Jean du du du duh duh ♩
♩ Ah Billie Jean du du du duh ♩
♩ Ah Billie Jean! ♩
Okay, no no no
That's 'Manamana'
Thank you that's ' Manamana' by Queen
By Queen?!
Queen are you serious?
The same guys who do:
♩ Duv Duv Tish, Duv Duv Tish! ♩
♩ WE ALL LIVE
♩ IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE ♩
♩ YELLOW SUBMARINE ♩
That's 'We will Rock you'
Yes!
By the Village People
The Village People?!
It was a big hit in the 80s
No, the Village people's big hit was Y.M.C.A
Oh that's a classic
that IS good yeah
♩ Nessun dorma! ♩
♩ Nessun dorma!
♩ Hey Macarena ♩
Oh come on!
Okay, no, no,no
That's opera, Pavarotti
Oh Pavarotti, he was great in that movie
wasn't he?
"I'll make him an offer he canta refuse!"
No, no!
I loved him in "We're going to need a biggera boat"
That's Jaws!
"Painta me like one of your Frencha girls a Jack!"
"Who you gonna call a ghostabusteeeers"
Okay, no I'm sorry what is going on?
WHAT?!
Do you guys know each other or something?
No, no
Billie.
oh, Jean!
Oh come on!
Doomdah!
Hi we're foil arms and hog,
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well we are at the Edinburgh Fringe festival
we're in the middle of a 26 show run
but then, after that
We're in...
*badly delivered promo*
We're in the Dublin Fringe
Nailed it.
Zing
That's showbusiness baby
*Delirious exhausted laughter
*he's still going
We're delirious.
Eh Doomdah........