- WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. THIS IS A GAME WE HAVEN'T
PLAYED BEFORE. WE'RE GONNA LOOK AT SHOWS,
AND SOMETIMES WE DO THIS "COUNTRY SONG, COUNTRY WRONG"
AND THEY SHOW US COUNTRY SONG TITLES,
AND WE DECIDE IF THEY'RE, YOU KNOW--
OR WE VOTE IF THEY'RE REAL OR NOT.
- OKAY. - SO I HAVE NOT SEEN THESE.
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE REAL EITHER, BUT THESE ARE SHOWS
THAT HAVE BEEN ON, AND MAYBE THEY'RE--OR ON,
AND MAYBE THEY'RE REAL, MAYBE NOT.
- OKAY. - THERE'S A SHOW--
AND THIS ONE'S CALLED "ASSAULTED NUTS."
- CALLED WHAT? "ASSAULTED NUTS?"
- "ASSAULTED NUTS." LIKE, IF YOU ASSAULT SOMEONE.
- NO. - YEAH?
- I SAY NO. - BUT--OKAY.
NO--I'LL SAY YES. - OKAY.
- OKAY. - NOW WHAT?
- WE'LL SEE IF IT IS.
- WHAT? OH! - IT'S A SKETCH COMEDY.
- FUNNY! - YEAH.
[laughter]
- EMMA THOMPSON WAS ON THAT SHOW.
- OH, THEN IT WAS GOOD. - ALL RIGHT.
"LAP QUILTING WITH GEORGIA BONESTEEL."
[laughter]
- OH, IT COULD BE BRIT-- A BRITISH SHOW.
- NOW I SAY--OKAY, SEE, WE'RE--
OKAY, NOW I SAY-- BUT YOU SAY YES.
[applause] - PBS.
- LAP QUILTING.
YEP.
WOW, BEEN ON THE AIR FOR OVER 30 YEARS.
- OH, MY--
- IT'S A PBS SERIES. - WHAT IF I SAW--I KNEW IT.
- YEAH. - I DON'T.
- NO. [laughter]
"BUSTIN' OUT ALL OVER."
"BUSTIN' OUT ALL OVER," THAT'S A SHOW.
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT, FOR SURE. - WASN'T THAT A SHOW?
[audience ohs]
- THAT COULD BE A SHOW. - I THOUGHT IT WAS
LIKE A DANCE SHOW. - NO, IT'S NOT.
- IN THE 80s. - HERE'S ONE CALLED
"THAT'S MY BUSH." [laughter]
- IT'S GOTTA BE A GARDENING-- IT'S A GARDENING SHOW.
- IT'S A BRITISH--I SAY NO, BUT I BET YOU IT'S, LIKE, A UK SHOW.
- WELL, THEN WHY DO YOU SAY NO?
- BECAUSE I CAN'T SAY YES TO THAT.
[laughter]
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. YES.
- OH, IT'S A COMEDY SHOW! - A COMEDY SHOW.
- OKAY. - EMMA THOMPSON WAS ON IT.
- HERE'S ONE CALLED-- - MAGGIE SMITH WAS IN IT.
- "TESTEES." [laughter]
- HOW DO YOU WANT TO SPELL THAT? "TESTEES?"
- THERE'S NO "I" THERE. - OH, LIKE A TESTEE.
- YEAH-- - A TESTER AND A TESTEE.
- A TESTEE.
- THAT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND INTERESTING.
WHAT WOULD THAT BE ABOUT? - NO, WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO WATCH IT? NO.
[laughter] IT'S A COMEDY!
- ANYTHING GOES WITH COMEDY, I GUESS.
- NOW I WANT ONE MORE, ANDY, I KNOW YOU TOLD ME TO BREAK, BUT
"BARNYARD LOVERS."
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A KIDS' SHOW. - I WOULD WATCH THAT.
[laughter]
- OH. [applause]