- [Woman] We need to stop being so ratchet in our content.
- I disagree, I just pitched Pat a new animated series
called the Ratchet Patch Kids.
- I think I'ma green light that, plus I have a new idea,
Love in Hut Hop: The African Edition.
- Ah, that's what I'm talking about,
ratchet is where it's at, that's my slogan.
- Thick thighs save lives is your personal slogan.
(laughing)
- Good morning team, Patrick I see you're slap boxing
with French Diplomats on your Instagram stories?
- Hey, Kiera and them wild as hell.
- Who are you when you leave work?
- Pat snip bike seats on the dark web.
(laughing)
- Now Craig, are you early or late for an attempted robbery?
(laughing)
Listen guys, I've got some news to share.
I hired a data analyst company
to go over our content to see what our audience
is looking for, and the results are in.
They want more thought-provoking,
crazy, Afrocentric, black content.
So what I've done is hired a woke consultant
to come overhaul our stuff.
Brother Akbar.
- Brother Akbar?
- Hello my brothers and sisters.
I would like to apply to you, on the opportunity
to provide, some black opulence into your regular content.
So please, join me upstairs for your very first
woke episode of Great Taste.
- Where's the rest of your voice?
- You need a throat lozenge.
- Can I be in this if I'm half?
- Brother, sister, brother, brother,
brother, brother, how you doing brother?
Brother Dope'boy, I would like to run some things by you
as the self-proclaimed head writer of the show.
- Okay. - Thank you brother.
- What up everybody, I'm Patrick Cloud
and I'm here to tell you why Malcolm X
is the best black American hero of all time.
- [Group] No. - Yes.
First of all, this guy had layers.
Okay, he was a two-bit criminal, he turned his life around.
I mean, this dude had a powerful message.
- I mean Malcolm X is cool and all,
but Martin Luther King had a dream,
and he had marches and he also wrote great speeches.
- I feel all that sister, but Barack Hussein Obama
is the embodiment of all these great men.
He's the first black president.
- Yeah, but the amount of time and effort
that was put into the field of research
of peanuts and other products is exactly
why George Washington Carver is my favorite.
I mean, he put the PB in PB and J.
- He did. - No he didn't.
He did not make peanut butter.
That is a myth, he didn't make it.
- You don't have that proof. - I don't have anything else.
- Oh, is that it? - Yeah.
- Okay, well I guess that solves it guys.
When debating our black heroes, there is no winner.
Just a chance to acknowledge
all of our great black pioneers.
Thank you for tuning in to another episode of Great Taste.
See you next time, this is Patrick X?
All right, hang on, cut, cut.
I know we're supposed to be woke right now,
but I created Great Taste to be a debate show.
This wasn't much of a debate at all.
- I understand that brother, I understand.
But you see, black excellence is never up for debate.
Okay, the revolution will be televised.
- Yeah, what does that mean?
(phone ringing)
(ominous music)
- Sister. - Brother.
(rotary phone being dialed)
- (singing ringtone)
- Hello? - Hello, black America?
Unfortunately, I've got some bad news.
You see the black man in America has been oppressed.
Okay, the black experience in America
has been treated unfairly to say the least.
And it is clear more now than ever before
that we did not land on Plymouth Rock.
No, Plymouth Rock landed on us.
And to complete the theme of this episode,
the revolution will be televised!
Come on.
(music abruptly stops)
(singing ringtone)
Stay woke!
- So I'm thinking we rename dad jokes to woke jokes,
and then we only tell jokes with deep meanings.
- I kinda like that.
- Instead of Roast Me how about Toast Me,
where each person on this squad makes a toast
to their favorite black person?
- I'm picking up what you're putting down.
And I can also put a feeler out to see
if we can get sponsors by any black soap or incense company.
- Hey, what's up guys?
So, funny thing happened.
There's a small mistake with the data analyst company.
Turns out our audience was asking for more loke content...
- [Group] Oh. - ...not woke.
There was a computer error, more loke content.
So Pat, if you could get us back to
our regular scheduled stuff that'd be fantastic.
- Thank God.
- I'll hand out some assignments
and get us back to our roots.
- Thank you. - Wait, where's Dope'boy?
- Oh. - Oh.
- Your fingers stink.
Really guys, really?
Nobody seen that I was tied up this whole episode?
- Yeah, we didn't care.
- That's neither here nor there.
Well, now that the Ratchet ban has been lifted,
I got some new pitches.
First pitch, Niggas Going Nig.
Yeah, yeah, where we highlight our favorite
niggas doing nigga shit.
Then we got a dope-selling family in a sitcom,
called the The Bando, it's gonn' be great.
- And on that note, I can go anywhere else but here.
- This was a good day, low-key, I just noticed.
- It's quiet, he had a gag on.
- He's heavy.