♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
(Finebros) Today you'll be playing a game.
Okay. What game am I playing?
Hopefully it's, like, happy fun time, no scary stuff.
And we are playing...
Drum roll.
"GAME OF THE YEAR: 420--" yo!
(laughing) "420BLAZEIT vs. xxXilluminatiXxx."
(Finebros) What do you think this game could be about?
420BLAZEIT is smokin' weed,
and then xxXilluminatiXxx.
I know the Illuminati is, like, a weird cult.
Triangles and Obama and eyeballs
and conspiracy and spooky.
I know nothing about this game, but I already love it,
'cause it's everything that the internet stands for.
This looks like it's going to be a very interesting game.
Oh my... are those Doritos?
I see Illuminati triangles, triangles coming at me.
Mountain Dew, 'cause you got to get that gamer fuel.
(in game) Hello, I am xXSWAGNEMITE#YOLO420Xx.
What the [bleep]? What even is this game?
(xXSWAGNEMITE#YOLO420Xx) ...instructions today.
- Today we will defeat the Illuminati. - Okay.
(xXSWAGNEMITE#YOLO420Xx) You must sneak into their secret
underground lizard base and [bleep] them up and 360 no scope...
"360 no scope 420 blaze it"! Oh my god! This is so funny.
I can't tell if I'm supposed to take this seriously or not.
(xXSWAGNEMITE#YOLO420Xx) Here is your standard issue
- Mountain Dew Ghetto Blasta. - (snickers)
(xXSWAGNEMITE#YOLO420Xx) Don't forget to drink Mountain Dew
and eat Doritos along the way
and buy our new product, Dewritos. You will enjoy it.
Oh, I gotta get some Doritos, man. Some Dewritos.
(xXSWAGNEMITE#YOLO420Xx) The future of MLG is counting on you.
This is so weird.
(amused) "The future of MLG is counting on you."
Oh man. That was a lot of information there.
"Hungryiness: 6" and "thirst4Dew: 8."
What is that supposed to mean?
Your hungryiness. So like I need some more Doritos to refuel me.
And then my thirst4Dew--
I'm dehydrated, so I need to drink more of it.
- (Finebros) Press F1 to see the controls. - Okay.
F1, I'm looking at it. Okay.
"Mouse 1: fire weapon. Mouse 2: iron sights.
"Space: jump." Okay.
"F: use item. R: reload."
God, there's so many controls.
I'm not gonna remember all of this, but whatever. Let's just go.
Let's see.
What's up? We got Jackie Chan over here?
This game's like the internet put into one game,
and I'm so concerned right now.
I'm nervous.
♪ (dubstep music) ♪
Oh. I got to kill these guys.
(gunfire)
Yo.
Got fried chicken over here!
(gunfire)
Oh, oh, oh. This is too much internet already.
Adolf Hitler. That was Hitler.
(slow-mo gunfire)
- (in game) YOLO! - YOLO, swag!
Lemme get that Mountain Dew, yo.
(in game) Haters gonna hate.
(laughing) "Haters gonna hate."
Reload.
(Eddy Wally) Wow.
What kind of Doritos is this?
- (gunshot) - How do I grab it?
Okay, I use F to pick these up?
(tapping key) Go.
- (gunshot) - Oh. No, I didn't want to do that.
Do I just-- okay, F.
Thirst4Dew of 11.
And now I'm going to have a thirst4Dew of 6.
Yes.
My thirst4Dew is at an all-time low, guys.
- (in game: gulp) - Damn, I got a rifle now. Okay.
This is game over, honestly. They need just to leave.
Let's go. Illuminati, comin' for ya.
F. Open it, open.
Go, go, go.
(gunfire)
Get the-- oh, they're Illuminati for sure. They got the mask on.
You just got wrecked, homey. Got wrecked.
- Oh. [bleep] off, I guess. - ♪ Smoke weed every day ♪
- (in game) Fatality. - Got him.
(nonstop gunfire)
I don't like his mask.
(indistinct voice chatter)
It's like the meme mask.
Oh. Okay. It's a trap.
All right.
- (blaring cacophony) - Okay.
Oh, Jesus.
Let's do this. Whoa.
- (blaring cacophony) - What the hell?
- (blaring cacophony) - (shrieks) Oh my god! Oh my god!
- (blaring cacophony) - Oh my gosh!
♪ (faint dubstep joins in) ♪
(screams) What is happening?!
I don't like this. Oh my gosh!
- ♪ (Sanic Hegehog theme) ♪ - Gotta go fast.
It's impossible to go fast at this speed, Sanic. What do I do?
This is a lot of internet for a single brain to handle.
There's so much going on in this game.
I don't even know if I like it.
This is some trippy stuff right now.
(whimpering, giggles)
(cacophony intensifies)
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
I see dollar bills. Oh my god.
I think I'm fighting the internet.
(laughing) It's what it feels like.
(gasping) What is going on?!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
I am invincible!!!
This song is gonna get stuck in my head after.
♪ (cacophonous dubstep) ♪
No, I'm not gonna die. That doesn't happen.
I have MLG on my side. I can't die.
- (repetitive blaring) - ♪ (sad music) ♪
Oh, sad music. Does that mean I died?
No.
Die, die, die, die, die!
- (repetitive blaring) - ♪ (sad music) ♪
- ♪ (sad music) ♪ - (repetitive blaring)
What the hell was going on?
There's too much going on. [Bleep]!
- (repetitive blaring) - ♪ (sad music) ♪
(wheezing)
Hold up. (takes deep breath)
It went from so easy to so hard so fast.
That was ridiculous. Oh my god.
I've never played something more entertaining.
I got it this time. Now I know exactly what I'm doing.
Sprint.
Go, go, go! Your health is down! Go!
(in game) Damn, son.
"Damn, son. You just hit with the wow effect."
That's a reptile.
"Pray for your anus"? What?
How did I not know about this game? Oh my god.
Health. Health.
Better weapon. More gamer fuel.
Praise the Illuminati. Oh wait, no.
I'm destroying the Illuminati. What am I talking about?
Praise MLG.
We're doing it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Hide behind the snack box.
Headshot.
Ooh, "MLG Pr--"
You saw that, right? I'm MLG Pro, come on.
- (in game) Damn, son. - (voices screaming)
The frog.
(in game) YOLO!
YOLO. He only live once.
MLG Pro!
It's garbage day, get outta here!
Go, go, go, go!
(in game) M-m-m-monster kill!
That's right, bitch. I own you.
Okay, I don't like that frog, or what that weird thingy is
that shows up right before you pass the door,
'cause that's when everything went crazy.
I picked up his gun.
- (blaring cacophony) - (startled scream)
Oh my god! Aah, that happened already!
How did I not see that? Oh my god.
"I [bleep] your mom."
Oh my god. What?
Oh my god. Okay.
[Bleep] going down. Where are those things that I--
Oh.
These.
And there's money flying everywhere, because I make it rain.
Headshots everywhere! Die, die, die, die, die!
Go, go, go! Go, go, go! Kill him! Kill him!
♪ (blaring dubstep) ♪
Oh my god, so much is going on--
frogs and people dancing.
I gotta go big or go home. No cover required.
Aah!
Pick up this! F, F, F!
That's D. I'm pressing D.
No. Aah!
Shank you, shank you.
♪ (Sanic theme) ♪
Die! Die, die, die, die, die!
I can't get up. What am I--
Shift to sprint.
Aah!
- (blaring) - ♪ (sad music) ♪
(grumbles in frustration)
(sighs deeply) I'm done.
There's people everywhere. How am I supposed to do this?
I can make it. I can make it.
Gotta make it to the Dew. To the Dew!
Bam!
Ooh.
- (blaring) - ♪ (sad music) ♪
I still have one health point. How's it gonna kill me like that?
I'm at 87. No!
Go, go, go for it. Go for the bottles! Go for the bottles!
♪ (blaring dubstep continues) ♪
♪ (Sanic theme) ♪
I'm sweating right now. I shouldn't be sweating.
I'm sweating. I can't even hear myself over this music.
Jesus Christ. There's another guy.
Oh, come on.
- ♪ (chiming) ♪ - Oh, it's dubstep.
♪ (dubstep continues) ♪
This is the best game of all time. Oh my god.
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
Oh boy. This-- this is-- this game.
Do you even die in this game?
This is super intense.
Where do these guys keep spawning from?
- (Eddy Wally) Wow. - Wow. Okay.
Wow is right. This game.
♪ (dubstep intensifies) ♪
That drop.
♪ (bass dropping) ♪
Oh my goodness.
(silence)
Aw, the music stopped.
Boo. Boo. Boo.
(whispers) Yes.
Oh shoot, where? Where? ¿Dónde?
This is-- oh.
I think I beat it then.
I don't think I've ever played a game
that's had this much internet in it before.
I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.
Just eat all the Doritos and drink all the Mountain Dews.
Don't be a [bleep] scrub.
"Non-linear game section."
So where do I go?
"Ded end go here first." "2spooky4me."
It says go there first, so I'm not going there.
I wanna go be savage.
I guess I'm supposed to go to Shrek's swamp.
I'm not looking forward to this.
Shrek's swamp doesn't sound very nice.
Screw it. Grab that one and go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
♪ (thrashing dubstep music) ♪
♪ (Sanic theme) ♪
I'm freaking MLG, bro.
Get the [bleep] outta here. Who do you think you are, bro?
"Eat [bleep] and die." All right.
I'm falling in love with this game.
Oh, look, a bunch of weed.
- ♪ Smoke weed every day ♪ - (sings along)
Oh, I'm stoned.
Weapon. Got it.
(gunfire)
"Press F to Jason"?
- ♪ (booming, cacophonous dubstep) ♪ - What the [bleep]?
- ♪ (booming, cacophonous dubstep) ♪ - Oh shoot. Holy crap.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
Oh, there's so much internet.
Oh, there's a troll. There's a troll.
- (loud explosions) - Oh no.
♪ (cacophony continues) ♪
- (blaring) - ♪ (sad music) ♪
Pretty far.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can't handle-- I can't handle it.
Aah!
Shank you, fool!
Bah! Ooh, shotgun.
Boom! Ooh, kill him!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Illuminati. Oh my god!
Get spooky!!
Kill everything in sight!
Boom! Get down!
I'm a legend.
Aah! F, F, F, F. Everything is F.
F everything!
Sit down. Sit down.
- (Ian Hecox) Shut up! - Okay, Smosh.
Oh hey, Shrek.
- (blaring) - "Respecks!" That's right.
Oh [bleep]. Oh [bleep].
Come at me. You don't want this. Come on.
YOLO. #YOLO.
♪ (normal dubstep) ♪
All right. I think we're done here.
(Shrek) What are you doing in my swamp?!
Oh [bleep].
(Shrek) ...are you doing in my swamp?!
We're in Shrek's swamp now.
Aah! Die! Die!
Dat slow-mo.
Ooh [bleep], this is getting nuts. All right.
Oh no. Shank you, homey.
You what, mate? You what? You what?
Shrek's swamp has an absurd amount of Mountain Dew.
- Die. Die. - ♪ (Sanic theme) ♪
Goin' for it.
- (gun blast) - Get wrecked. Get wrecked.
Get wrecked. Get wrecked. Get wrecked. Get wrecked.
- Get wrecked. Get wrecked. - (Wilhelm scream)
Reload.
[Bleep] reload.
♪ (Sanic theme) ♪
Can you actually die in this game?
- (Finebros) Yeah. - Okay.
♪ (loud dubstep) ♪
Oh, that's Shrek. Oh [bleep].
Oh, it's Shrek.
The overlord king! I can't kill Shrek! He's my father!
I'ma get a headshot on this guy.
(loud gunshots)
Bitch-ass.
Is there a way of doing this?
It's not taking damage very well.
Oh fool, I'ma shank you, boy.
Oh [bleep]. Oh, actually, scratch that.
This guy actually is pretty hard.
(gunfire)
Oh, I'm gonna die. Oh [bleep], no.
No, chill. Chill. Chill, chill.
Run away!
- (blaring) - ♪ (sad music) ♪
Oh [bleep].
Damn.
I can't kill Shrek. He is God!
Jesus! Oh my god!
Cover, cover, cover. I'm dying.
(panting)
Oh, there we go.
- (blaring) - ♪ (sad music) ♪
(laughs) This ends the slow song. I love it.
- (blaring) - ♪ (sad music) ♪
(in game) [bleep] her right in the [bleep]!
Oh shoot.
Spider-Man. Spooderman.
Oh, it's Spider-Man.
Oh, it's the, uh, special Spider-Man.
- (crude voice) Actually is Spoderman. - Spoderman.
(Spoderman) The Illuminati took me and put me
- robot Mecha Shrek, and now I am here. - Oh my god.
(Spoderman) One with Shrek.
And my heart and soul is full of holes.
Okay, Spider-Man-- or Spoderman.
(remorsefully) I'm so sorry.
(Spoderman) Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
(pats chest) Amen.
(Spoderman) Now I know you are wondering,
because I am wondering the same question too.
I've been wondering a lot of things. (laughs)
(Spoderman) But if I? Am kill.
Then who,
was,
fone?
- ♪ (blaring X-Files theme) ♪ - (prolonged scream)
Illuminati everywhere, man!
Is that, uh, X-Files?
- (silence) - Frick!
This is probably the greatest game I've played of all time.
I'm not joking.
I liked it. I think it was-- it was intense, very intense.
It was very clever in its own way,
but it's just really funny to me.
I loved all the memes, and Hitler was in it too,
so that was great.
Hitler's not great, but killing Hitler was great.
(Finebros) So what you just played is a game
based off of popular video-game montages found on YouTube.
Gamers will add memes and dubstep to their best gaming moments.
Okay.
I don't even know what that is. (chuckles)
I know that people play and then they have their commentary,
but I didn't know they added stuff to it.
All the stuff that you see on the internet was all put in a game.
References that people make, like when I'm playing games.
It's all amazing. It's what I live for.
My friend got me into it, and he came with one
that was a video-game montage of Mulan.
And since then, it's just been a downhill slope
of being lost in video-game montage parodies.
I've seen some, yeah.
They always do jumpcuts or something to display their best kills.
I think this is particularly targeting Call of Duty fans,
at least those "hardcore" gamers.
Nailing stereotypes on point.
This was probably the number-one game of the year right here,
best game of the year.
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Bye, guys.
Goodbye. My world has been changed for the better.
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪