[music playing]
Uh, hon, don't you think you should get to class?
You don't want to be late on your first day undercover.
Just a sec. I'm building a social media presence.
It'll be so cray if I don't have one.
Speaking of which, can you go to SwiftyPic
and drop a heart emoji on my latest post?
You lost me at 'cray.'
Well, Brita, have a nice day.
It's Brita.
You are not seeing that movie. It is too scary for you.
He pulls around a cooler full of organs.
Mom!
You know how you get, you'll have nightmares.
You'll think something's out to get you.
You're just like your father.
That is a total exaggeration! On a completely different note,
that trailer is never to be played
in this house again. Yi-ih!
So, what's on the menu, father?
Cabbage and fish sauce! Back by popular demand!
Hey, what's the matter? Are-are-aren't you guys hungry?
Dad, I hate to say this,
but thanks to Lisa, we have no choice.
This dish is gross and not in a good way.
It's super gnarly.
It smells like Walt's bird cage.
But, but the other night, you all--
We didn't like it then either.
After you went to bed, we ordered takeout.
Well, have fun eating cereal for dinner!
[babbling]
Your father's right.
Quick, everyone, to Lisa's bunker!
[Lynn] Can someone turn on a light?
[Lisa] Hold your horses,
I'm looking for the switch.
[gasping]
We've been compromised. Retreat.
For the love of transistors, save yourselves.
[gasping]
[babbling]
To the garage!
[panting]
[gasping]
[cooing]
[screaming]
Now, girls, you heard Lincoln.
Uh, that means you too, Dad.
Oh.
[growling, squawking]
Uh!
[coughing] Luan, stop this right now!
I keep telling you I'm retired! There's another prankster afoot!
[babbling]
Your father's right. She's clearly lying.
Let's get out of here.
[chattering]
No, that's what the prankster wants you to do.
I know how they think.
[gasping]
[sighing] Try and keep up, Patchy.
Alright, kids, everyone down to the basement.
Your father and I have to secure the TV antenna.
I call trampoline!
All right, everybody,
get upstairs and clean the attic!
It's punishment for fighting over money.
[chattering]
That punishment makes no
[laughing]
Upstairs! But that was a good one.
So, I got some goss,
and spoiler alert: it's about me.
Ooh, girl! [chuckles]
I'm all ears!
See that guy over there? I totally have a crush on him.
He's got such a cute cowlick.
Oh, but, like, keep that to yourself,
'cause I haven't told anyone yet. Uh, Brita?
Uh. [chuckles]
Whew! All that fibbing worked up an appetite.
[gasping] Who's up for some of Dad's
famous squid ink surprise?!
Ummm, Father... that sounds delightful.
Whee! Coming right up!
Now you're getting the hang of it.
I'll get the take out menus.
[music playing]
[ringing]
Shh. It's Leni. Go for Brita.
Hey, girl, hey!
Hey, Leni.
Can't talk, Mom. I'm on the phone with Brita.
Do you guys hear an echo in here?
[both] Nope.
Hmm.
See? Totally under control. What's another day?
[Leni] Uh, Wednesday.
Did I get it right?
[chuckles]
But, honey, we'll have to come back
because you know how much I love scary movies.
Ahh! The Harvester! Don't take my pancreas!
What's the matter, Loud?
You never seen a guy open a bag of chips?
[Lincoln and Lynn Sr]
♪ A leprechaun will cry ♪
♪ A fib to mom and dad Well, that's just twice as bad ♪
Sorry, pal. Besides, my office, isn't that awesome.
Hurry, Pops! We don't wanna miss the doughnut cannon!
I'll bring you back a jelly-filled!
[sisters cheering]
[laughing] Yeehaw!
[neighing]
Nice horse, Loud!
Money, there just isn't a lot of it
in the Loud house. But when there is,
it's good to know that from now on,
the kids will share it.
Ooh, a dime! I'll just, uh, keep this one to myself.
Again, sorry about my sisters. [Lynn Sr whistling, gasping]
Maybe we should study in my room.
- Brilliant! - Cheerio!
Pip-pip and all that rut!
Lynn Loud Sr. I did a college semester
in merry old England. So many memories.
Bangers and mash, riding the Tube.
Ah, yes. Cheers.
Oh, Hugh. My window is literally stuck
and I need someone really strong to open it.
[humming] Fish and chips.
[gasping]
Chug!
[slurping]
Uh!
[laughing]
OM gosh, normally, this would be so embarrassing
but I just feel so comfortable around you, Brita.
Yeah, it feels like we've known each other forever.
Oh, I feel the same way. Besties.
And posted.
So, Brita, we were talking...
We want to have you over for dinner tonight.
Sorry, dinner? At your house, tonight?
That's right, brah, let's roll!
My old Pioneer Boy books from when I was a kid.
They're about a perky young lad and his family
crossing this great nation in a covered wagon.
You guys are gonna love 'em!
[babbling]
[chuckles]
Best... [crying]
anniversary gift... [crying]
ever!
Welcome to the Loud House.
Oh, wow.
[gasping
Lana, what are you doing?
Don't freak. I'll have it cleaned up
before Mom gets home.
[laughing]
Oh, and that's our dad.
Hey, girls, I didn't hear you come--
[shrieking]
[gasping]
Not cool, Dad! This is our friend Brita.
Oh, sorry, Brita.
You got some on your ponytail, dude.
[groaning]
I'm okay! It's all good. Nice to meet you, Mr. Loud.
So, you're Brita. That's who you are.
I mean, who else would you be?
Well, this has been great, goodbye.
Actually, she's staying for dinner.
And stop being so weird.
Get it together, Lynn.
[screaming]
Oh, no! It's spicy brown!
Lola, no pushing!
[chuckles] Hey, Luan.
I have your breakfast.
[shrieking]
[music playing]
Ah! What is that horrific sound?!
Is the cat fighting the possum again?!
No, Dad, it's us. We're starting a family band.
Oh, oh, you know your old man used to be in a band.
Although, it ended on a... on a sour note.
[music playing]
- Dude! - Dude!!
[everyone] Dude!!! You're out of the band.
[crying]
Aww.
Well, you can be in our band.
[chattering]
Well, if you all insist.
Ka-pow! [grunting]
Woo! Ha ha!
I sincerely hope that's not contagious.
[shrieking]
[whimpering]
[gasping]
He must really like you. He only does that to my mom.
Hey, where is Mom anyway?
Uh, she's in the garage, yeah, she'll be here any minute.
[chuckles]
I, uh, need to use the bathroom.
Here you go, Miss Lun-- [screaming]
Gross!
Hi, all! Sorry I'm late.
I was whittling a life-sized family sculpture.
That's weird.
Hmm. She's been in the can for a while;
I should go check on her.
No! Never rush someone's bathroom routine.
Better go wash up. BRB.
[panting]
[Lily] Mama!
Shh!
Mama, Ma--
[chuckles, barking]
Uh, down, Charles! Charles, no!
[gasping]
Okay, I know this looks bad, but I can explain.
Wait. Mom, why are you dressed like Brita?
[laughing]
Whoa! Ha, you missed me!
Mom!
I'm so sorry, girls.
I never should've violated your trust.
We totes get why you did it,
and we did have a great time hanging out with you.
How about we do a hang sesh once a month,
just the four of us?
We should start right now.
Really? I'd love that.
But let me go freshen up really quick,
it's been a crazy day.
Mom, no!
[squishing sound]
[everyone] Ugh.
Sorry. I planned that
before I read the article. [chuckles]
I'm gonna let this one slide.
[music playing]