Ëhhh, Bbbbbbb Kapeepatow
Bbroom bapakreego
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Shrimp salad on a…stick
This isn't some pro-GOP election, it's an anti-Obama election
We asked you for questions for the panel
and we got this on facebook
Everybody wants to bang the president
Bang the president
It's fun
For all the republicans
Ebola, Obama
Ebama, Obola
Bang the president
ISIS, Obama
OBISIS, Isama
Crimea, Obama
Obea, Crimama
Bang the president, it's easy
Bang the president, make him squeal
All of you want to go out and bang the president
We have to be true, we have to be great
We have to bang the president every day
The, uh, you don't want it all in just one big bang
I would enjoy havin some bourbon with Mitch McConnel
I don't know what his preferred drink is
The president would like to know your preferred drink
Bourbon
Bourbon whiskey
is a distinctive product
and is unlike other types of beverages
Bourbon
Bourbon whiskey
I rise to take an active role in promoting bourbon
Bourbon has recognition
Bourbon has depth of flavor
Bourbon has an American spirit
Let's hear it for bourbon
Bourbon whiskey
The drink itself is named for Bourbon County,
Kentucky
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ISIL's leader
What set off rumors of Baghdadi's injury?
It turns out it was a tweet, a tweet
This tweet, this original tweet
This tweet we've seen, this tweet could be
The tweet that sparked everything
The tweet that made us think he was dead
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
As a loaf of bread
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr al-
But right now nothing has happened
The machines, the machines
are taking people away from reality
some Americans don't know anytheeeng
Anytheeeng
They're lost in cyberspace
Creating phony worlds in which they can escape
Yeah, the machines and the humans in love forever
Like you and me on TV bein angry together,
ohhh
I'll always be there for you when you've got some yellin to dooo
Then people watch it on their machines
that good old fashioned tube
Aren't the president and Eric Holder responsible for violence in Ferguson
Yes, yes, yeah, yes, absolutely
Yup, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Wait, what about the homicide?
Or the long history of institutional discriminatio--
Bang the president, it's fun
I mean, it's fun!
It's easy!
I wanna pay tribute to the spirit of Kentucky
Literally
Bourbon whiskey
[laughing]
oh.
Bourbon
Bourbon whiskey
It's fun, bang the president
I love gettin hugs
Bang the president
It was a tweeet
The machines
This tweet, this original tweet
The machines
This tweet, this original tweet
Obama, Benghazi
Benbama, Oghazi
Bang the president
Buy him dinner! Take him home!
If you're both in the mood when you're alone
Bourbon whiskey
Better than patrón
Bourbon whiskey
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Abu Bakr, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
All the republicans
Bang the President
This is your state drink?!?!\
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What about Benghazi?
[sleeping]