- HAPPY FRIDAY TO YOU.
[cheers and applause]
- WOW.
Y'ALL ARE EXCITED FOR FRIDAY, AREN'T YOU?
THE POLAR VORTEX IS GONE.
IT'S 70 DEGREES OUTSIDE.
ALTHOUGH WITH THE WINDCHILL, IT FEELS LIKE 75.
IN CALIFORNIA, WE HAVE A WARM WIND.
SO TODAY I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL.
I THOUGHT WE'D LOOK AT
THE FIVE BEST WEB VIDEOS OF THE YEAR,
BUT IT'S 2014--IT'S A WEEK IN,
AND SO THERE AREN'T THAT MANY.
SO INSTEAD, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
FIVE BEST WEB VIDEOS OF LAST YEAR
EXCEPT THAT I LIKE MORE THAN FIVE, SO THERE'S SEVEN.
SO IT'S TIME FOR THE FIVE BEST WEB VIDEOS OF 2013,
BUT I COULDN'T PICK JUST FIVE, SO THERE'S SEVEN.
[triumphant music]
[cheers and applause]
THE MUSIC MAKES IT SOUND REALLY IMPORTANT.
[laughter]
THIS FIRST VIDEO--
THIS IS TWO SISTERS DOING A TRUST FALL.
- AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND JUST FALL DOWN, OKAY?
DON'T WORRY.
- OKAY, THEN LAUREN'S GONNA CATCH YOU.
- CLOSE YOUR EYES?
- OKAY, IT'S CALLED THE TRUST FALL.
OKAY, TRUST FALL. READY?
SET. GO.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- SEE?
DOESN'T--YOU CANNOT TRUST YOUR FAMILY IS WHAT IT IS.
AND THE FATHER DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO STOP HER.
HE JUST KEEPS FILMING.
HERE'S A MOM, SHE--
SHE WALKS IN ON HER TWO YOUNG CHILDREN.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?
- UM...
- YOU ARE IN HUGE TROUBLE, BY THE WAY.
LIKE, SUPER BIG, HUGE TROUBLE.
LIKE REALLY BIG TROUBLE.
- THIS PRETENDED TO BE SUN CREAM.
- YEAH, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, ARE YOU?
ARE YOU OKAY, BRADLEY?
[laughter]
[cheers and applause] THAT IS SO CUTE.
I LOVE IT.
OH, I LOVE IT.
SHE SAYS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SUN CREAM.
SUN--
WELL, HE'S NOT GONNA GET A RASH TILL HE'S 20, SO THAT'S GOOD.
HERE'S ONE OF THE BEST CAT VIDEOS OF 2013.
[dreamy R&B music]
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- YEP.
[cheers and applause]
EVEN CATS NEED TO UNWIND
AFTER A LONG DAY OF DOING NOTHING AT ALL.
THIS IS A SPORT THAT TOOK OFF IN 2013,
AND IT'S PROFESSIONAL FEMALE ARM WRESTLING.
AND I THINK MOSTLY THANKS TO THIS CLIP.
[woman screaming]
[woman continues screaming]
[both women screaming]
[laughter]
[Ellen sighs]
"HEY, HOW'D YOU LOSE YOUR VOICE?"
[whispers] "I WAS ARM WRESTLING."
[laughter]
I DON'T NORMALLY LIKE FIGHTING VIDEOS.
I REALLY DON'T.
BUT THIS ONE I LIKE A LOT
'CAUSE IT'S A CAT VERSUS A POTATO.
GET IT. GET IT.
GET IT. GET IT. GET IT.
GET IT.
GET THE POTATO.
[cheers and applause]
THE POTATO ALMOST WON.
[cheers and applause]
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
THIS IS-- THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE ONE.
IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED A NEW HAIRSTYLE LAST YEAR,
I HEARD--I'M SURE IT WORKED OUT
BETTER THAN THIS GIRL TEACHING THIS STYLE.
- HEY, GUYS. IT'S TORI.
I'M BASICALLY JUST TEACHING YOU GUYS HOW TO CURL MY HAIR.
WRAP IT.
THEN COUNT 20.
COUNT 20 OR LONGER
ACTUALLY.
[audience squeals]
[laughter]
[laughter and applause]
- [gasps]
OH, MY GOD.
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
[laughter]
MY HAIR JUST BURNED OFF.
[cheers and applause] - AWW.
SAD.
[cheers and applause]
[sighs]
AND THEN SHE HAD TO BURN THE OTHER SIDE TO MAKE IT EVEN.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THOSE VIDEOS,
AND NOW I HOPE YOU ENJOY DANCING WITH ME RIGHT NOW.