- Can we agree on
what happens to things in neon?
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
(swooshing) Good Mythical Morning to ya!
- Happy St. Paddy's Day, everybody!
And look out!
If you're not wearing at least one stick
of glowing green goop, you're gonna get pinched.
- Pinched, that's how we say it.
For many people, this holiday is just
an excuse to chug green beer and speak
in bad Irish accents all day, but here at GMM,
we take things a bit more seriously.
- That's right.
We shove stuff in green glow stick goo
for a month, and today,
we get to find out what happened to that stuff.
And we may do the occasional bad accent.
(laughing) - Yes, we might. (laughs)
It's worth noting that glow sticks contain
several reactive ingredients that can
be dangerous when not handled properly.
- Right. - Or when mixed with certain
other ingredients.
- Aye.
- We definitely don't recommend trying this at home.
Just watch us do it.
- So, now, let's follow that glowing green light
coming from the basement and check the shelf
that we leave things on.
Or, as we like to call it,
(dramatic music) the shelf that we
leave things on!
- We've done coke, bleach, air, Guinness,
salt, pool water, nail polish remover,
mouthwash, champagne, shamrock shakes,
an Irish whiskey, a '93 Infiniti G20,
margaritas, dirt and wine, hoo!
And today, we party.
It's time for,
(ominous music) left on a shelf!
Glow stick edition.
(screaming)
The Mythical Crew has filled jars
with glow stick juice and left
a variety of items in those jars
for a month, all in the name of internet science
and St. Paddy.
So, now, we must guess what happened to those items.
- If we can guess more than half the rounds correctly,
we'll receive a bottle of Glow.
That's right, J-Lo's 2002 perfume,
available at Walgreens, not a sponsor.
(gasping) And if we can't guess
more than half the rounds correctly,
we'll receive a bottle of Glow,
J-Lo's 2002 perfume, available at Walgreens,
not a sponsor.
- Okay, now, anyone who's cracked a glow stick
knows that those suckers eventually fade out, right?
- Uh-huh. - So, in the spirit
of St. Paddy, they've added a fresh glow stick
and a little green light to every jar,
to maximize the Emerald Isle effect.
Okay? - All right,
it's glow time, baby.
Let's see our first items left in glow sticks.
- I can't help but notice
that there is a,
a cat, this is, (purring)
that's purring and moving. - Look, it's moving.
- Y'all put this, y'all put a cat,
a lifelike cat in glow sticks?
- And then this is a doll of sorts?
- Bratz doll. - It's a Bratz doll.
- Bratz, with a Z, man.
- Bratz doll.
Okay. - All right,
so, here's our options.
Which one's face melted down
like Ashley Simpson when caught lip-syncing
on SNL?
#NeverForget.
- Yeah, never forget. - Come on, guys,
I had forgotten.
- 'Cause that's been a while.
- I'd forgotten, guys. - And she does
kind of like an Irish jig to get out
of there too, if you remember.
- That's true.
- I'd blocked it out,
Stevie, thanks. - Yeah, she was like...
And then she, like. (laughing)
Oh, gosh.
Okay, so we gotta choose which one.
- Or both. - Is it,
A, the cat, is it the Bratz doll
or is it both?
That the face melted down.
- Well. (rattling)
- I feel like--
- You see the face on that thing?
I think that there's paint.
- Is that-- - That may have.
- [Link] It's hard.
It's not a soft face though.
- But, what if the face just melted off.
- Yeah. - What if the
details melted off?
I mean. - Yeah.
- This cat. (purring)
Well, sure, you know what?
I could have a cat like this.
(laughing)
I'd do that, I'd play that game.
- I think you can go to sleep
and you can put the cat on your chest,
and it will, like, purr and, you know.
Soothe you. - Yeah, I'll do that
later, on my own time.
- [Link] Just soothe you.
- But, anything that would happen
to that cat's face--
- No. - Would also happen
to its whole body, right?
- Yeah. - We're gonna say Bratz doll.
- Just the Bratz doll. - B.
(purring)
- So, let's look, I guess the cat's in here,
let's look at the cat first.
You want to? - Cat,
cat first.
- 'Cause I don't, oh, my gosh.
What a poor cat.
So, it's even blocking much of
the glow situation.
Oh, my gosh, the freaking face melted off.
(dribbling) Do you see that?
- Oh, it, oh! - We were wrong.
- [Rhett] Just the face.
- What? - Just completely,
just came right off of it.
I mean, all the hair just came right off of it.
- [Link] It's just exposed skull
and you can see its poor nose.
Oh, my gosh.
- You feel very sorry for this fake cat.
- Well, it's moving as if it's alive.
- Then I guess what we're saying
is that nothing happened to the Bratz doll,
or maybe both?
(rattling) Can something happen
to both of them?
(thumping)
- I'm not gonna move that.
- There's her face.
- She is totally intact.
(buzzing) - She looks good. (laughs)
I mean, she looks like a month
in a glow stick did her right!
- Don't make this weird.
We're just wrong, let's leave it at that.
- Okay.
(screaming) (creepy music)
- So, we've got uterus and a foot,
both from a pig.
- All right!
- Good job, guys. - Yeah!
We did it!
Uterus and foot!
(sighing)
- What?
What do you mean, we did it?
(laughing)
- I'm just trying to celebrate a little bit.
- Okay, yeah, hey, it's--
'Tis the season. - It's a day of celebration.
- It stinks a little.
- Okay, which pig part turned undeniably white,
like a sports bar during a televised polo match?
(laughing) - Oh, gosh.
- Anybody ever been to one of those?
- And, it's either A or B,
but there's no option for both on this one.
(disgusted sighing)
- Well, this one's already more white.
- Yeah, but did it go undeniably white?
- Undeniably white.
- Now.
- This is pretty uniform.
- That baby balloon there is,
you know, it's very tenacious.
You know, it's got that baby big pushing on it.
I don't wanna make this graphic,
I should shut up. - I mean, well,
I just kinda wanna get an idea
of what we're dealing with.
Oh.
- [Link] No, let's not.
- Is there, like, a little baby pig
in each part of it? - Stop, stop, stop.
- Like, why does it look like a thing of grapes?
(laughing)
- Here's what I'm gonna do.
- Gosh, it's horrible.
Why, what?
- I'm thinking about you, 'cause you're eating
and I'm gonna push that outta frame.
I'm also gonna push this outta frame,
because you're eating.
- Yeah, let's just-- And I plan to eat
at some point.
- Let's just turn to the ones
that have been left in glow sticks for a month.
- I think that--
- I think this turned white.
Is that what you're thinking?
- Yeah, 'cause it's-- - 'Cause I've seen pickled,
like, pickled pigs feet.
- Yeah, that's a good point.
- They've been pickling forever.
Like, there's pickled pigs feet
at the Duncan Junction.
- I agree.
- That are like, (scoffs)
been in there for probably 40 to 50 years.
- So, we're saying the uterus. - 'Cause they keep getting
pushed to the bottom.
- Oh, gosh.
Is that yellow?
(shifting) Is that undeniably white?
- Oh, you gotta open it up
and pull it out and see.
(metal scraping)
(metal clanging)
(disgusted grunting)
- It stinks.
It's yellow.
- That's undeniably yellow,
but I think that maybe that's also--
- Were y'all calling that
undeniably white? - I think that's white.
- Yeah. (buzzing)
- Okay, put it back. - Okay.
I would call it undeniably yellow,
but if that's what-- - So, that means this uterus--
(metal clanging)
- Oh, gosh.
- It definitely didn't turn white.
- [Stevie] Sorry.
Please, do not open that.
Because, if you think that smells bad,
that smells really bad.
- Oh, really? - So, please, just
look at it through the glass.
- [Rhett] And just imagine what it would smell like?
- [Stevie] Yes.
- What a nightmare.
Okay.
- God.
I mean, this thing,
uterus turned the water dark.
- Green, almost.
And then it, it's not undeniably white,
because there's some pinkness hanging around.
Let's end this round.
- Please, take it away. - Okay.
So, we were wrong, we don't care.
(screaming) (creepy music)
- Speaking of glowing,
you know who's been glowing lately?
- Josh. - Mythical Chef, Josh!
I think he might be pregnant.
- He's not.
- Be sure to check out The Mythical Kitchen's
latest episode of Snack Smash,
where Josh smashes together a brand new snack.
Takis Pocky!
- Takis, Pocky!
How creative.
Mythical Kitchen channel, check it.
All right, so this is gonna be the final round,
specifically of leaving things in glow sticks,
because in the next round, we're gonna
be doing something different.
- But right now, The Mythical Crew
has carefully injected raw eggs
and green grapes with a heaping dose
of glow stick fluid.
- Okay, they're asking us,
which one will glow bright,
like Link, that one time he accidentally
sat on a lava lamp?
- Right, yeah. (laughing)
You weren't experimenting or anything.
(laughing)
- Was it the eggs or the grapes?
All right, so you injected.
- It would have to come through the shell
of the egg, in order to glow.
- Well, you know if you put a backlight
and you--
- Hush.
(chewing)
Yeah, what were you--
- This is really helping my process.
- What were you saying about back lights?
- You can see, like, a baby chicken
being formed sometimes. - Right.
Yeah, I've seen that.
I've seen that, and then with, like,
a green grape, I mean--
- That's always translucent.
- I mean, there's a skin. (grunting)
There's a skin
that you'd have to come through on the grapes as well.
I don't know.
Something about the eggs,
not just, I feel like the eggs
are gonna be the one to glow.
I don't know why. - What?
This is translucent.
- I agree that, my intuition says
that these are gonna glow,
but, you know, eggs that glow,
that just feels like something that
would happen on the internet. - That would be crazy.
Well, I hope it does. - And we're on the internet,
right?
Is this on the internet? - For the sake of our show
and the internet at large, I hope that this happens, but--
- We've already lost.
- All right, we've already lost, okay.
We're gonna go with the eggs.
But, we're gonna reveal at the same time.
- Hold on, but we gotta--
- And you're gonna hit the,
you're gonna hit some lights? - We gotta bring the lights
down, we're gonna bring the lights down.
- Here we go.
- [Both] Three, two, one.
- [Link] Oh, it's the eggs!
(laughing)
Look at that! - What are those
things called?
Eggs! - It's the eggs!
And it's not the grapes at all!
What in the world!
- [Rhett] There's a very, very tiny,
you're not gonna be able to see that on camera,
but you can see that with the naked eye.
You see, there's a very tiny, little peak
of glow on one of the grapes,
but it doesn't make it through the skin at all.
- Okay, bring the lights up.
Oh, 'cause those eggs are haunted.
Now, in your shot here, even with the lights down,
you couldn't see the glow.
Casey had to, like, change the sensitivity
of her camera in order to show you
what we were seeing with our naked eye,
which is a haunted egg! - The naked eye!
Well, it was so impressive with the naked eye!
- It's the wrong season for haunted eggs,
my friend. - We got one right.
That's what I know, but we still got less
than half right, so we get J-Lo's Glow.
- Yeah, there it is.
Take a whiff of that to get rid
of the pigs feet smell.
(spraying) Okay, okay, that's enough.
I mean--
- Ooh, it smells like J-Lo.
- A lot better than pigs feet.
(screaming) (creepy music)
Okay, we have no idea what this stuff is for,
but we appear to have some toothpaste
and I think this is blood?
- Looks like blood.
Okay, all we know is that in this round,
instead of working together to find the answer,
we're competing against one another.
- Okay.
- Oh, top of the Mythical Morning to ya!
- Hello.
- Hello!
- Hi, Mr. Leprechaun. - Leprechaun Chase.
- Yes, that's me, yeah. - You're back.
- I am back.
- Been a whole year.
- It's been a while, yeah.
- You've got the same outfit.
- He's got a better accent than we do.
- Not better than last year, though.
(laughing) - I'm a little offended.
- What are we doing?
- So, I'm gonna give you guys a riddle,
and then whoever can answer it
gets the power of choice.
You get to decide which one of those
will you put in the jar of glow sticks,
because one of them has a very strong reaction.
Are you ready for the riddle?
- The other one does not?
Okay, ready? - Okay, okay.
One has a strong reaction. - And then--
- I'm ready
for the riddle, yes. - whichever one of you gets
it right gets a special prize.
- Oh, a special prize?
- A special prize, yeah. - A special prize.
Okay. - All right.
- What's your riddle?
- I always have to work with something in my eye.
What am I?
- An optometrist.
(laughing)
- That's not correct.
- Always have to work with something in my eye.
- I always have to work with something in my eye.
What am I?
- A needle.
- There we go! (cheering)
- Yeah!
- That was good, you've got
the power of choice. - Yeah, I'm like,
what else has an eye?
You know?
That's just my thought process, you know, when
I'm talking to leprechauns. - Which one do you want?
- Okay, so, am I allowed to squirt this
or do I have to put the whole thing?
'Cause that would be stupid.
- Squirt a little bit.
- I can squirt
if I choose this. - Are you choosing
the toothpaste?
- Or, what's this blood from?
- It's from a pot of gold.
(laughing)
I got a pot of gold and a pot of blood.
- Well, this is a weird leprechaun situation.
- That's with a double rainbow.
Two pots, double rainbow.
- I'm gonna go with the thinner,
nastier material, I'm gonna give you the--
- Oh.
I believe that,
I think you chose incorrectly. - I think that's thick.
I think that's thick and it's not gonna react.
I think this blood is thinner than toothpaste.
Why are you stepping back?
Get on up, come on, we're up here!
- I just wanted to do a leprechaun dance back here.
You guys, just do your thing. - I'm assuming there's
something in toothpaste that's gonna make something happen.
- All right, we gonna do this in unison?
- Yeah.
Three, two, one, go. - Three, two, one.
(pouring)
(shifting) - Whoa!
Whoa! - Whoa!
I was right!
Look at that.
Look at those octagonal bubbles.
- Oh, you know what?
This is like--
- That's crazy. - When you put something
on a cut and it bubbles up.
- Right, yeah. - Look at that,
look at that network of bubbles.
- [Rhett] It's a network of bubbles!
- It's like a hive.
Oh, it's still--
- Oh, it's still coming up,
put it down!
Okay, what's his special prize?
- All right, are you ready for your
special prize, Link? - Oh, it's still coming up!
Look at that!
- Yeah? - You get
a bottle of Glow by J-Lo. (laughing)
- Seriously?
- Oh, yeah.
- Thank you. - You know what?
Now, we each get our own.
Nice.
- All right. - Thank you, J-Lo,
for not sponsoring this episode.
Spray it on your bubbles there.
Spray some J-Lo on your bubbles
to get them to go down. - Okay.
- What if the whole studio just blew up?
(laughing)
What if that was the end of everything?
Glow mixed with beef blood. - Oh, it works.
Look at that.
It works.
- Oh, we also left Link's glasses
in glow stick fluid for a month.
(metal scraping)
(metal clanging)
(tapping)
- So, that's where those have been.
- Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell.
- You know what time it is.
- Hi, my name is Sophia Mueller.
I'm the pterodactyl from Topeka, Kansas,
and it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality!
(mimicking pterodactyl)
- Oh, my goodness!
Oh, gosh, girl! - You need to see
a doctor, Sophia.
Click the top link to watch us make
glow-in-the-dark balloon animals
in Good Mythical More.
- And to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land.
- All right, Trevor. - All right.
- Gently, you missed all of it,
you missed literally all of it,
just get it on the chocolate.
- I can't. - Angle it!
- [Trevor] You gotta hold it at an angle!
- Okay, don't yell at me, I'm sensitive!
Do it like your breadsticks, that's great,
I think it's great, right?
- It's good, yeah. - All right.