Have you ever forgotten another celebrity's name
and who was it?
Yes.
And I still can't remember her name.
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Where were you?
What were you doing?
I was at the Oscars.
I was like all excited because I had just
met Meryl Streep for the first time,
and then I had went completely blank.
And I still can't tell you who that person--
they're very famous.
Man or woman?
A woman.
And what was she in.
We can help you out.
She was blonde, she had blonde hair.
Right.
She was wearing a very sparkly dress.
I wasn't there.
What has she been in?
She been in movies that have like the queen in it.
I think she was the queen.
No, she was not the queen but she
was in a movie with the queen.
Emma stone?
She don't got blond hair, do she?
No, what's the one?
She got thick lips, she always wearing red lipstick,
and she was in a Spider-Man movie before.
She was in that movie with Brad Pitt.
Cate Blanchett?
Is that her name?
No, she was in a movie with Brad Pitt
where she him kissed him and she was like 11.
The Vampire Diaries?
Kirsten Dunst?
I think that's her name.
OK.
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I know she got to kiss Brad Pitt.
All right.
Yeah, he's cute.
He all right.
All right.
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What's something you have to do before you turn 40?
I would like to be able to do the splits.
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Oh, wow.
What is one thing that you have tried that you will never --
On a celebrity.
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[CHEERING]
On a celebrity?
Any particular celebrity?
Male, preferably.
Whoever making more money than me.
All right.
Not married.
All right.
No kids.
No kids, all right.
We're going to find you somebody.
Good credit.
What is the one thing that you've tried
that you'll never do it again?
That I've tried that I'll never do again?
I can't think of nothing.
Anything that I'll never do again, I probably never did.
OK.
Sometimes you do something, you realize, oh, I
didn't need to do that.
I won't do it again.
Oh, oh, oh!
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Laser myself while intoxicated.
Laser yourself?
Yeah I had bought one of them laser things off of Amazon.
I thought I would save some money.
To remove hair?
To remove hair.
And, yeah, I removed my brown skin.
Because I was intoxicated, I thought, oh,
if I have a couple of drinks I won't feel this.
This is why I don't drink no more like that.
And I had a couple of drinks, and then I
burned my stuff because I couldn't feel nothing.
What area did you burn yourself on?
I burned my arm.
See the scars?
I see it.
It's still there.
And then I had burned my legs and I had burned somewhere
else, but I can't show you.
All right.
What's your go-to karaoke song?
Proud Mary.
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Oh, it's a good one.
I'm good at it, too.
I'd like to see it.
What's the most rebellious thing you did as a teenager?
The most rebellious thing I did as a teenager?
Were you bad?
No!
So many things?
I was so good!
Oh, that's sarcasm.
No!
The baddest thing I ever did as a teenager was me and my home
girl, we rode our bikes like 14 miles away from home
and had a stranger bring us back to the house.
That's dangerous.
Yeah, well, we wasn't supposed to leave,
so that was rebellious.
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All right.
The show is called Kids Say the Darndest Things.
We'll be right back.
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[BLEEP]
God!
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