*High five sound effect*
TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YE LADDIES!
My name is Jacksepticeye!
And welcome back to Higher or Lower.
This time, I'm not gonna be drinking any alcohol.
I'm not gonna be doing any sort of a challenge; whatsoever.
I'm just going to be doing the game, naturally, and normally.
And we'll see what it's like...because last time was a bit messy!
It got a small bit liiittle messy.
So I'm gonna do it normally this time.
So play game!
So...what's searched more in a month?
Schindlers List or a Jaguar E-Type..?
Jag-
so now, there's no consequence.
So now I can just click through them all I want
but I'm still going to think them through.
Uhm...
Schindlers List is pretty damn popular
Well, I thought it would've been more popular than that.
Uh...higher.
Yeah!
Off to a great start.
So, I have to beat a score of like...
sev- my highscore is seven.
I have to beat seven, I can do that
Golden State Warriors, higher.
Because they're a team, they're usu-
Ohh, Jesus fucking Christ.
Ahaha, I did not know they were going to be-
Golden State Basketball...fucking hell.
I did not know they were going to be searched nine..
million times!
I was going to say billion.
Uhm...
Gardener, lower.
Yeah-
Waaay, waaay lower.
Formula One, of course that's gonna be higher
than fucking gardeners...
four million times.
It's a popular sport. Tourettes? Crap.
I don't know if that's gonna be searched more or not.
Uhm...
I'm gonna say less, because...four million is a lot to be searching for something.
*clap*
Fucking did it! Yes!
Cheeky Nandos, ohh byes (boys).
Are you up for a Cheeky Nando, are ya?
Uhh, we don't have Nandos over here.
Well, at least, not where I live.
Maybe up in Dublin or something, there might be some Nandos around...
but, Cheeky Nandos, that has to be higher.
Nan- Cheeky Nandos is like a fucking meme.
God fuck!
What did I get? Five?
Oh, there's John...*laughs*
*inhale*
*singing* ♫ I will play any game on earth... ♫
♫ but I won't play that. ♫
*cute laugh*
*normal* Okay John! What we got?
Uh, Citizen Kane..
...
I don't know, dogs are searched a lot.
Yeah.
Citizen Kane is pretty damn, uh, influential,
but uh, Scientology more.
Oh, it's absolutely even!
That's crazy! How could they have EXACTLY the same amount of searches?
You must be- *reading on screen* "average monthly searches"...
I was gonna say, "you must be averaging these."
And it's right there in the fucking thing.
Okay, Climate Change, higher.
Or at least, I hope so. Yes!
YES!
Global Warming can melt steel beams(?)
Skrillex! Higher, of course.
Dude's gots those fucking sick beats.
And I ain't talkin' about no, like, beet root.
Or anything like that, he's just got some sick beats by Dr. Dre.
Walle. WALLE
As much as I- he's on my shelf.
As much as I would love for people to be searching for Walle
more than Skrillex, I highly fucking doubt that.
Yeah...sorry Walle.
I'm sorry, buddy. I still love you! <3
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, uhh...
higher, cause he's a pretty damn popular footballer.
Yeah, he's almost as much as fucking Skrillex.
Now see, THIS is where it gets hard.
Because I would love if Leonardo Da Vinci was searched more than Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Not to put anything against fucking Ibrahimovic or anything.
Good footballer, nice man, he's done a lotta good things.
But, Leonardo Da Vinci, kind of Revolutionary.
He's kind of like- I don't know. What would you describe him as?
Like. You're like a frozen pizza that you'd get in the, like, in the shop and it imitates take-away pizza.
And it's pretty fucking good. It- It's good, it's decent, it taste good, it's not bad!
But it's nothing against, like, fucking straight out of the oven Papa Johns
or Dominos, or just like, Chicago Pizza. Those kind of things.
New York style pizza straight- mwah! Straight from mama's spaghetti from a oven!
So... ah- bu- it's probably lower...
*intense staring*
I don't know, Leonardo Da Vinci is pretty fucking famous.
I want it to be higher, but I'm at a score of six and I'm almost at-!
*devastating sigh* ohh crap..
cause this is like the modern world meets the old world.
Higher.
OH MY GOD IT'S EVEN!
Oh thank god- hey! It's Felix!
*adorable laughter*
Oh God! If Felix is searched more than Leonardo Da Vinci, I give up on life!
It's all over! I will throw my fucking hat in the ring!
It's gonna be higher isn't it...
Oh my god, of course it's higher!
FELIX! You're searched more than Leonardo Da Vinci!
And fucking Ibrahi- you're almost searched more than both of them COMBINED each month.
That's insane! Good for you Felix, you fucking legend.
Arhm...so,
Arjen Robben, see, he probably doesn't even get as much as...-
Uh, he's a good footballer, he's- uh, at least.
he's pretty damn fucking popular- lower.
Yeah, he doesn't get as much as Ibrahimovic even.
FC Barcelona, higher. So does a whole team get more than this one player?
Yes, of course they do.
Fucking six million.
What are- not only are they a really good team, they're probably the most famous team in the world about now.
Like, you have stuff like: "Man United" and "Liverpool."
And all those teams and everything, but those are like, an older kind of fame.
Barecelona is, like, pretty fucking popular right now.
Actually, they've always been popular.
Mainly because they're fucking really good and they have little- my little messy baby over here.
Uh, Strictly Come Dancing, lower.
Oh god, that's fucking way lower.
I was expecting, like, a million.
Jennifer Aniston.
Not only is she beautiful- and she's like a hundred and six and she never ages, but she was in Friends
and she's in a lot of movies, so she's going to be searched more than Strictly Come Dancing.
Holy balls, that's a lot!
This is really surprising!
That some of them are searched as much as they are.
Nut balls-! Fleas.
I would HOPE that fleas were searched less than Jennifer Aniston.
And I would HOPE that Ayers Rock was searched more than fleas!
WHUAT
*shock silence*
Fleas are- look at you fucking dancing, makin' fun of me.
"That's an awesome score! You're in the top ten percent of players!"
MA!
MA, WE MADE IT!
Top ten percent, oh god, if only I had party poppers or something with me.
I don't have anything to celebrate with!
Wait. Wait for it. Wait. We're gonna do this.
*music* ♪ Celebrate good times ♪
COME ON!
*jamming out*
Okay! Play again! Let's go, once more, into the frey- into the last good game I'll ever know.
Gangnam Style or Martin Scorsese?
Ohh, I want Martin Scorsese to be searched more...
Yes! Imma say higher for you Martin because mwah! Beautiful director!
*disappointed rage* God fucking dammit..
I mean, I know the Ganganam Styla is pretty fucking popular. Highest viewed video on YouTube, but come on.
Beatles are definately searched more than 9/11...
Beatles- ohh the exact same?!
...
What?!
I mean. Okay. I guess.
Golden Gate Bridge, lower than the Beatles.
Why are people searching the Golden Gate Bridge 368,000 times a year?
A month. A fucking week. An hour!
Diving. Now, are we talking broad terms?
Are people just searching "Diving," cause there's scuba diving, Olympic diving, skinny-dip diving...
Higher, higher! Gambling! Putting it all in- putting all my chips into one basket!
Take it away Jerry! Higher, higher!
*suspense*
Did I win?
(sorry, Jackaboy...)
FUCK IT
WHY-
*sigh* okay
A few more games then! Not just one more game...
Pete Sampras, okay. My anus is searched way more than Pete Sampras.
(that's true)
Because my anus is a great planet.
Cher...
...
A while ago, maybe, but these days...
AYE FUCK- is Cher really still that popular?!
I thought she only believed in love after love, I didn't know she believed in a million fucking hits a month.
John McEnroe or Franz Beckenbauer?
Uhm...
*thinking*
*distressed noise*
Yeahhhh, we're back in the game.
This is the winning streak, I need it.
Groundsman, lower.
Yes, 1900 times- who needs a Groundsman?
A Mini Cooper? Fucking higher.
Rapid fire! We're gonna rapid fire this bitch! Watch this!
Princess Diana, higher.
BALLS!
I GIVE UP!
IT'S ALL OVER!
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD-!
You're not my drawing board, you're a wall.
We're going back in, another rapid fire.
Jet Li, you're pretty popular, but you're searched less than Baidu.
Because that's fucking 2.2 million.
Uhh, Blood Moon, you're searched higher.
*disappointment*
I'm going again x3
Fuck this, fuck this-
RAPID FIRE. Alright, rapid fire.
*cheer*
Gimme all your energy!
Putin or Driving Instructor?
Uhh, lower.
Yeahhh, fucking Putin, you're taking it away.
Cher, I know you get like a fucking million, so now I know what's up
when I come across the same ones again.
Green Peace, lower.
Hell yeah! Look at this rapid fire! Gettin' it all done!
Caitlyn Jenner, higher.
YES
1.5 million, that's a lot!
Uhh, Suffragettes!
*confused Jack noises*
Fucking low- lower!
YEAHH
I love those green arrows!
Table Tennis... uhh, lower.
YEASH!
Oh, I'm on a fucking roll.
Breasts! Of course, they're gonna be searched higher.
Only 550,000?
Would it be different if it was, like, titties?
DEEEEM TITTIES!
Microwave Meals, less.
People buy a lot of them, but I don't think they're gonna be searching for them.
Stonemason, higher.
Just about.
Oh, Bart Simpson, of course that's gonna be higher.
Why wouldn't it be?
C'mon Smosh, higher.
Higher than Bart Simpson, there we go.
That's not a lot, actually, I expected more.
Bradley Cooper! Look at those fucking beautiful eyes and those teeth!
I would search for him!
American Beauty, lower. That's an older movie.
They're not gonna be searchin' that as much as Bradley Cooper.
I am up as far as my high score already!
Ben Affleck, he was in Batman recently, of course he's gonna be searched higher.
Look at this rapid fire.
Therapy? Not as much, people go to therapy, but not as much as Ben Affleck.
People go to Ben Affleck all the time.
Paris Saint Germain, higher, because it's a popular team.
Here we go, here we go- Charlie Hebdo?
*whale moan*
A while ago, maybe, but not right now.
Not as much as Paris Saint Germain.
See, both Paris.
Meditation, lower. Lower.
Give it to me, give it to-
ffffff-
FUCK IT!
OH MY WINNING STREAK IS OVER!
Oh I'm a faliure to my family!
I might as well just go dissolve in a bath of acid, cause that's all I'm worth!
Okay! My high score is seventeen.
Try beat that, try t' beat the high score of seventeen.
And without using Google! You can't Google: "How many times a month is Cher searched?"
You can't do that! You have to play it naturally the way I was doing it, you have to play it rapid fire!
I wanna see rapid fire rounds!
Okay! Well, that does it for this episode of Higher Or Lower! This game is actually really fun!
I like this a lot, it's kind of like a "Would You Rather" type of game or "Will You Press The Button?", sort of.
Not- not as much, because it doesn't pose, like, big dilemmas or anything. You can quick fire through them a lot easier.
But it's still fun! I like these types of games where you can just turn off your brain for a little few minutes and just dick around.
It's awesome, but anyway...
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THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES...
IN THE NEXT VIDEOO!
*Outro music*
I keep forgetting that I have that horse mask...
I don't know where it is.
I bought it ages ago and now I don't know where it is.
It's a mysteryyy!